20 Years Old, Never had a Girlfriend. Loser?

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-08-2010, 09:08 AM

Call her, get some poon, move on

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by wheelie-maxx

dont call her, get some porn, and move on

Ok, will do.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-08-2010, 09:17 AM

Which is what you've been doing this whole time

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Which is what you've been doing this whole time

Yup, 20 years experience. I am a pro!

**wheeliE-maxx** · 04-08-2010, 09:22 AM

A 40 y/o virgin is only funny when it's Steve carrel

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

A 40 y/o virgin is only funny when it's Steve carrel

I have been contacted to be in the sequel to 40 Year Old Virgin.

It is called 20 Year Old Chronic Masturbator.

Look for it in Theaters three times a day for the next 80 years.

**JHayesLS1** · 04-08-2010, 09:40 AM

Bro here in orlando its hard to find a good, classy girl. I know your struggles.

**ibanez7** · 04-08-2010, 09:41 AM

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**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by JHayesLS1

Bro here in orlando its hard to find a good, classy girl. I know your struggles.

now why did you have and go tell him that, i didnt want to say it and NOW you did and thats the truth....

orlando- home of the stuck up mofo bitches you just want to smack and have no god dam idea, all of them have there head up there ass and try to out do each other if your just a reg. guy that wants to get a nice GF WELL GUESS WHAT it aint going to happen in that town

**justinmc978** · 04-08-2010, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

now why did you have and go tell him that, i didnt want to say it and NOW you did and thats the truth....

orlando- home of the stuck up mofo bitches you just want to smack and have no god dam idea, all of them have there head up there ass and try to out do each other if your just a reg. guy what wants to get a nice GF WELL GUESS WHAT it aint going to happen in that town

or just be good at negative hitting... i'm sure theres a writeup somewhere on the interweb about it

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

or just be good at negative hitting... i'm sure theres a writeup somewhere on the interweb about it

girls in orlando are only good got 2 thing and they are this....

and

lol nothing more, just trying to tell the OP before he wants to kill himself over nothing, im helping thats all not trying to start something lol

**JHayesLS1** · 04-08-2010, 01:06 PM

Yeah I'm doing him a service. Get your ass into the backwoods in Ocoee there, Elvis. Might be a few good women left.

**SHines-IT** · 04-08-2010, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

Sounds like your considering going to Shines-It team?

I thought he was gay...

OH BTW, not to thread jack... I just got a nice Studio in Orlando, yep nice view. That being said OP, I could help you. I can take you to a club and be sure you get a number. For every time you get turned down, is each time a video link of the let down gets posted.

**cammed goat** · 04-08-2010, 01:50 PM

Hell, I am 33 and never dated. I haven't the tolerance for idiocy. And I have seen A LOT of idiocy here in NJ. I am not missing much to be honest. No unplanned kids, no STDs, no DRAMA, well, of my own anyway...the drama is usually started by the women I meet.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by JHayesLS1

Yeah I'm doing him a service. Get your ass into the backwoods in Ocoee there, Elvis. Might be a few good women left.

yep anything is better then that place, and you never know, moving out of that town just might fix all his problems

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

Hell, I am 33 and never dated. I haven't the tolerance for idiocy. And I have seen A LOT of idiocy here in NJ. I am not missing much to be honest. No unplanned kids, no STDs, no DRAMA, well, of my own anyway...the drama is usually started by the women I meet.

hahaha i think we all can agree with that

**jiveass** · 04-08-2010, 02:39 PM

Look man, once you bust off that first nut, then it gets much easier. Just don't go Fallin in love with your first piece. Hell, I lost my virginity to a girl I dated For a few months when I was 17. Soon as I hit it, I peaced out on her the next day. It was for the best.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-08-2010, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

I thought he was gay...

OH BTW, not to thread jack... I just got a nice Studio in Orlando, yep nice view. That being said OP, I could help you. I can take you to a club and be sure you get a number. For every time you get turned down, is each time a video link of the let down gets posted.

lulz

videos of shines-it and elvis getting shot down at a club

would be the epitome of epicness for the AAG

lulz

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-08-2010, 09:33 PM

Well, I went out on my first date.

It went great!

I made out with her about 30 minutes into the date.

I walked around Cranes Roost Park with her, then we went to see that Hot Tub Time Travel movie.

We got to the movie theater early, so we went and sat in the theater by ourselves, and made out for a while until people started coming in.

She kept kissing me during the movie, and kept saying that she liked me.

Then I took her back to her car, kissed her for a while, and she left.

She called me when she got home, and said she will call me tomorrow.

Very cool girl, I had a lot of fun with her.

**Blackbird WS6** · 04-08-2010, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Well, I went out on my first date.

It went great!

I made out with her about 30 minutes into the date.

I walked around Cranes Roost Park with her, then we went to see that Hot Tub Time Travel movie.

We got to the movie theater early, so we went and sat in the theater by ourselves, and made out for a while until people started coming in.

She kept kissing me during the movie, and kept saying that she liked me.

Then I took her back to her car, kissed her for a while, and she left.

She called me when she got home, and said she will call me tomorrow.

Very cool girl, I had a lot of fun with her.

good for you

just what ever you do DONT get hooked on her, it is what it is