Monday joke...

[67CamaroRSSS]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama’s been elected, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[KahanaReef]

I almost posted that Saturday

[BdAsBrd01]

That's about right

[odinsonthor]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama’s been elected, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Well isn't that funny? The country went to hell during Bush's term and Obama is fighting Bush's demons.

[wheeliE-maxx]

it went to hell before bush, and even clinton. None of them helped the situation however. It's just a joke by the way

[BdAsBrd01]

Well isn't that funny? The country went to hell during Bush's term and Obama is fighting Bush's demons.

Oh yeah, sorry we forgot that Obama is perfect and above all reproach...what were we thinking .

[odinsonthor]

Oh yeah, sorry we forgot that Obama is perfect and above all reproach...what were we thinking .

Give him time like Bush hAd

[Tonik]

Who let them out of the Political/Debate Section?

[BdAsBrd01]

Who let them out of the Political/Debate Section?

Haha