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    cammed, like I said before, you really need to move down south:

    1) Nice girls
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    Just kidding, the girls are still bitches, but at least you won't be freezing your balls off in a smelly state

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    they're still better than up north. And dress to show skin like 10/12 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    they're still better than up north. And dress to show skin like 10/12 months
    I agree, that last part was only partly true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    I agree, that last part was only partly true.
    well, being in Texas, sometimes the jelly rolls pop out by themself.

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    skipping class tonight to do homework and put in my ECT, which means i get to watch hockey too!

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    Hockey, what is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    Hockey, what is this?
    must be a black thing

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    Must be

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    must be a black thing
    That is what gets slapped around.

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    They slap around blacks in hockey, damn. Why is that not more popular in the deep south

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    Meat loaf farts

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    How is it that my assistant manager got her job when she would be better off being a paper pusher. Lack of automotive knowledge FTL. And supposedly she went to Lincoln Tech. ORLY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    How is it that my assistant manager got her job when she would be better off being a paper pusher. Lack of automotive knowledge FTL. And supposedly she went to Lincoln Tech. ORLY?
    Sucking boss man's dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    Sucking boss man's dick
    HELL NO!!! UGLY CHICK!!! We all laugh at her she is so lost. I document what I find with a car and she will ask me what I mean. In my mind I say...

    "FKKING LEARN TO READ!!!"


    ...then my coworker, who I call RAGE GUY, screams what I think.

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    Paper bag with a hole in it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    Paper bag with a hole in it...
    Not even that would work. Butch lookin woman with braids.

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    paper bag and snuggie?

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    paper bag, snuggie, pron on the tv, and lots of alcohol. For a blowie alone. This is your final choice

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