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01-14-2010, 11:20 AM #1
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
most messed up way you've broken up with someone?
all right... a while ago i took this cick out on a sympathy date... and all i wanted to do was get her out of my place at the end of the night (fucking annoying, trying to hang all over me, etc etc)... the only thing i could think of is to get her turned off by me... so i told her "umm... i'm kinda of weird..." she was all trying to be sexy and shit (wasn't working) and said "oh yeah??? me too... what makes you weird???" so i couldn't think of anything really bad so i told her "i like when women stick their nipples in to a running floor fan..." and she says "that isn't that weird...do you have one???" and my dumb ass says "yeah in the other room"... she walks off and i hear the fan go on and then she lifts her shirt and all i hear is "BDBDBDBDDBDBDBDDBDD"... she is standing there with her tit in the fan... at that point i knew there was no other way to get rid of her so i just said "get the fuck out..." and she stormed out of my place... now she is sending me meessages on face book and shit...
so i want to hear some of your guys and gals idea's in case this shit happens again...
oh yeah... the reason i'm posting this is cause i'm supposed to meet a chick in a few weeks that i've only seen for a moment at a bar... just incase i need a quick out...
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01-14-2010, 11:23 AM #2
Lol, sorry... Really don't have any stories...
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01-14-2010, 11:24 AM #3
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01-14-2010, 11:25 AM #4
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01-14-2010, 11:25 AM #5
Some women really and truly belong in straight jackets.....Eh, when I was dating it wasn't a good sign if I started parking in a different lot on campus, going to different grocery store, not answering the phone, just totally disappearing. For some reason I've always attracted stalker/psycho chicks...
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01-14-2010, 11:27 AM #6
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Tell her there's a hole in the basement and that her skin would make a nice suit
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01-14-2010, 11:29 AM #7
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Navy Blue Metallic- 98 T/A, 00 FBVert, 78T/A
Send her to 86 Iroc-Z
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01-14-2010, 11:30 AM #8
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01-14-2010, 11:32 AM #9
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
I don't see much topping the nipples in the fan, what a dumb fn bitch
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01-14-2010, 11:34 AM #10
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01-14-2010, 11:34 AM #11
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Light Pewter Metallic- y2k 8-cylinder catfish
Invite her over to spend the night and pinch a loaf on her while she sleeps.
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01-14-2010, 11:34 AM #12
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01-14-2010, 11:35 AM #13
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01-14-2010, 11:36 AM #14
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01-14-2010, 11:37 AM #15
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01-14-2010, 11:37 AM #16
Well, I was with this one guy I liked for a really long time. He had a G/F, was experimenting with me taking our time.... Well I don't know why, we decided to do stuff while he was driving, he got into it. Missed a gear and ran into a car (Ford Escort, red sport)... After realized what happen, he told me he loved me... But not ready to come out. FFFFUUUUUUUU.... 2 years latter, he comes out.
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01-14-2010, 11:39 AM #17
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01-14-2010, 11:41 AM #18
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01-14-2010, 11:42 AM #19
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Black- 2001 Firebird TransAm WS6
i had a girl break up with me over AIM. i thought that was pretty fucked up
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01-14-2010, 11:43 AM #20
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
man... looking back now i wish i would have called some friends over... "dude... you got ot fucking see this... this chick is over and putting her nipples in to my fan..." hell... one of them might have taken her off my hands... damn hindsight...
yeah... i'm known for speaking my mind... my sister thinks i have that whole gary busey thing where i don't have much of a filter of what comes out of mouth...
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