If God had a wallet, what would be inside of it??

**nitrox28** · 03-22-2010, 03:35 PM

I'm guessing a shitload of pictures and maybe an old condom. Maybe a library card.

**Sarge** · 03-22-2010, 03:36 PM

Concealed Handgun License

**wheeliE-maxx** · 03-22-2010, 03:38 PM

Easy button

**Nhra Firebird** · 03-22-2010, 03:45 PM

condoms to bang fat chicks

***doberman 152*** · 03-22-2010, 04:03 PM

I think he would have a european mans bag because his robe don't have pockets.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 03-22-2010, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I think he would have a european mans bag because his robe don't have pockets.

DAMN! Beat me to it...

**Y2KPewterSS** · 03-22-2010, 05:20 PM

God would know the falcon punch technique better than anyone, no need for a condom.

**blackbird0230** · 03-22-2010, 05:26 PM

It's called a satchel.

**Aetos** · 03-22-2010, 05:53 PM

An icon of Chuck Norris... what else

**allbaugh_04** · 03-22-2010, 09:51 PM

A picture of an LS1 engine.

**0rion** · 03-22-2010, 10:48 PM

hold on and I'll go check and see what I have in there......

**toi tyme** · 03-22-2010, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

A picture of an LS1 engine.

**Huskerz1** · 03-22-2010, 11:50 PM

I dunno what obama would have in his wallet. A picture of hitler I suppose.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 03-23-2010, 12:14 AM

I just got off the phone with him, said right now all his credit cards are maxed out and he wants to know if Sarge can front him some cash for the time being. I guess the economy is so bad, its even hitting him hard. He started grumbling, said "fucking obama", then had to run to make sure Tiger was home in bed and not stroking somewhere he shouldn't be. I will give him a ring next week when the drama slows down for him.

**krese** · 03-23-2010, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Huskerz1

I dunno what obama would have in his wallet. A picture of hitler I suppose.

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**woodshed** · 03-23-2010, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I think he would have a european mans bag because his robe don't have pockets.

Its a satchel. Indiana Jones wore one.

**chiller2484** · 03-23-2010, 06:37 AM

A Capital One card. What's in your wallet?

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-23-2010, 06:42 AM

A spare door key to his car.

Smartest thing I ever put in my wallet

**allbaugh_04** · 03-23-2010, 08:11 AM

I hide mine under the car somewhere.

**TAT MAN** · 03-23-2010, 09:09 AM

pic of his son perhaps

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