Favorite Southern Sayin'

[wheeliE-maxx]

My grandpa always used to say, You aint a bird turdin'

Basically means, you aren't lieing, or that aint no shit.


When we burned leaves he also had something he called panther piss. Part used motor oil, part diesel, part unleaded. He used to tell me when I was little, fires gettin low, toss a little panther piss on it.

My grandpa let me play with big boy flame starter- pure gasoline
XXX couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heels.
XXX doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground
i'd stretch a mile if I didn't have to walk back

[bberretta]

Sweatin' like a fat man on election day.

Ain't got a dog in that fight...

Squealed like a stuck pig. (or better- Hollar like a stuck pig.)

Now let me clear this up:
Hollar is both a place as well as another word for a yell.
We usually string words together, not because we're lazy, it's more for efficiency.
i.e. You all want to = younto; Fixing to = fixinta'; Did you eat = jeet; etc.

I'll talk to my brother-in-law next week- they live in East TN- I'm sure I'll get some more...

[BdAsBrd01]

"Couldn't find their way out of a paper sack with a flashlight"
"Couldn't find their ass with both hands"

[67CamaroRSSS]

I'm suprised y'all missed "happier 'n a pig in shit"

[JB454]

sombitch...

[cuervo25_1]

Your as worthless as tits on a boar hog
quit crawdadding (going backwards)
grinning like a possum
playing possum (acting like they are asleep)
someone needs to be drug out and shot (I use that alot still, ask cammed lol)
lying curr
lazy dog
hoochi coochie
rutting like weasels


and my personal favorite ...........



































Your vag is like a sweet potato patch and I am gonna be the little pig rootin around in it

[wheeliE-maxx]

Your as worthless as tits on a boar hog

my grandpa's favorite saying for sure

[TexasLS1]

"Well, dog my cats!!"

[nhraformula]

Meet my wife, opps cousin

[BdAsBrd01]

Meet my wife, opps cousin

[BdAsBrd01]

Worthless as whale shit.

[Xx JEWEL xX]

Reckon ya'll ready for sum frog giggin?

[Blackbird WS6]

pie

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

Fit was rainin soup, yer bowl'd be upside down... (you have bad luck)
Happier than a 4-balled tomcat...

[Smkn_TA]

Want a can of soda? (Means: Want a can of pop?)

[wheeliE-maxx]

Want a can of soda? (Means: Want a can of pop?)

no one says soda

[Smkn_TA]

In Kentucky no matter what you wanted, you had to refer to it as COKE. WTF!

[wheeliE-maxx]

that is correct

[justinmc978]

even soda is kindof northernish.... 'soohduh'

[Zapper2003]

nobody up here calls it 'pop'