20 Years Old, Never had a Girlfriend. Loser?

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-10-2010, 02:45 PM

Why are you letting the opinion of a fat stank nasty gutter hoe with the herp effect you?

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-10-2010, 02:52 PM

well dont say i didnt tell you so, i told you NOT to make her play you and sure as shit you got schooled

on to the next one

couple things to think about next time around

1. no shitlist, just fine a reg. girl she doesnt have to be the hottest one on the street

2. GET THE FUCK OUT OF ORLANDO

**LS1WS6** · 04-10-2010, 03:04 PM

you need to drop the "i want a gf bulshit" and find a few chicks and maybe a few older women to bang and get it out of your system. After this you will feal better about yourself but don't get attached to them. I think your watching too many movies(probably chick flicks) with the whole falling in love, having a house with a white fence and two kids. Dont lie you know when your watching a movie like that you think to your self (why can't that be me) stop itttttttt forget that bs and bang a few chicks already. The gf/possiable wife will come down the line but in the mean time go out and pound some meat curtains

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-10-2010, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by LS1WS6

you need to drop the "i want a gf bulshit" and find a few chicks and maybe a few older women to bang and get it out of your system. After this you will feal better about yourself but don't get attached to them. I think your watching too many movies(probably chick flicks) with the whole falling in love, having a house with a white fence and two kids. Dont lie you know when your watching a movie like that you think to your self (why can't that be me) stop itttttttt forget that bs and bang a few chicks already. The gf/possiable wife will come down the line but in the mean time go out and pound some meat curtains

haha ok ill agree with that lol

but one the biggest problems is the town he lives in, yea i know that sounds stupid and whatnot but its true, unless your a ****** (inside joke right tater HAHA) his chances are slim to none

**tatertot91** · 04-10-2010, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

haha ok ill agree with that lol

but one the biggest problems is the town he lives in, yea i know that sounds stupid and whatnot but its true, unless your a ****** (inside joke right tater HAHA) his chances are slim to none

**67CamaroRSSS** · 04-10-2010, 03:20 PM

Hmmm, 6 letters. I don't gat it?

So, hows about letting a non-native Floridian in on it????

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-10-2010, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Hmmm, 6 letters. I don't gat it?

So, hows about letting a non-native Floridian in on it????

hahaha trust me i will be the first to say im not from this place aka shit hole either

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-10-2010, 04:41 PM

cubano, or an inappropriate word from a little further east?

**310stanger** · 04-10-2010, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Well, I am not a virgin anymore, but last night was a fucking disaster.

Me and her were making out, and fooling around for a while, then I found out she has Herpes.

I was horny so I decided fuck it, she put the condom on, and put it in, we started to fuck, and I went soft.

I was so nervous about getting herpes, no matter what she did I couldn’t get it up.

She got pissed at me and told me to leave.

She said this is why I never talk to virgins.

I burned out of the parking lot, and took off sideways down the street, and did about 100 mph all the way home on the freeway.

Most embarrassing night of my fucking life.

Dude I would have went fuckin soft too if I found out some girl I'm about to nail has the herp. Thats fucking normal as far as im concerned. Don't get an std your first time out

**justinmc978** · 04-10-2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Well, I am not a virgin anymore, but last night was a fucking disaster.

Me and her were making out, and fooling around for a while, then I found out she has Herpes.

I was horny so I decided fuck it, she put the condom on, and put it in, we started to fuck, and I went soft.

I was so nervous about getting herpes, no matter what she did I couldn’t get it up.

She got pissed at me and told me to leave.

She said this is why I never talk to virgins.

I burned out of the parking lot, and took off sideways down the street, and did about 100 mph all the way home on the freeway.

Most embarrassing night of my fucking life.

**Nastyfoot** · 04-10-2010, 05:31 PM

I dunno, reading through all this including some of the past posts eliminator has made makes me think he got booted in the past as someone else, say "Eddie Rocks" or whomever. During that time moved, new addy and bam! Taking everyone for a ride. I think it's all bullshit............all the way back to his Mom's "really hot friend" who was hitting on him.
I call B.S. on the whole Eliminator I.D.

But hey, maybe it's really just that pathetic

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-10-2010, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

I dunno, reading through all this including some of the past posts eliminator has made makes me think he got booted in the past as someone else, say "Eddie Rocks" or whomever. During that time moved, new addy and bam! Taking everyone for a ride. I think it's all bullshit............all the way back to his Mom's "really hot friend" who was hitting on him.
I call B.S. on the whole Eliminator I.D.

But hey, maybe it's really just that pathetic

Nope, just really that pathetic.

This is not a troll account, nothing like that.

I just have really bad fucking luck with a lot of shit.

But you go ahead and think its fake. I don’t really give a fuck.

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-10-2010, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

Dude I would have went fuckin soft too if I found out some girl I'm about to nail has the herp. Thats fucking normal as far as im concerned. Don't get an std your first time out

She got pissed at me like it was my fucking fault.

I cant help it, when I get nervous about something, especially like that, I go soft.

What does she want me to do? Be excited to get an STD my first time.

Dumb bitch.

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-10-2010, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Why are you letting the opinion of a fat stank nasty gutter hoe with the herp effect you?

Because I am fucking stupid.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-10-2010, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

She got pissed at me like it was my fucking fault.

I cant help it, when I get nervous about something, especially like that, I go soft.

What does she want me to do? Be excited to get an STD my first time.

Dumb bitch.

you have gotten a taste of the dark side

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-10-2010, 06:24 PM

soooooooooooo let me ask did you want her to hit a tree NOW? lmfao

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-10-2010, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

soooooooooooo let me ask did you want her to hit a tree NOW? lmfao

I could give a fuck.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-10-2010, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

I could give a fuck.

its about time

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-10-2010, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

its about time

Ok, I have a question.

It is Saturday night, I am horny and want to go out.

My friends are too fucking lazy to go.

Where should I go by myself to get laid. Club, bar, where?