20 Years Old, Never had a Girlfriend. Loser?

**Detroit Power** · 04-09-2010, 04:23 AM

Something doesn't add up quite right. This girl sounds overly desperate. If she's cute, albeit maybe a little thick like you said, I wouldn't think she would act that way on a first day (not a knock against you, just out of the norm.)

Heck, of the 7 girls I had sex with in my life about 4 or 5 were on the first date, but there was none of the pawing and groping leading up to it like you described. A little making out, then down to business.

At the first mention of, "Hey Hun, can I borrow fifty bucks?" run like h3ll, man.

**rbob93** · 04-09-2010, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

I am also a little nervous, because my thing is only about 7 inches long, and she might think its small.

I hear ya man.....mine's only 3 inches

But then I found out some women like it that wide

**woodshed** · 04-09-2010, 08:05 AM

Why does this thread remind me of that milf one you created a while back.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-09-2010, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by c5z28

Well if you want to last a little longer bust the easy nut before you do the deed, otherwise she'll pull another bitch move and tell her girlfriend how quick you were

how many more times do we have to tell him lol this shit is going to hit him like a brick wall lol

side note- lesson to LS1.com we know better

Originally Posted by needls1again

this...is exactly the kinda mentality that fucks everything up!! dude, your like 20, you dont wanna be all tied down n shit....if you wanna be the smooth mack daddy that gets the beef curtains, you cant be mr. nice guy...they will chew your shit up and shit you out....even thought she seems like she likes it right now, eventually it will get old to her....you gotta be the one wearin the pants from the jump...i wish i could just do this for you....id make her

and then i would

i agree

and i understand you want a GF and all that but dont let her play you

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-09-2010, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Why did she keep saying how much she liked me?

She kept kissing me, and looking at me, and saying I really like you, do you like me?

Why does she like me so much already, is she playing me?

Or does she just think I am a nice guy, and that I will treat her nice?

You're "her" first date post-op
let that little kernel of doubt grow in your mind a little while

but for real, you met her on craigslist.. She be crazy

**Dann** · 04-09-2010, 09:26 AM

I didnt read all 12 page sand im sure someone has said this before but i think ur looking to hard man, ur 20 im 20 and my life is berly getting started im berly starting to get a nice looking check fixing up my car saving up to get my own place it all just the biggining no need to hurry at all bro. before i met my awsome girlfriend that ive been with for 5 years i kinda felt the same way u did all my friends had there 1st kiss and i felt feal bugged out that i hadent yet but i didnt trip about it i just kept living my life, playing sports video games etc, then one day the cheerleading captan moved to my class in high school, i was a bit nervous cuz this girl was beautiful but i was just my self, i didnt attack her like every other guy in the class did trying to hit on her and what not cuz thats not who i am even though i wanted to. So a couple of weeks passed and she starded to come to me sitting next to me and wanting to know about me so she learned who i was and thats how it all got starded...the point of this story is to show u that u dont have to be the one that goes out and looks for it, it will come to u. all my friends were the go getters all ways looking for it and sad to say but one of them got HIV from one of his 1 night stands so bro just chill and put ur attention on more inportant things and sooner then later ull meet that girl of urs

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-09-2010, 02:43 PM

Well, she is at Daytona beach and she wants me to meet up with her. She says I am not going to be a virgin anymore.

She really wants to fuck me. LOL

Plus I went to the doctor and my Testosterone levels dropped even lower to 246. They should be at least 1000 at my age.

So they gave me an injection of 200 mg of Testosterone.

So I am going to go workout, then head over to the beach.

I will post up tomorrow how it went.

**justinmc978** · 04-09-2010, 02:51 PM

inb4 nothing

**Dann** · 04-09-2010, 03:53 PM

im not sure what i missed from those pages i skipped from readying but it looks like u wont be needing my advice anymore good luck with daytona and ur testasrome shots

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-09-2010, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Well, she is at Daytona beach and she wants me to meet up with her. She says I am not going to be a virgin anymore.

She really wants to fuck me. LOL

Plus I went to the doctor and my Testosterone levels dropped even lower to 246. They should be at least 1000 at my age.

So they gave me an injection of 200 mg of Testosterone.

So I am going to go workout, then head over to the beach.

I will post up tomorrow how it went.

pics of girl

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-09-2010, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

inb4 nothing

Inb4 I am going to fuck the hell out of this girl and her friend too.

I am leaving at about 9. Spending the night with her and her friend Kirstin.

Kirstin said she wants to see what I look like and she will decide. I already know what she will decide.

My first time is going to be a threesome.

I just got to make sure to wrap up my peter good and tight. LOL

Two condoms and duct tape. LOL

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-09-2010, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Inb4 I am going to fuck the hell out of this girl and her friend too.

I am leaving at about 9. Spending the night with her and her friend Kirstin.

Kirstin said she wants to see what I look like and she will decide. I already know what she will decide.

My first time is going to be a threesome.

I just got to make sure to wrap up my peter good and tight. LOL

Two condoms and duct tape. LOL

15 second threesome?

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-09-2010, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

15 second threesome?

22 Seconds. Asshole. LOL

**justinmc978** · 04-09-2010, 04:18 PM

inb4 Elimin8tor_Z28 is a troll acct. made by iroc for the laugh out louds

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-09-2010, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

inb4 Elimin8tor_Z28 is a troll acct. made by iroc for the laugh out louds

No, I am serious about everything I have said.

To tell the truth I am nervous as hell. LOL

Every time I get really nervous I feel like I have to shit. WTF? LOL

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-09-2010, 04:29 PM

take some whisky along and fap before

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 04-09-2010, 04:55 PM

Stay single and live alone...only thing worse than a g/f is a roommate.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-09-2010, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Inb4 I am going to fuck the hell out of this girl and her friend too.

I am leaving at about 9. Spending the night with her and her friend Kirstin.

Kirstin said she wants to see what I look like and she will decide. I already know what she will decide.

My first time is going to be a threesome.

I just got to make sure to wrap up my peter good and tight. LOL

Two condoms and duct tape. LOL

yes thank GOD you listen to one think i said, the duct tape will save a life lol and dont forget the lemon LMAO

better to be safe then sorry

good luck

leave car running just in case you see something not so good

**tatertot91** · 04-09-2010, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Inb4 I am going to fuck the hell out of this girl and her friend too.

I am leaving at about 9. Spending the night with her and her friend Kirstin.

Kirstin said she wants to see what I look like and she will decide. I already know what she will decide.

My first time is going to be a threesome.

I just got to make sure to wrap up my peter good and tight. LOL

Two condoms and duct tape. LOL

friend dated a girl named kirstin in Orlando/Daytona, craaaaazy bitch