*** The TRAIN ***

[Spaz]

I spilled the beans

[transamprincess98]

I have tigger pants on right now

[Spaz]

BTW that is how I look in my jammies and just woke up

unless she'd wake up next to me... she'd have skid marks on her face from the dutch ovens...

[transamprincess98]

unless she'd wake up next to me... she'd have skid marks on her face from the dutch ovens...

You know damn well I'd give you a dutch oven back

Maybe I should go eat some broccoli, riccotta cheese, garlic white pizza then on Spaz

[Spaz]

I have tigger pants on right now

i was wondering what you were talking about...

tap: "i have a tiger on my butt"

Spaz: "you want another one?"

[Spaz]

You know damn well I'd give you a dutch oven back

Maybe I should go eat some broccoli, riccotta cheese, garlic white pizza then on Spaz

i'd snort the whole fart up... and then let it fuel and power my own fart... it'd be like a blasting cap for a nuke...

[transamprincess98]

My sister is gonna come with me Spaz

[Spaz]

i want a shirt like that...

[djvaly]

heheh, gross

[lakmflx]

i'd snort the whole fart up... and then let it fuel and power my own fart... it'd be like a blasting cap for a nuke...

[djvaly]

bak to work...

[transamprincess98]

I haven't gotten gross YET

[djvaly]

[Spaz]

My sister is gonna come with me Spaz

oh...no... she sent me this...

"bite me" i said back to her "nope... your sistter said you taste funny..."

[transamprincess98]

oh...no... she sent me this...

"bite me" i said back to her "nope... your sistter said you taste funny..."

She sent you a message back

[Spaz]

I haven't gotten gross YET

smell my finger then...

[transamprincess98]

smell my finger then...

Was it in your ass or someone else's?

[Spaz]

She sent you a message back

dana: "your full of poop"

Spaz: "that's cause i'm the shit..."

[transamprincess98]

I told her use "poop" not shit

[lakmflx]

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.


Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...