Give me a rope

[clg82]

Many here in Texas carry legally with a Utah concealed permit. Mama carries with a Utah permit here in Texas.......

How about them Cowboys!

[SHines-IT]

I think it's find to finance a house, not many people can pay cash for a big item. But do believe you should put 20% down. But I also think it's find to finance a car, if you put half down... I never financed a car though.

[Tonik]

my impression of texas from sarge...all are rich gun totin bastards that hate salesmen and liberals i might not be too far off


i dont even know if i could move to Texas..even tho there is a strong possibility i might be moving to the fort worth area next year for a job.

texas = michigan = mississippi = california = new york = washington = flordia = north dakota = virginia = maryland = utah = georgi.............. etc...

Only difference, besides what seems to be a recession resilient economy, is that for a decent part of the day today I was wearing a short sleeve shirt and feelin' just fine...

Gotta love Texas weather.

[INMY01TA]

There is a new thing just invented called "rent".

Paying someone elses mortgage for them is better? My house has more than doubled in worth since I purchased and yes I put %20 down. I believe I'm sitting pretty good. My mortgage payments are less than most people pay to rent a shitty apartment these days.

[Sarge]

Paying someone elses mortgage for them is better? My house has more than doubled in worth since I purchased and yes I put %20 down. I believe I'm sitting pretty good. My mortgage payments are less than most people pay to rent a shitty apartment these days.

You said you weren't gonna live with Mom and Dad till your 65 to save up money to buy a house...I said there is rent....2 different things.

[SHines-IT]

Paying someone elses mortgage for them is better? My house has more than doubled in worth since I purchased and yes I put %20 down. I believe I'm sitting pretty good. My mortgage payments are less than most people pay to rent a shitty apartment these days.

Most people either have to rent a room or cheap ass place and save up. A personal favorite and I think is a great idea. Join the Military and live in the barracks while you save for a nice fat down payment. Then there's live with your mom till your about 23 and save.

[Durango]

I bought my TA from a dealership and he wanted to charge me 600 bucks for and admin fee ,did that dance so I wrote him a cheque for 600 less than he wanted and walked away told him I was waiting for 5 minutes outside if he didn't come out within 5 minutes I would leave and put a stop payment on the cheque funny part was they didn't take off the admin fee they reduced the price of the car by 600 so I ripped up the cheque and wrote another one for 600 less telling them that I wouldn't pay the admin fee so the invoice showed no admin fee. I don't like accountants that think they are worth 600 a minute.

As for paying cash I agree I pay cash but I've been working for a few years. What do you think a 20 year old does to get a car to go to work steal it!!! I think not you have to start somewhere.

[Durango]

I hate car salesman. They add no value and irritate the shit out of me.
So Mama tells me her Mercedes is 4 years old and she wants the new body style Mercedes. OK...lets go get you one....so we load up and go to the Mercedes dealer.
Now of course the minute you pull up 4 or 5 of them worthless fuckers come storming out of the dealership. They are so disingenuous I want to puke....I am rude as fuck to them
Now Mama and I are the worlds fastest car buyers....she always drives a Mercedes...so she just finds the color/model she wants and we buy it....there is no "haggling price" at Mercedes anyway...so the sticker is the price....We don't finance...nothing...just give me that one and here is the check.....Just shut the fuck up and give Mama the keys to this one and that one so she can decide and I can go home.....fairly simple.....
So we get to the dealership....here come the worthless shitheads....Mama instantly zooms in on this dark gray 2010 E350....she always has had a black Mercedes...but she really likes this one.....so this bottom dwelling fart sucker starts his "sales bullshit" and Mama tells him to save it....he goes gets the keys....Mama doesn't even test drive it...she sits in it...ask me how she looks...I say great....she tells Turd Blossom she will take that one....So we go into the dealership...and shit for brains goes to get the "sheet"...he comes back and starts going over the price of shit.....has $1600 for "paint protection" and $400 for "smart dots".....eat shit and die you yellow tooth moron.....The he wants her to sign "paperwork"...bunch of marketing horseshit wanting your email address and giving them the right to "share" your private purchase info with their marketing partners etc....I tell him to fuck himself and eat shit on the way to hell....So we go to the "Finance Manager"...same shit....I tell him to suck my ass also.....so he decides this is a "cash transaction" that they dont need all that bullshit.....I think cuz he knew I was serious about him sucking my ripped up filthy BVD's.....and he kept looking at the bulge on my right hip and knew it wasnt a PDA I dont know why but some folks are intimidated by Texans carrying concealed guns....oh well story for another day.....but this guy clearly was nervous.....
So Mama writes him the check..we tell them we will be back this morning around 11am to pick it up.....
So the whole thing should have taken 5 minutes turned into 45 minutes of absolute wasted worthless bullshit marketing/sales horseshit.
Why do I share all this? Cuz I want all you boys and girls to kick a car salesman in the man vagina today.....I hate car salesman....worthless pricks.

