Favorite Southern Sayin'

**LT1 > LS1** · 11-25-2010, 07:06 AM

Lower then a snakes ass in a wagon rut

**loasdrums** · 11-26-2010, 11:02 AM

My father in law has some good ones but I don't know how to spell the gargled shit that comes out his mouth. He's worse than Boomhauer at times.

Here are some other ones though:
turd cutter (butt)
stink box (vagina)
block girl
budder face
puuud'n (sex or just Jello pudding)
onion butt (so good it makes you cry)
yard art (a car sitting the yard that doesn't run)
Duke (unless your a fan it's used in the place of shit i.e. take a Duke)

As far as the soda/ pop debate, it's coke, pepsi, Dr. pepper, or sweet tea. No one from these parts calls it pop. If yu say soda then you don't care if it's coke or pepsi but thats what you want. It's like Sam's Choice Cola, which is probably what they drink at home anyhow.

**Smkn_TA** · 11-26-2010, 01:40 PM

Is cobweb a regional thing?

**loasdrums** · 11-26-2010, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Is cobweb a regional thing?

Nah and thanks to Snoop and P Diddy Puff 'n Stuff ain't is losing it's identity.

**DrMilhouse** · 11-26-2010, 04:33 PM

"I'm as fine as a frog hair split 'bout 4 ways."

**mrwdjv** · 11-26-2010, 04:39 PM

By way of my Daddy..."like a rat turd, sharp on both ends"

**The Project** · 11-28-2010, 12:54 PM

"My cousin says I'm the best kisser in the whole county"

**02ragtop t/a** · 11-28-2010, 01:18 PM

damn furriner's

**wheeliE-maxx** · 11-28-2010, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by 02ragtop t/a

damn furriner's

my favorite. Works for people from out of state too

**BdAsBrd01** · 11-28-2010, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

my favorite. Works for people from out of state too

And yankees

**wheeliE-maxx** · 11-28-2010, 06:11 PM

Lots of Mississippi cars plates showing up long term here. Along with others, mostly Kalifornia by a large margin.
All I have to say about that is [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLni3wbndls[/ame]

**Ares** · 11-28-2010, 09:29 PM

Boy, you could fuk up an anvil with a pencil!

Its quiter then a church house mouse pissin on cotton.

**suede** · 11-28-2010, 09:29 PM

more nervous than a whore in church....

**BdAsBrd01** · 11-29-2010, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Lots of Mississippi cars plates showing up long term here. Along with others, mostly Kalifornia by a large margin.
All I have to say about that is

My Southern Bro, don't be hatin' on the Mississippians. Y'all've been sending us your messicans so we decided to come to TX and take their jobs.

We have a lot more plates from Are-Kansas showing up here. They can't drive for shit. Be glad it's Mississippi instead of IL or CT.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 11-29-2010, 12:37 PM

Some new york plates too. I bet a Texas republic would get shit done on the border

**BdAsBrd01** · 11-29-2010, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Some new york plates too. I bet a Texas republic would get shit done on the border

I have NO doubt that if Texas and the other border states were allowed to handle their own backyard then there wouldn't be a border issue.

**LoneGunman** · 12-01-2010, 02:03 PM

"built like a brick shit-house"--describing a girl with a nice body
"you don't got 2 nickels to rub between yer asscheeks"--you are broke
"could'nt get laid in a monkey's whorehouse with a fistfull of banannas"

**Faught** · 12-01-2010, 02:33 PM

it's rainen like a cow pissen on a flat rock.

things went down faster than a dress on prom night.

he/ or she disappeared faster than a set of rims at a puff daddy concert.

he/ or she disappeared faster than a pizza at a weight watchers convention.

swamp ninja (insert for racial slur)

whoo doggies :P

OH SSHHIIIIIIIP

the old Bob Richardson (blow job)

That'ed knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

organ donor (motor cycle)

meat wagon (ambulance)