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06-20-2006, 08:16 AM #1
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Funny joke.....
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
The midget shows up and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse.
"A female horth," replies the midget. So, the rancher shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" The rancher picks up the midget and
He gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzths?" So, the rancher picks the little
Fella up again and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzths, can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he Picks up the midget again
and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat?"
Mad as hell at this point, the rancher grabs the midget under his arms
and rams his head as far as he can up the horse's requested part, pulls
him out, and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up wiping his eyes, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that...
"Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"
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06-20-2006, 08:23 AM #2
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06-20-2006, 08:30 AM #3
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run around a little = trot ....not twat
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06-20-2006, 08:39 AM #4
Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!
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06-20-2006, 11:42 AM #5
roflmao!!!
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06-20-2006, 11:44 AM #6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats funny
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retarded....but funny
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06-20-2006, 11:55 AM #8
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WHAT IS BILLY DOING HERE?!?!?!
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06-20-2006, 11:59 AM #9
What's up BillyT
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06-20-2006, 01:09 PM #10
BillyT has come and gone folks.
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06-20-2006, 01:14 PM #11
who's billyT?
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06-20-2006, 03:45 PM #12
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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, she said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady."
"Yes, Father?" she said.
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, Dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
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06-20-2006, 04:05 PM #13
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Originally Posted by MadSeason
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06-20-2006, 06:38 PM #14
Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan
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06-21-2006, 05:13 AM #15
first one was great
the one about the priests was dumb, sorry
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