Dumbest stuff you ever did?

**Daniel P.** · 09-06-2006, 06:43 PM

ok heres one for ya, 13 yo old ridin horses, my cousin had this wild stalloin and I had maybe 2 hours of riding experience, any way we are ridin around our 7 acre lot and these girls are walkin by on the road so we stop to talk to them, we get to talkin amd one of the girls goes "you would have to have balls of steel to ride that horse" Well i couldnt resist, I got on him and he took off like a streak of shit, bucked when we got to the other end of the pen and I get thrown off right into a t post and barb wire, 6 stripes and 150 stitches across my back.

**Zboner** · 09-06-2006, 06:56 PM

man so many, doing 145 when i first got my car on the highway, all the drunken nights that i cant remember shit from, oh and i have jumped on a wild horse also( not fun) I have no idea i have done so much dumb shit that i cant even remember all of them

**ss~zoso~ss** · 09-06-2006, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by Daniel P.

ok heres one for ya, 13 yo old ridin horses, my cousin had this wild stalloin and I had maybe 2 hours of riding experience, any way we are ridin around our 7 acre lot and these girls are walkin by on the road so we stop to talk to them, we get to talkin amd one of the girls goes "you would have to have balls of steel to ride that horse" Well i couldnt resist, I got on him and he took off like a streak of shit, bucked when we got to the other end of the pen and I get thrown off right into a t post and barb wire, 6 stripes and 150 stitches across my back.

dam, that must have hurt like a bitch

**Silver Streak** · 09-06-2006, 06:59 PM

Mine would have to be dating this bitch.....
here's a pic for you chrisl285.....
[IMG]was a pic of a bitch...[/IMG]

**ss~zoso~ss** · 09-06-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by jad628

I have intimate knowledge of a seventeen year old who took a police car on a joy ride and nobody ever found out about it except a few of his dumbass friends.

sounds like a cool story, please continue

**Silver Streak** · 09-06-2006, 07:00 PM

Tell me about it... I was a young stupid HSer...

**ss~zoso~ss** · 09-06-2006, 07:01 PM

what did she do>?

**Zboner** · 09-06-2006, 07:03 PM

oh, boy, lets here this story

**Silver Streak** · 09-06-2006, 07:06 PM

Needless to say she wanted kids and I didn't... we were engaged and she found a way to lie about taking b/c and sabatoshing <SP?> The condoms... and here we are 2 kids later.. her taking them and shutting me out.. getting married to someone else and me stuck with the support payments because she won't let me sign them over to the guy they already call daddy. I love people.

**nhraformula** · 09-06-2006, 07:10 PM

getting married tops my list of stupid shit ive done.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 09-06-2006, 07:10 PM

wow dude, that is one of the most fucked up stories i've ever heard

**Silver Streak** · 09-06-2006, 07:12 PM

So... what do I win?

**Zboner** · 09-06-2006, 07:13 PM

a pizza role

**Silver Streak** · 09-06-2006, 07:14 PM

Sweeeeeeeeet!

**Modulistic** · 09-06-2006, 07:30 PM

when I was 13, we used to play hornet nest dodge ball.

the hornets make little baseball sized nests up in the eaves of your roof, they hang by little threads basically. You would jump up and hit them and try to knock them into your unsuspecting friend. then he would pick it up and throw it back. the winner is the last one to throw it.

one time i didnt hit it square, I only hit it with the tip of my middle finger and it fell right down the back of my shirt.

I was speeding on the forklift (despite being told not to, cause it didnt have brakes) and ran a forklift blade through my dads door. he had to climb up into the rafters of the shop to haul me down and beat me to within an inch of my life

my grandpa taught me to swat all the bumble bees climbing out of the bumble bee nests in the ground. after you kill them all you can dig them up and get the honey. I wasnt patient enough. I got fucked up.

I remember I was drunk and there were like 10 guys fucking with people as they walked by. they were saying "texans are fags" they were from boston or something. I dont know what the fuck their faggot problem was, but I got beat to a pulp. like my friend Jason says, 14 chicks can beat a man up. (say that if you are ever grossly outnumbered) Im not even a native texan.

I set fire to my trailer home when I was 6. burnt to the ground.

I set fire to a creek when I was 10 with 14 gallons of gasoline, then the fire got seriously out of control and nearly burnt some houses

the stupidest though, I jumped into the delta-medonta canal system in california... fucking nearly freezing and fast moving water and got swept two miles before I was able to crawl out.. so numb I almost died.

damn I can go on and on.

I remember throwing apricots at passing cars from an apricot orchard in california. one dude slams brakes and starts unloading some gun randomly into the orchard. thats a pucker moment. I thought I was going to die. me and my buddy went straight up different trees and watched as this guy went from tree to tree with a flashlight. he finally got tired and left.

**Daniel P.** · 09-06-2006, 07:33 PM

It didn't didnt hurt as bad as the twenty stitches in my leg from a chainsaw, it actually took a chunk of my shin bone too. It cut most of the nerves in my back and didnt hurt till the next day, didnt really bleed to bad either, I wish I could have seen it one of the slashes had to be sewn back in three layers. My dad seen it and said it looked alot like the backstrap of a deer cut open.

**MadSeason** · 09-06-2006, 07:36 PM

I took every chance I had to make some extra money for 8 years and eventually buy my Rare 02 Hawk so I could take it to Georgia and wreck it around a tree. Then my insurance tells me they didn't transfer it off my parents policy right so they didn't cover the collision. They gave the homeowner of the tree $2150. Then the sherrif didn't like me since this was 1,000 miles away from Indianapolis and decided to put me under arrest for blowing .059 saying i was "less than safe" to drive and that's why i wrecked... Ignoring the fact I had drag radials on going around a curve that had mud on it and was wet. Moral here, they'll bust you even if your under so don't bother indulging. You'll have plenty of time to drink off the fact you shouldn't of been driving under a bad policy and through mud with drag radials... Once that sinks in you can pay the lawyer $4000 to loose your case and have a wrecked car with a clean title sitting in storage.