NFL: Conference Title

[SMWS6TA]

Monsters routinely check the bed for MV2

MV2 won the Superbowl, MVP, the Heisman and a Nobel Peace Prize, all with a half deck of Pokemon cards.

MV2 once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like.

He is the most interesting MVP of the world.

[Blakbird24]

MV2 is the only player to ever score two touchdowns in one possession.

When MV2 does a pushup, he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing the earth down.

[konigandy6]

One time MV2 masturbated in a cup... The Holy Grail

[konigandy6]

Guinness Book of World Records?

You mean MV2's biography.

[SMWS6TA]

So MV2 has replaced Chuck Norris?

[35th-ANV-SS]

Handicapped parking is reserved for MV2. The picture on the sign shows what would happen to you if you take his spot.

[konigandy6]

So MV2 has replaced Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris has 2 fears, his own reflection, and MV2

[KahanaReef]

So MV2 has replaced Chuck Norris?

Sort of...

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, he turns into MV2.

[konigandy6]

MV2 won the Lombardi Trophy while on a fantasy football team.

[0rion]

Sort of...

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, he turns into MV2.

[REVNORR82]

[Y2KPewterSS]

MV2 defeated MJ in basketball.

[RONS98TA]

If there was a world wide war with nuclear missiles and mass destruction everywhere, there would be no survivors, the world would be gone as we know it, total devastation, no human life anywhere, nothing left at all, except cockroaches........and MV2!!!!

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Superman wears MV2 pajamas!!!!

[SMWS6TA]

When MV2 steps on the field.....the stadium lights dim.

[konigandy6]

When MV2 steps on the field.....the stadium lights dim.

When MV2 doesn't step on the field, the lights go out.

[FasstChevys]

MV2's talents are in Washington..........he will win, ONE....not TWO.....not THREE.....

MV2 counted to infinity.........twice.

[Y2KArcticSS]

MV2 doesn't throw the ball forward, he throws the world backward.

[konigandy6]

MV2 once threw a football so hard, it defied the laws of physics and broke the space / time continuum. It traveled back in time, hit the earth, caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

[Y2KArcticSS]

MV2 once threw a football so hard, it defied the laws of physics and broke the space / time continuum. It traveled back in time, hit the earth, caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

88 MPH isn't difficult, but he pushed that ball to 1.21 gigawatts??!! Great Scott!!!