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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    can't help it... i'm just always hungry...



    nope... albeit i think i'm getting more buff for some reason...
    Running from new stalkers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    No he gets more than you and you still tolerate your wife
    that was low

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Running from new stalkers?
    no... but the girl at tacobell was smoking hot... i'd let her stalk me... it's a shame i was rushing to get back in to the office or i'd have seen if i could get her number...

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    oi bug!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    no... but the girl at tacobell was smoking hot... i'd let her stalk me... it's a shame i was rushing to get back in to the office or i'd have seen if i could get her number...
    is it hard to find a girl who doesn't mind your constant drooling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    is it hard to find a girl who doesn't mind your constant drooling?
    nope... but they are usually in to golden showers...

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    Just helped a guy get a 5 day sentence for his 5th driving under suspension offense. He had no top teeth and this bridge thingy with the falsies was bouncing around his mouth as he talked. Very disturbing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    Just helped a guy get a 5 day sentence for his 5th driving under suspension offense. He had no top teeth and this bridge thingy with the falsies was bouncing around his mouth as he talked. Very disturbing!
    are you a public defender? if not, how's a guy like that afford you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    are you a public defender? if not, how's a guy like that afford you?
    Pro Bouno work..... Jeff thought he had a perty mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    today....

    1 bowl of fruity pebbles... 2 oranges... 4 packs of ramen noodles (beef flavor)... 1 hamburger left over from last night with A1, bacon (about a 1/4 lb) and a half of a yellow onion... several cups of hot tea...

    lunch... i had taco bell... 4 hard shell tacos, 2 supreme burritos, 2 of them 5 layer things, chicken quesadea, and i'm on my 7th soda (ginger ale)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    can't help it... i'm just always hungry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    Damn and you haven't tanked yet?
    no... metabalism from hell...

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    nope... no tape worm either...

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    are you a public defender? if not, how's a guy like that afford you?

    On rare occasion I get assigned to represent someone. We only have one public defender and an assistant in our county. Lots of times you will get a couple of people burglarizing camps and such and that is when private counsel can be appointed. My last court appointment made People Magazine's Dumbest Criminals.


    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Pro Bouno work..... Jeff thought he had a perty mouth

    Never had a gumjob before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    On rare occasion I get assigned to represent someone. We only have one public defender and an assistant in our county. Lots of times you will get a couple of people burglarizing camps and such and that is when private counsel can be appointed. My last court appointment made People Magazine's Dumbest Criminals.
    do tell!!!

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    gumjob!!!!!!!!

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    He tried to rob a bank after it had closed for the day. Some of our banks close at noon in the middle of the week. A teller watched him walk up to the door wearing an orange ski mask and carrying a shotgun just after she had locked up. He rattled the door, stood there for a moment and then left. They caught him by the license plate -- he had switched the plate on the Subaru he was driving. Only problem was that he put his girlfriend's father's plate on the car and that lead the State Police right to where he was living -- at his girlfriend's father's house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    He tried to rob a bank after it had closed for the day. Some of our banks close at noon in the middle of the week. A teller watched him walk up to the door wearing an orange ski mask and carrying a shotgun just after she had locked up. He rattled the door, stood there for a moment and then left. They caught him by the license plate -- he had switched the plate on the Subaru he was driving. Only problem was that he put his girlfriend's father's plate on the car and that lead the State Police right to where he was living -- at his girlfriend's father's house.

    brilliant!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    He tried to rob a bank after it had closed for the day. Some of our banks close at noon in the middle of the week. A teller watched him walk up to the door wearing an orange ski mask and carrying a shotgun just after she had locked up. He rattled the door, stood there for a moment and then left. They caught him by the license plate -- he had switched the plate on the Subaru he was driving. Only problem was that he put his girlfriend's father's plate on the car and that lead the State Police right to where he was living -- at his girlfriend's father's house.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    brilliant!!!
    Sounds like something you would do

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