How Sarge got famous

**Nhra Firebird** · 03-21-2010, 05:41 PM

Sarge and Orion are building a house. Sarge is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally Orion comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." Orion gets pissed and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"

**tatertot91** · 03-21-2010, 05:44 PM

**pajeff02** · 03-21-2010, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

Sarge and Orion are building a house. Sarge is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally Orion comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." Orion gets pissed and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"

**0rion** · 03-21-2010, 09:23 PM

One time Sarge, Nhrafirebird, and cuervo were walking down the road. 0rion walks up and beats the shit out of them with a baseball bat.

**KahanaReef** · 03-21-2010, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

One time Sarge, Nhrafirebird, and cuervo were walking down the road. 0rion walks up and beats the shit out of them with a baseball bat.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 03-21-2010, 09:31 PM

Sarge doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers Dos Equis

**c5z28** · 03-21-2010, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

One time Sarge, Nhrafirebird, and cuervo were walking down the road. 0rion walks up and beats the shit out of them with a baseball bat.

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

So kahana you going to enforce rule one on orion's arse

http://www.ls1.com/forums/rules.php

**KahanaReef** · 03-21-2010, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

So kahana you going to enforce rule one on orion's arse

http://www.ls1.com/forums/rules.php

Nope

**preston1980** · 03-21-2010, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Orion's little girl walks in and says "Dad can I borrow the car?" "Tonight is prom and my boyfriends car is in the shop"....Orion thinks for a second and says "Sure honey if you give your old Dad a blow job you can borrow the car"....so she thinks about this for a second and sez "OK"....so she starts sucking her Dad's(Orion's) dick.....pretty quickly she pulls back and sez "Your dick taste like shit Dad"....Orion looks at her and sez "Yup....your brother wanted to borrow my tuxedo".

That was mean. Damn Sarge you are the winner!!!!!! There is no comeback for that one.

**0rion** · 03-21-2010, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by preston1980

That was mean. Damn Sarge you are the winner!!!!!! There is no comeback for that one.

Originally Posted by 0rion

One time Sarge, Nhrafirebird, and cuervo were walking down the road. 0rion walks up and beats the shit out of them with a baseball bat.

sure there is......this one. Never seen a baseball bat not resolve a conflict one way or the other.

**KahanaReef** · 03-21-2010, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

sure there is......this one. Never seen a baseball bat not resolve a conflict one way or the other.

This

**preston1980** · 03-21-2010, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

sure there is......this one. Never seen a baseball bat not resolve a conflict one way or the other.

Yeah but sarge would be packin heat, and if someone came up to him with a bat, he would laugh his ass off, because he knows he has a .45 tucked away. Sarge FTW

**0rion** · 03-21-2010, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

So kahana you going to enforce rule one on orion's arse

http://www.ls1.com/forums/rules.php

so now you're an expert on the rules? Let me look back through some of your posts and see what I can find.

**0rion** · 03-21-2010, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by preston1980

Yeah but sarge would be packin heat, and if someone came up to him with a bat, he would laugh his ass off, because he knows he has a .45 tucked away. Sarge FTW

you're assuming that I'm gonna come out waving it over my head. Sarge is old, cuervo isn't real bright, and nhra will be looking at some guys ass. I'll have all day to sneak up to them.

**KahanaReef** · 03-21-2010, 10:44 PM

**preston1980** · 03-21-2010, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

you're assuming that I'm gonna come out waving it over my head. Sarge is old, cuervo isn't real bright, and nhra will be looking at some guys ass. I'll have all day to sneak up to them.

OK that one made me laugh.

**pajeff02** · 03-22-2010, 05:58 AM

Not much makes me smile on a Monday, but this...

**c5z28** · 03-22-2010, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

so now you're an expert on the rules? Let me look back through some of your posts and see what I can find.

**cuervo25_1** · 03-22-2010, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

One time Sarge, Nhrafirebird, and cuervo were walking down the road. 0rion walks up and beats the shit out of them with a baseball bat.

Can you handle a baseball bat? Should we worry? Nahh now id it was a broom,mop or vacuume maybe.

**Nhra Firebird** · 03-22-2010, 02:09 PM

Sarge and Orion are about to head out on a long trip in the desert. They bought a camel for the trip and are trying to get it to drink water before the long dry trip. For some reason the camel won't drink water and Sarge and Orion can't wait around for it to drink. Sarge says, "How about we draw the water up in the camel. I will hold his head under the water and you suck on his ass to draw the water in the camel." Sarge holds the camels head under the water in the pond and Orion starts sucking on the camels ass. This goes on for a few minutes until orion yells, " Hold his head up higher I'm sucking mud".