Stomped a 700RWHP Blown C6 Z06 today

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

So im just cruising around listening to my tokyo drift sound track when I see this ugly ass chevy C6 Z06 at a light. I think " wow another 50 year old limp wristed mid-life crisis fuck" But then he revs the engine and I can hear the whine of a procharger. He nodded his head at me and then I knew it was on. I activated my Vtec controller Module ( XTEC ) and made it so Vtec hits a 3k RPM. Then I hooked up the laptop and used my hondata processor to make sure everything was as it should be. I Put down the clutch and revved to 6k RPM to launch. When the ligh turned green Ill admit, he did kick my ass from the launch, but once Vtec kicked in that shit was history. As i got into 3rd gear I was easily pulling him by 5 car lengths, by 4th gear 9 car lengths. At the next light I can see how embarassed he was, He had this " WTF " look on his face. He gave me a thumbs up and just took the closest turn he could find. Im sure he will be telling his friends in shame how a 1996 Civic schooled his $100,000 crapette.

[TheKitchenSink]

Ladies and Gents...This is the reason ricers have a bad name.

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

Ladies and Gents...This is the reason ricers have a bad name.

Nice WRX in your Sig !!! Is it 100% JDM parts?

[TheKitchenSink]

It used to be..but as you can see it blew up, which is why all the smoke is comming out the hood. Its got VTECH though, thing flys.

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

oh cool I diden't know Subarus had Vtec, anyways I see you own a T.A. I had a 00 camaro SS for awhile, I couldent stand it so I bought somthing with a little more balls.

[TheKitchenSink]

I dont blame you, Im in the same boat myself. Thing is slow as hell, I was thinking about one of those new Scion TC's...I cant wait. Heard they rock I dropped a honda motor in the suby..so it had Vtech, dont you worry.

[TheKitchenSink]

Im gonna load my new TC up w/ some stickers to, maybe a custom made wooden wing, shits gonna be dope yo.

[Tyler_LS1]

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

Im gonna load my new TC up w/ some stickers to, maybe a custom made wooden wing, shits gonna be dope yo.

NO DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that stuff is so late 90s, the new style is JDM OEM, its mad tyte. Once you get your scion TC you will be accepted to honda meets on friday nights, they are usualy held in your local mall parking lot. Don't worry, at honda meets there is no racing, the competition is to see whos car has more JDM bling. Be ready to beat somebody in a car fasion contest.

[TheKitchenSink]

Finally figured out they got no go....so they are trying to make em all show now eh? Makes sense..till they figure out that doesnt work either. Maybe ill see you in the mall parking lot, Im pretty close to your location I think.

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

Im pretty close to your location I think.

Theres a NIGGERVILLE in every state if you know what I mean

[TheKitchenSink]

Yea im sure... Oh, mad props are that kill man, you are my new hero. That hatchback has to fly..what kinda numbers you pushing when your VTECH kicks in?

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

Yea im sure... Oh, mad props are that kill man, you are my new hero. That hatchback has to fly..what kinda numbers you pushing when your VTECH kicks in?

well when im at peak boost at 27 PSI Im currently pushing about 212 FWHP and 178 lbs/tq but with power to weight, and honda technology I can easily beat crappy american cars with dinosaur technology

[TheKitchenSink]

apparently, you somehow beat a 700rwhp Z06 w/ 202fwhp. Let me in on your secret would ya?

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

apparently, you somehow beat a 700rwhp Z06 w/ 202fwhp. Let me in on your secret would ya?

Well the obvious reason I won is because of Hondas superior racing technology, but if you seriously want to kick ass ill tell ya my secret. Please don't tell anybody but, the secret I use that can easily make your ET 1 full second faster is, power shifting

[TheKitchenSink]

Damn..my auto does that no problem, ill keep it a secret dont worry. Thanks man!

[Vtec_Kicked_In]

Damn..my auto does that no problem, ill keep it a secret dont worry. Thanks man!

-1 rep for driving auto. automatics are for american soccer moms who can't drive worth shit

[TheKitchenSink]

you just nailed my description on the head. How'd you do that w/o seeing me¿

[ss~zoso~ss]

lmao, lets lock this one away


i think we've seen this guy before

[mrr23]

goodbye for a couple of days. most likely get permabanned. thanks for playing.