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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I don't care as long as you get me off
    there was a bet between me and some friends back when i was in high school.. we were at the local mall "montgomery mall" and there was this very sexy woman waiting for something at a stand in the food court... they bet me $200.00 that i would not walk up to her and flat out ask her for a blow job... bad idea with me...

    i walked up to her and said "hi... you look extremly sexy... what are the chances of you giveing me a blow job?" she looked at me from my toes to my head once and bit lip and said "give me a second" i was waiting to get pepper sprayed, punched, slapped and every thing else... she got a cup of ice water and said "ok mouth... some with me..." i followed not knowing what she really had in mind...

    she starts to walk in the girls bathroom and i said "ummm.. wann go in the guys room? i may have long hair but i dont' think i'll pass..." she said it was fine.. we go in to a stall she poured the water out of the cup and pooped some ice cubes in her mouth and BOOM! the only time i ever came from a BJ...

    and no.. my ass hole freinds never fucking paid me... i could hear the come in to the bathroom and saying "holy shit!!! it's really happening!!!" and it would fuck me all up when they did...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    wassup lady_speed?
    not much, how are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjz99z28 View Post
    Damn you....water just came out my nose.
    YES!!! PAPER!!!

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    I can brush my hair, take a shit everywhere eh?
    come on barbie, stick it in your fartie...

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    lady_speed and Kjz99z28 post some pic of yourselves, what u girls look like

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    I'm getting some beer out of the fridge. be bak

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    silly me:
    Click for full size

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    Way to put the camera in front of your mug dumbass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    lady_speed and Kjz99z28 post some pic of yourselves, what u girls look like
    RIGHT!!! SUPER!! FANTASTIC!!! SURE!!! OK???!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firebug View Post
    Way to put the camera in front of your mug dumbass...
    RIGHT!!!

    BACKSPACE!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKSPACE!!!

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    Something Happen Now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    Something Happen Now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    I'm getting some beer out of the fridge. be bak
    Yo, can i get a cold beverage cause i need some leverage...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    NOOOOO!!! HERE NOW!! NOW!! SOMETHING HAPPEN!!! NOW!!!

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    Only ugly people can read this...

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    Oi everyone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post


    Only ugly people can read this...
    i can't read that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firebug View Post
    Oi everyone...
    RIGHT!!! G-day bug!!! i forgot to say it!!! i'm damaged today... some one help me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post


    Only ugly people can read this...
    I swear I did not read this

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