Favorite Southern Sayin'

[SiggyZ]

It ain't got no gas in it.

[Schmalgar]

Got a coworker from the mountains of Tennessee who's fond of saying:

He's so old he chose the color for dirt.

[chiller2484]

I've known (or done) that since I was knee high to a grasshopper. (since I was very young)

That there is all wompyjawed (Something is out of alignment).

I used to could (I was formerly able to)

I wouldn't piss down yer neck if yer ass was fire (I wouldn't help you in any case)

[Sassy Cassie]

Squeal like a pig!

[JIBBBY]

Yes Sir, yes Mam.

Oh, and sweet tea, grits, and sweet Jesus are words commonly used..

Ya all too...

[whitelightnin99]

happier than a puppy with 2 peters

[justinmc978]

you gotta purdy mouf.

more cushion for the pushin'?

[whitelightnin99]

nah man i wouldnt shit ya, you my favorite turd

[whitelightnin99]

vote for bush!!!


(bumper sticker)

these days its more like :

[Blackbird WS6]

these days its more like :

very true hahaha

[02ragtop t/a]

She's so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road!

[Tonik]

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin' contest.

[Smkn_TA]

My grandpa always used to say, You aint a bird turdin'

Basically means, you aren't lieing, or that aint no shit.


When we burned leaves he also had something he called panther piss. Part used motor oil, part diesel, part unleaded. He used to tell me when I was little, fires gettin low, toss a little panther piss on it.

[4get gto]

Over yonder........

Kissin cousins.....

[BdAsBrd01]

"Crazier than a rat in a tin shithouse"
"Have you ate yet?"
In response to someone saying well..."that's a deep subject"
"A --gg-r could tear up a log chain"
"When elephants roost in trees" --impossible outcome
"Higher than girrafe pussy"--expensive
"It's asshole deep to a girrafe"--lawn needs mowing
Yardpimp= chicken

Happiness is a northbound yankee.

[jiveass]

shakin like a chuiahuah tryin to shit an apple.
madder than a cat shittin tacks
shakin like a coon at a clan meeting
make like cowshit and hit the trail

[jc99ls1ss]

Hung up worse'n two dogs fu--in.
Busier than a cat covering shit.

[ls1camino]

Yeeeeeee Haaaaaawwwwww

[whitelightnin99]

"Have you ate yet?"

more like "jeet yet?"

[chiller2484]

more like "jeet yet?"

naw, joo?