Is it desperate to take a girl home from the bar?

**Huskerz1** · 09-21-2011, 10:47 AM

I'm a man of standards personally but thats not say that I haven't picked up a screw bag here an there. Anymore, the risk of genital warts...at the very least...pretty much would drive me into a monogamous relationship if I were single.

**LS1WS6** · 09-22-2011, 07:36 PM

Is it desperate to take a girl home from a bar

this all depends on what time it is,how many drinks you had,when the last time you had sex and last but not least what she looks like.

As far as the time well if your at the bar say 10 pm and you are there and its just about closing time and you really start making your move to take someone home, yea desperate as hell. You had the whole night to chit chat with someone and take them home.

If you drank alot your judgement is going to be wayyy off and will hit on anything and take home the first one to give you the time of day.

If its been a while since you last had sex well your going to do the same thing as if you were drunk,hit on every piece of ass and the first one to say yes you go home with.

What does she look like---if she is ugly as dirt and you still take her home well you know DESPERATE

**Nowhereman** · 09-22-2011, 08:53 PM

Would it be desperate for a woman to take a guy home....
Me thinks no; more likely to be a wonderful act of God......LOL

**allbaugh_04** · 09-23-2011, 11:41 PM

Last two times I went to the bar, girls sat at my table, and they took me to their house, one even cooked me dinner.

I guess I was desperate.

**WICKEDLS1** · 09-24-2011, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by Nowhereman

Would it be desperate for a woman to take a guy home....
Me thinks no; more likely to be a wonderful act of God......LOL

depends on the woman

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

Last two times I went to the bar, girls sat at my table, and they took me to their house, one even cooked me dinner.

I guess I was desperate.

nope the one that cooked you dinner was

**odinsonthor** · 09-24-2011, 07:18 AM

Not a good idea....

**allbaugh_04** · 09-24-2011, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by WICKEDLS1

depends on the woman

nope the one that cooked you dinner was

I was with her friend in the basement when she brought us pizza she made

**35th-ANV-SS** · 09-24-2011, 08:07 AM

I don't plan on bringing ANY woman to my house from a bar for a one-nighter. Women are bat shit crazy. Have sex with a woman and then don't ever call her again and she just may come back to your house and fuck your shit up, including your car...

If anything, go to her place

**WICKEDLS1** · 09-24-2011, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

I don't plan on bringing ANY woman to my house from a bar for a one-nighter. Women are bat shit crazy. Have sex with a woman and then don't ever call her again and she just may come back to your house and fuck your shit up, including your car...

If anything, go to her place

that would have a big impact on weather or not i would sleep with her lol i cant stand to go to someones house if its dirty or cluttered. i guess thats just the ocd in me. call me weird but thats something that i look at

**TLS_Addict** · 09-24-2011, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by WICKEDLS1

that would have a big impact on weather or not i would sleep with her lol i cant stand to go to someones house if its dirty or cluttered. i guess thats just the ocd in me. call me weird but thats something that i look at

All I am looking for is a hatchet wound..........and if that means I can leave my shoes or boots on during it than all the better because I am that much more dressed so I can get out of there more quickly. lol

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

I don't plan on bringing ANY woman to my house from a bar for a one-nighter. Women are bat shit crazy. Have sex with a woman and then don't ever call her again and she just may come back to your house and fuck your shit up, including your car...

If anything, go to her place

I dont and never have brought one back to my place.

**Nowhereman** · 09-25-2011, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

All I am looking for is a hatchet wound..........and if that means I can leave my shoes or boots on during it than all the better because I am that much more dressed so I can get out of there more quickly. lol

I dont and never have brought one back to my place.

Does it count if you brought back two?
It was pretty busy for a few hours....LOL

**TLS_Addict** · 09-25-2011, 06:58 PM

If you bring back two pretty much you can be sure it will be a good time. lol

**35th-ANV-SS** · 09-25-2011, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

If you bring back two pretty much you can be sure it will be a good time. lol

Unless they're doing the "tuck" trick

Happened to a buddy in a club once in the restroom. No joke.

**TLS_Addict** · 09-25-2011, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

Unless they're doing the "tuck" trick

Happened to a buddy in a club once in the restroom. No joke.

There is more to this story and I am all ears.

I got asked by a guy in a bar in Alexandria, VA if he could push in my stool. Yeah, I almost was headed to jail after that.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 09-25-2011, 07:27 PM

We went to a club in Chicago called Excalibur. He was dancing with this chick out on the dance floor, as was I. Next thing I know he disappeared so I thought maybe he had went to the bar area to buy him and her a drink. I didn't think much of it.

A few minutes had passed (maybe 15 or so, don't recall), but the next thing I know he comes rushing up on me like a total cock block and says we have to leave. I'm like WTF? So, being this guy is my best friend and seems to look like he's in need of some serious medication with how he started acting I said the hell with it and we left.

Come to find out I hear the story in the car ride on the way home. He says this chick he was dancing with started saying some hot shit to him while they were bumping and grinding and when I noticed he was gone he had went to the restroom and took her with. Apparently he had the bring idea of taking this chick into a bathroom stall at the club. Anyway, when they got in there and started to grope one another, he felt "something" that shouldn't have been there

**TLS_Addict** · 09-25-2011, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

We went to a club in Chicago called Excalibur. He was dancing with this chick out on the dance floor, as was I. Next thing I know he disappeared so I thought maybe he had went to the bar area to buy him and her a drink. I didn't think much of it.

A few minutes had passed (maybe 15 or so, don't recall), but the next thing I know he comes rushing up on me like a total cock block and says we have to leave. I'm like WTF? So, being this guy is my best friend and seems to look like he's in need of some serious medication with how he started acting I said the hell with it and we left.

Come to find out I hear the story in the car ride on the way home. He says this chick he was dancing with started saying some hot shit to him while they were bumping and grinding and when I noticed he was gone he had went to the restroom and took her with. Apparently he had the bring idea of taking this chick into a bathroom stall at the club. Anyway, when they got in there and started to grope one another, he felt "something" that shouldn't have been there

Ha....so he kissed and rubbed a dudes wang and permitted a dude to rub his wang? Classic!

**35th-ANV-SS** · 09-25-2011, 07:44 PM

He didn't tell me full out details. All I know is when he came up to me he looked like he was pissed beyond belief and also like he had seen a ghost at the same time.

They definitely kissed.

I asked him, didn't you see the big round bulge coming from his neck called the adam's apple? Either he was too shit-faced to notice, couldn't hear well because of the loud music, or....IDK.

Needless to say, never went back there

**TLS_Addict** · 09-25-2011, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

He didn't tell me full out details. All I know is when he came up to me he looked like he was pissed beyond belief and also like he had seen a ghost at the same time.

They definitely kissed.

I asked him, didn't you see the big round bulge coming from his neck called the adam's apple? Either he was too shit-faced to notice, couldn't hear well because of the loud music, or....IDK.

Needless to say, never went back there

Hell at that point I am suprised he didnt just finish. He went that far and as my one friend says "I dont care who is on the end of it for the last 10 seconds."

I look for 3 things. 1. Ring on the left hand. 2. Adamps apple. (See #3 if she wears a scarf) 3. Check for bulge.

Women with rings though can still be fun. A ring doesnt plug a hole from my experience.

**allbaugh_04** · 09-26-2011, 08:20 PM

Weird thing is, the damn he-she's look better than most of the whales around here sometimes...

I saw one at the club a few months back and he was macking on all kinds of guys. And they had no idea. This dude's shoulders were as big as mine. It was so blatantly obvious to me.

But that's a hilarious story you had....