Is it desperate to take a girl home from the bar?

**TLS_Addict** · 10-03-2011, 06:12 AM

No advice wanted Stevie. Just was a conversation a few of us had on here and I brought it to a thread.

Just wanted to get some of the folks ideas about it on here.

**Spikito** · 10-03-2011, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by Stevie

So what exactly do you want to know? HOw to pick out a one night stand? or how to get someone you take out drunk enough to go home with ou?

you do do what I do.

Walk up, tell her I have 8 inches and can make it hurt, then I take her home, fuck her twice and punch her in the face

**TLS_Addict** · 10-03-2011, 06:17 PM

And if you never want to (this is to make SURE of it) put it in her butt and then clean it off on her curtains.

**jrbonds** · 10-03-2011, 06:45 PM

You guys are sooooooo funny.

**TLS_Addict** · 10-03-2011, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by jrbonds

You guys are sooooooo funny.

Would you ever call a guy back after that or even speak to him? lol

**2002ssslp** · 10-03-2011, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

Discuss..........

I did that 26 years ago and I still can't shake the bitch.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 10-03-2011, 07:04 PM

You guys think of some f'd up stuff. Hence why I like it here

**TLS_Addict** · 10-03-2011, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

You guys think of some f'd up stuff. Hence why I like it here

But you will remember it, wont you? lol

**jrbonds** · 10-03-2011, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

Would you ever call a guy back after that or even speak to him? lol

**TLS_Addict** · 10-03-2011, 07:56 PM

Ah, so it has happened......lol

**jrbonds** · 10-03-2011, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

Ah, so it has happened......lol

What?! No! I just missed what you were asking/telling. Ask again.

**Zapper2003** · 10-03-2011, 08:40 PM

hypothetical, Jodi...

You're at the bar. Dude takes you home, wait no, you take him home to your place (since he's at a bar and you only take home guys who have no car or place to stay, again, hypothetical). Anyhow, you get home, start fuckin', and he just rams it in your ass, wipes off on the curtain, then leaves. Will you:

1: Call him again?

2: Never call him again?

That's all

**jrbonds** · 10-03-2011, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

hypothetical, Jodi...

You're at the bar. Dude takes you home, wait no, you take him home to your place (since he's at a bar and you only take home guys who have no car or place to stay, again, hypothetical). Anyhow, you get home, start fuckin', and he just rams it in your ass, wipes off on the curtain, then leaves. Will you:

1: Call him again?

2: Never call him again?

That's all

Shoot him and bury him in the back yard.

**TLS_Addict** · 10-04-2011, 09:40 AM

Zach....you rock.

Jodi, be scared of this if we are ever single and you make a really bad decision about me. lol

**jrbonds** · 10-04-2011, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

Zach....you rock.

Jodi, be scared of this if we are ever single and you make a really bad decision about me. lol

Never scared, just cautious.

**TLS_Addict** · 10-04-2011, 09:45 AM

So you wont have any curtains in the house or does that mean the car is the key because there are no curtains? haha

Unless I got a van! I would LOVE a 70s shaggin' waggin'.

**jrbonds** · 10-04-2011, 09:53 AM

Would have to be in a van.

I don't know if I would want you loose in my house.

**WICKEDLS1** · 10-04-2011, 11:08 AM

wow is all i can say about where this thread has gone

**jrbonds** · 10-04-2011, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by WICKEDLS1

wow is all i can say about where this thread has gone

Ah come on Brenden, join the fun.

I'm sure there would be enough room for you with to live with Dan in the van (and to quote Chris Farley) DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! You guys could have bunk beds in that van and be "butt" buddies.