Give me a rope

**transamprincess98** · 12-11-2009, 03:17 PM

E-Class? Cheap old bastard didn't even buy Mama an AMG

**allbaugh_04** · 12-11-2009, 04:00 PM

Damn Sarge, you got a longer fuse than I do. Those fucks gave me a run around last fall when I was trying to buy a grand prix. Telling me there's a GT with 100k on it across town. Turns out it had 140k on it and it made right turns on it's own. I told him, there's no way in fuck I am interested in this car, that reeks of smoke among plenty of other things etc. I don't quite have the cash flow u do, but I still paid cash for a similar, MUCH cleaner one.

**0verkill** · 12-11-2009, 09:07 PM

i hate car lots just for that same shit. this past weekend i had the wife in the car and showed her what i do for fun and pulled in on a lot and just drove around the lot and watched them fallow to see if we get out to look. we got a good laffe out of it and drove off.

**cammed goat** · 12-12-2009, 11:09 AM

The only dealer that didn't give me the run around was the dealer that sold me the GTO I have now. First car I have ever financed. When they ran my credit report, they couldn't believe my score as my credit is clean. I testdrove the car and took it home the next day. Never gave me a problem. Too bad they closed. The other dealership that tried to sell me a damaged GTO didn't want to refund my deposit. I got it anyway and the salesmen on that lot were eyeing my GTO as if they wanted me to trade it in when I drove it down to pick up my deposit. I also enjoy driving past dealerships and seeing the salesmen eye the car like they are licking their chops. Not for sale bud.

**pajeff02** · 12-12-2009, 11:24 AM

My first experience with a dealership went something like this: Back when I was a second year law student, I received an invitation in the mail to go test drive the new (for then) Volvo 940. At the time, I was driving an '81 Plymouth Reliant - which is about as far from cool as you can get. I always liked Volvos, and still do, so I picked up my friend and we tripped to the nearest dealership about an hour away.

To say that we were ignored at the dealership is an understatement. After roaming the lot and showroom floor, I finally approached a salesperson with my test drive offer. He huffed a bit, said he had to check with the manager, and then disappeared. He came back, said that a tech would bring a car around for us, and then said, "People who drive Volvos don't lika a lot of miles on their cars, so don't go far."

He handed over the keys, not even bothering to go with us. Well, after the treatment we received we went for a nice long ride and made sure to test acceleration, handling and braking limits as it was the first ABS equipped car we had ever driven. We pulled back into the dealership, the salesman came out to retrieve the keys and then started to walk away.

I said, "Excuse me, I have some questions." And then asked if it had independent rear suspension, how the ABS worked and some other stuff. After a couple of questions, he interupts me and says out of the blue, "May I ask what you do?" I replied that I was a second year law student and that I worked for a firm in Wellsboro. His business card came out of his pocket so fast I saw smoke!

Have not returned to that dealership once in the twenty years since.

**LisaG** · 12-12-2009, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I hate car salesman. They add no value and irritate the shit out of me.
So Mama tells me her Mercedes is 4 years old and she wants the new body style Mercedes. OK...lets go get you one....so we load up and go to the Mercedes dealer.
Now of course the minute you pull up 4 or 5 of them worthless fuckers come storming out of the dealership. They are so disingenuous I want to puke....I am rude as fuck to them

Now Mama and I are the worlds fastest car buyers....she always drives a Mercedes...so she just finds the color/model she wants and we buy it....there is no "haggling price" at Mercedes anyway...so the sticker is the price....We don't finance...nothing...just give me that one and here is the check.....Just shut the fuck up and give Mama the keys to this one and that one so she can decide and I can go home.....fairly simple.....
So we get to the dealership....here come the worthless shitheads....Mama instantly zooms in on this dark gray 2010 E350....she always has had a black Mercedes...but she really likes this one.....so this bottom dwelling fart sucker starts his "sales bullshit" and Mama tells him to save it....he goes gets the keys....Mama doesn't even test drive it...she sits in it...ask me how she looks...I say great....she tells Turd Blossom she will take that one....So we go into the dealership...and shit for brains goes to get the "sheet"...he comes back and starts going over the price of shit.....has $1600 for "paint protection" and $400 for "smart dots".....eat shit and die you yellow tooth moron.....The he wants her to sign "paperwork"...bunch of marketing horseshit wanting your email address and giving them the right to "share" your private purchase info with their marketing partners etc....I tell him to fuck himself and eat shit on the way to hell....So we go to the "Finance Manager"...same shit....I tell him to suck my ass also.....so he decides this is a "cash transaction" that they dont need all that bullshit.....I think cuz he knew I was serious about him sucking my ripped up filthy BVD's.....and he kept looking at the bulge on my right hip and knew it wasnt a PDA

I dont know why but some folks are intimidated by Texans carrying concealed guns....oh well story for another day.....but this guy clearly was nervous.....
So Mama writes him the check..we tell them we will be back this morning around 11am to pick it up.....
So the whole thing should have taken 5 minutes turned into 45 minutes of absolute wasted worthless bullshit marketing/sales horseshit.
Why do I share all this? Cuz I want all you boys and girls to kick a car salesman in the man vagina today.....I hate car salesman....worthless pricks.