Aren't you the guy that had his Camaro for sale because times were tight. Did you rob a bank with that concieled piece of yours lol give me a break

[Transamws6]

I hate car salesman. They add no value and irritate the shit out of me.
So Mama tells me her Mercedes is 4 years old and she wants the new body style Mercedes. OK...lets go get you one....so we load up and go to the Mercedes dealer.
Now of course the minute you pull up 4 or 5 of them worthless fuckers come storming out of the dealership. They are so disingenuous I want to puke....I am rude as fuck to them
Now Mama and I are the worlds fastest car buyers....she always drives a Mercedes...so she just finds the color/model she wants and we buy it....there is no "haggling price" at Mercedes anyway...so the sticker is the price....We don't finance...nothing...just give me that one and here is the check.....Just shut the fuck up and give Mama the keys to this one and that one so she can decide and I can go home.....fairly simple.....
So we get to the dealership....here come the worthless shitheads....Mama instantly zooms in on this dark gray 2010 E350....she always has had a black Mercedes...but she really likes this one.....so this bottom dwelling fart sucker starts his "sales bullshit" and Mama tells him to save it....he goes gets the keys....Mama doesn't even test drive it...she sits in it...ask me how she looks...I say great....she tells Turd Blossom she will take that one....So we go into the dealership...and shit for brains goes to get the "sheet"...he comes back and starts going over the price of shit.....has $1600 for "paint protection" and $400 for "smart dots".....eat shit and die you yellow tooth moron.....The he wants her to sign "paperwork"...bunch of marketing horseshit wanting your email address and giving them the right to "share" your private purchase info with their marketing partners etc....I tell him to fuck himself and eat shit on the way to hell....So we go to the "Finance Manager"...same shit....I tell him to suck my ass also.....so he decides this is a "cash transaction" that they dont need all that bullshit.....I think cuz he knew I was serious about him sucking my ripped up filthy BVD's.....and he kept looking at the bulge on my right hip and knew it wasnt a PDA I dont know why but some folks are intimidated by Texans carrying concealed guns....oh well story for another day.....but this guy clearly was nervous.....
So Mama writes him the check..we tell them we will be back this morning around 11am to pick it up.....
So the whole thing should have taken 5 minutes turned into 45 minutes of absolute wasted worthless bullshit marketing/sales horseshit.
Why do I share all this? Cuz I want all you boys and girls to kick a car salesman in the man vagina today.....I hate car salesman....worthless pricks.

Yes, those mercedes car salesman are freakin terrible, you should have seen what they were trying to give my mom for the suburban when she was trying to get her benz. My dad was ready to kick that man in the head and roll outta that dealer.

[Sarge]

Aren't you the guy that had his Camaro for sale because times were tight. Did you rob a bank with that concieled piece of yours lol give me a break

Ugh....no....

[chuckie669]

[Sarge]

Teach the young man how to spell concealed will you Chuckie.....I'd appreciate it....

[chuckie669]

Only if you hook me up with that Camaro. Bet that thing is sweet...

[Cutlass]

When my wife (and I) bought a used Malibu from the dealership I work at as a Auto Service Tech, they tried to sell us the extended warranty and the tire protection plan. I said "Aahhh...no. I work here and I'll just fix it myself for free." Duh.

[310stanger]

Absolutely.
My first one I got on the GI bill for a dollar down....but everyone since then has been cash....
I am speaking more to cars and shit when I say pay cash fellas.....I see people financing a fucking car for 6 years..... unbelievable....

I get the jist of what you are saying sarge. Pay cash for MOST large items that compound interest so you arent forever in debt. But the reality is, regardless of how hard someone works MOST people cant just go ahead and plunk 20k+ on the table, nevermind 100k+ for a house. My mom owns a 600k house, my dad has a house in nj and one new one in NC. All of them do/did have a 15 yr mortgage. Both parents have like 800? credit rating. Thats awesome though if you can pay cash for a house. By all means do so.

[5.0THIS]

Should have gotten her an E63 Sarge.

[transamprincess98]

E-Class? Cheap old bastard didn't even buy Mama an AMG

Should have gotten her an E63 Sarge.

He still hasn't replied to my comment about that

[Durango]

Teach the young man how to spell concealed will you Chuckie.....I'd appreciate it....

Too funny good for you then I like people that plan ahead I have a 35 foot travel trailer 2009 paid cash , TA paid cash, House paid 1/2 finance the rest and I still can't write worth shit lol

[SmokinSS]

I bought my wife a new Mercedes this past summer for her birthday here in south eastern PA. I never met a salesman like this guy. He was awesome. He auto-crosses his C-230, and used to drag race corvette's. He definitely knew what he was talking about. Then he told me when I go back to the finance person that they will try to sell my protection stuff. He said don't buy it, you'll never use it. He gave me a can of touch up paint and said here I think you can figure it out. I will be buying Mercedes from him for the rest of my life. It's tough to find a salesman like this, but I did and it's worth it. I find out after the deal was complete he is there top salesman, it made sense.

[402 Guru]

Too funny good for you then I like people that plan ahead I have a 35 foot travel trailer 2009 paid cash , TA paid cash, House paid 1/2 finance the rest and I still can't write worth shit lol