NFL: Conference Title

[Y2KPewterSS]

Whoa, major breaking story, per my source(Adam Schefter), its being reported that there will be several MV2 commercials throughout the Superbowl. Since the Redskins were blatantly cheated out of the big game this year, the Redskins and the NFL knew how important it was to give America and the world a strong dose of MV2 come Sunday. Also, MV2 will be live at the game as the on air analyst and will be giving expert analysis of why neither of these teams could beat him in a matchup. Stay tuned for further developing info on this story.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Soon, Shanahan is going to realize that he actually doesn't need a team. He can just put MV2 on the field, and beat anyone. Opposing defenses will be so intimidated by MV2's obviously superior intellect and unmatched physical ability that they will tackle themselves out of fear.

I think this RG3 thing could develop into the new Chuck Norris.

There will no longer be a Johnny Unitas award.....it will be the MV2 award. He will be the only QB inducted into the hall of fame in his second season.

They were going to shape the new MV2 award to be like his jockstrap, but they discovered he doesn't need one, he is impervious to injury there.

[0rion]

I read where MV2 is going to ref the superbowl.....and be the halftime show.....and be a vendor.....and do the commercials.

[FasstChevys]

- this is the thread that just keeps on giving -



thanks for the laughs fellas

[5.0THIS]

They were going to shape the new MV2 award to be like his jockstrap, but they discovered he doesn't need one, he is impervious to injury there.

Too bad that's the only place he's impervious to injury. Otherwise the skins would have been a lock for the title. I'm sure Mike Vick 2.0 will return even stronger next year... until he gets injured again in the first 5 games.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Too bad that's the only place he's impervious to injury. Otherwise the skins would have been a lock for the title. I'm sure Mike Vick 2.0 will return even stronger next year... until he gets injured again in the first 5 games.

Deer antler spray+MV2=INVINCIBILITY

[Y2KArcticSS]

Deer antler spray+MV2=INVINCIBILITY

I was waiting for the antler spray to come into play

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

bastards

[0rion]

Deer antler spray+MV2=INVINCIBILITY

MV2 is actually where they get the deer antler from........

[35th-ANV-SS]

I heard he didn't even use spray. He just stabbed himself in the chest with the antlers like a badass and went about his day.

[SiggyZ]

Who the hell is MV2?

[0rion]

Who the hell is MV2?

Too bad that's the only place he's impervious to injury. Otherwise the skins would have been a lock for the title. I'm sure Mike Vick 2.0 will return even stronger next year... until he gets injured again in the first 5 games.

derpy derrrr

you came into the coversation a little late.......

MV2=RG3

[SiggyZ]

I know and thanks.

derpy derrrr

you came into the coversation a little late.......

MV2=RG3

[KahanaReef]

This thread is full of win!

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bastards

[0rion]

bastards

you're just a friendly casualty.......

[Y2KPewterSS]

The birth of MV3

[0rion]

The birth of MV3

only known baby ever born with a torn acl but then they clip his cord smack him on the ass and he throws for 3 TD's and runs for 2 more that same day.

[SiggyZ]

You guys sure don't have much love for RG3, do you?

[Nowhereman]

I wonder if antler spray will increase HP in our LS1s

[5.0THIS]

I heard he didn't even use spray. He just stabbed himself in the chest with the antlers like a badass and went about his day.

MV2 shits HGH