20 Years Old, Never had a Girlfriend. Loser?

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 09:45 PM

BTW lol there will be a day when she will call you when she gets home and in your head you will be like DAMNIT why cant you hit a tree or something on the way home LMAO

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

good for you

just what ever you do DONT get hooked on her, it is what it is

Thanks!

Also, why not?

She seems really cool, and she likes me a lot.

Why not give it a chance?

I am not the type to hit it and quit it.

If she turns out to be a great girl, I will have pussy all the time, and a girl that likes me.

If not then oh well, I will find another one.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Thanks!

Also, why not?

She seems really cool, and she likes me a lot.

Why not give it a chance?

I am not the type to hit it and quit it.

If she turns out to be a great girl, I will have pussy all the time, and a girl that likes me.

If not then oh well, I will find another one.

haha no i dont mean it like that lol

just dont go crazy over her, as in shes the world or nothing kinda thing

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

BTW lol there will be a day when she will call you when she gets home and in your head you will be like DAMNIT why cant you hit a tree or something on the way home LMAO

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

you laugh BUT its true

**c5z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:00 PM

So were the tits real or fake?

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:00 PM

I think she wanted to have sex, because she said she had condoms in her car, and before she left she said that I will not be a virgin for long.

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

So were the tits real or fake?

Real.

They are DDs.

She took them out and let me play with them when we were making out in the empty theater.

Until people started coming in.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

I think she wanted to have sex, because she said she had condoms in her car, and before she left she said that I will not be a virgin for long.

dude haha get the lemon and clean that shit before you do anything

you never know

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-08-2010, 10:05 PM

This is so cute.

Seriously though, good job OP.

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:08 PM

My balls hurt really bad. Especially the left one.

I think it is that blue balls thing or something.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 10:10 PM

someone needs an alignment HAHA

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-08-2010, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

My balls hurt really bad. Especially the left one.

I think it is that blue balls thing or something.

Try jerking off.

If that doesn't help, it's probably not blue balls, so you might:

-have knocked them around
-have tom green cancer
-have gotten them jumbled around and the tubes got twisted (Yes happened to me, Yes very painful, Yes very awkward ultrasound and doctor fiddling with nutsack to get them untwisted)

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:15 PM

She called her best friend and told her that I was a virgin. And they both were laughing at me.

She said, you know that really cute guy I told you about, he is a virgin. Then they laughed for a while.

Her friend called her back about 10 minutes later, and Lauren said why are you crying, and her friend said she wasn’t crying she was still laughing.

That part wasn’t too fun.

But other than that, it was great.

**c5z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Try jerking off.

If that doesn't help, it's probably not blue balls, so you might:

-have knocked them around
-have tom green cancer
-have gotten them jumbled around and the tubes got twisted (Yes happened to me, Yes very painful, Yes very awkward ultrasound and doctor fiddling with nutsack to get them untwisted)

Now i'm worried how painful was twisted balls?

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

She called her best friend and told her that I was a virgin. And they both were laughing at me.

She said, you know that really cute guy I told you about, he is a virgin. Then they laughed for a while.

Her friend called her back about 10 minutes later, and Lauren said why are you crying, and her friend said she wasn’t crying she was still laughing.

That part wasn’t too fun.

But other than that, it was great.

and the shit starts HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and will not end

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

and the shit starts HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and will not end

What do you mean?

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

What do you mean?

with time you will see my friend

the problems her and her friends will start is for anther thread that im sure you will making one day

**c5z28** · 04-08-2010, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

What do you mean?

Once a bitch finds a kink in the armor they pick at it till it festers

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-08-2010, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

Now i'm worried how painful was twisted balls?

It was really fucking painful.

You know how when you get kicked in the nuts (or get them hit in any way), it hurts fucking bad but the pain gradually goes away? when your pipelines get crossed, its the same pain, except there's constant strain on it because they're tangled, so the pain doesn't go away at all until it's fixed, and the slightest movement to them makes it feel like you got kicked in the nuts again.

I was 13 or 14 when it happened, caused by a bicycle accident.