*** March Mischief Train... ***

[Zapper2003]

Eh, I had a keystone yesterday..

[cammed goat]

yeah its over my head too,but i wont lose any sleep over it.night.

Speaking of sleep... later!

Later guys.

[Mr. Luos]

Oh, and he raped my mother

I feel like a total d-bag for this....but I can't pass it up...


































Can't rape the willing.

[86 IROC-Z]

Out of all that....I caught the Natty Light part.
You sick fuck.

lol inb4 my avatar possibly changes to the natty light logo

[86 IROC-Z]

I feel like a total d-bag for this....but I can't pass it up...

Can't rape the willing.

[310stanger]

iroc, you are from england... does your family know you drink such awful rubbish like natty light?

[86 IROC-Z]

iroc, you are from england... does your family know you drink such awful rubbish like natty light?

My dad has rolled his eyes more than once at my beer choices

And he likes reciting the making-love-in-a-canoe joke.


But he would probably be impressed by the tail I pull solely because I pronounce "water" with a "t"

[Mr. Luos]

Rubbish.

[86 IROC-Z]

Rubbish.

You think that's funny?

You should've seen the bertstare my mom got from a car wash attendant when she asked for a spanner to remove the aerial.

[cammed goat]

Rubbish.

OH GOD...now I am remembering Jeremy Clarkson's "PILE OF RUBBISH" remarks.

[GTP231]

You think that's funny?

You should've seen the bertstare my mom got from a car wash attendant when she asked for a spanner to remove the aerial.

I can imagine that look

[310stanger]

You think that's funny?

You should've seen the bertstare my mom got from a car wash attendant when she asked for a spanner to remove the aerial.

wtf is a spanner? wtf is an aerial? did she mean wrench and antenna? lmao

[86 IROC-Z]

wtf is a spanner? wtf is an aerial? did she mean wrench and antenna? lmao

Yes, exactly what she meant

[86 IROC-Z]

other random English to American translations that I remember off hand:

jumper = sweater
pissed = drunk ("I got so pissed last night")
loo = toilet
wanker = idiot
fag = cigarette
right = very
jolly = very
ace = excellent
lorry = 18-wheeler type vehicle
alright = the greeting "You doing okay?" and also it's answer if all is well. And concerning the accent it's usually pronounced "awry"
So a common conversation is:
guy1: "hey, yeah, awry?"
guy2: "awry, you?
guy1: "awry"
I always found it amusing.

Then you have the spelling differences, like:
colour = color
favourite = favorite
tyre = tire

etc

[cammed goat]

I would love to go to the UK for a week. Have a couple of pints and see if I spy any VXR Monaros on the roads. Would be awesome.

[Mr. Luos]

A fag != cigarette.
It equals a guy on a moped.

[cuervo25_1]

I feel like a total d-bag for this....but I can't pass it up...


































Can't rape the willing.

She just acted willing to make you feel good about yourself

[86 IROC-Z]

A fag != cigarette.
It equals a guy on a moped.

It was only for a few hours

[cuervo25_1]

I would love to go to the UK for a week. Have a couple of pints and see if I spy any VXR Monaros on the roads. Would be awesome.

I otta smack the crap out of you, no self respecting Irishman would be caught dead in the UK, they fought to get out from under their thumb.

[Mr. Luos]

She just acted willing to make you feel good about yourself

Like I care....
Come on now

It was only for a few hours

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