OMG where were you and your mama when I was selling cars? Man! We called you guys a "lay down" in the car business. No wonder he was trying to up sell you on on the other crap.We aren't all as bad as people make us out to be. Just trying to make a living. LOL

**0rion** · 12-12-2009, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by LisaG

OMG where were you and your mama when I was selling cars? Man! We called you guys a "lay down" in the car business. No wonder he was trying to up sell you on on the other crap.We aren't all as bad as people make us out to be. Just trying to make a living. LOL

at his age Sarge is more of a "fall down".

**INMY01TA** · 12-12-2009, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

If you cannot pay cash you shouldn't be buying anything.

A little extreme there. I'm not gonna live with my parents till I'm 65 to save up enough money for a home these days.

**BdAsBrd01** · 12-12-2009, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

If you cannot pay cash you shouldn't be buying anything.

Agree

Cash is the best way to go. Mama's a lucky lady Sarge

**allbaugh_04** · 12-12-2009, 01:47 PM

Why? I'm only 24 and i moved out after HS.

I'll purchase a home soon.

**BdAsBrd01** · 12-12-2009, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by shady milkman

my impression of texas from sarge...all are rich gun totin bastards that hate salesmen and liberals

i might not be too far off

i dont even know if i could move to Texas..even tho there is a strong possibility i might be moving to the fort worth area next year for a job.

Man if you know you're not going to like a place, find a job elsewhere. I've had to do that.
Texas has plenty of hating transplants. Save yourself the trouble and get a job where you won't have to talk trash about the natives. You'll enjoy life more if you don't dislike the place you're living.

**shady milkman** · 12-14-2009, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01

Man if you know you're not going to like a place, find a job elsewhere. I've had to do that.
Texas has plenty of hating transplants. Save yourself the trouble and get a job where you won't have to talk trash about the natives. You'll enjoy life more if you don't dislike the place you're living.

it was half a poke....i know there are a lot of members in the DFW ..so it wouldn't be tooo bad.

**Jarlaxle** · 12-14-2009, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

If you cannot pay cash you shouldn't be buying anything.

Paid cash for your house, then?

**justinmc978** · 12-14-2009, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Jarlaxle

Paid cash for your house, then?

yes. you forget where he lives..

**samuraidonkey** · 12-14-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

If you cannot pay cash you shouldn't be buying anything.

Makes life less stressful not owing other people money. Only thing I've ever made payments on is my house and that sucks bad enough.

**Sarge** · 12-14-2009, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by INMY01TA

A little extreme there. I'm not gonna live with my parents till I'm 65 to save up enough money for a home these days.

There is a new thing just invented called "rent".

**Sarge** · 12-14-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Jarlaxle

Paid cash for your house, then?

Absolutely.
My first one I got on the GI bill for a dollar down....but everyone since then has been cash....
I am speaking more to cars and shit when I say pay cash fellas.....I see people financing a fucking car for 6 years..... unbelievable....

**Sarge** · 12-14-2009, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

yes. you forget where he lives..

Dollar used to buy a lot huh?

**402 Guru** · 12-14-2009, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I hate car salesman. They add no value and irritate the shit out of me.
So Mama tells me her Mercedes is 4 years old and she wants the new body style Mercedes. OK...lets go get you one....so we load up and go to the Mercedes dealer.
Now of course the minute you pull up 4 or 5 of them worthless fuckers come storming out of the dealership. They are so disingenuous I want to puke....I am rude as fuck to them

Now Mama and I are the worlds fastest car buyers....she always drives a Mercedes...so she just finds the color/model she wants and we buy it....there is no "haggling price" at Mercedes anyway...so the sticker is the price....We don't finance...nothing...just give me that one and here is the check.....Just shut the fuck up and give Mama the keys to this one and that one so she can decide and I can go home.....fairly simple.....
So we get to the dealership....here come the worthless shitheads....Mama instantly zooms in on this dark gray 2010 E350....she always has had a black Mercedes...but she really likes this one.....so this bottom dwelling fart sucker starts his "sales bullshit" and Mama tells him to save it....he goes gets the keys....Mama doesn't even test drive it...she sits in it...ask me how she looks...I say great....she tells Turd Blossom she will take that one....So we go into the dealership...and shit for brains goes to get the "sheet"...he comes back and starts going over the price of shit.....has $1600 for "paint protection" and $400 for "smart dots".....eat shit and die you yellow tooth moron.....The he wants her to sign "paperwork"...bunch of marketing horseshit wanting your email address and giving them the right to "share" your private purchase info with their marketing partners etc....I tell him to fuck himself and eat shit on the way to hell....So we go to the "Finance Manager"...same shit....I tell him to suck my ass also.....so he decides this is a "cash transaction" that they dont need all that bullshit.....I think cuz he knew I was serious about him sucking my ripped up filthy BVD's.....and he kept looking at the bulge on my right hip and knew it wasnt a PDA

I dont know why but some folks are intimidated by Texans carrying concealed guns....oh well story for another day.....but this guy clearly was nervous.....
So Mama writes him the check..we tell them we will be back this morning around 11am to pick it up.....
So the whole thing should have taken 5 minutes turned into 45 minutes of absolute wasted worthless bullshit marketing/sales horseshit.
Why do I share all this? Cuz I want all you boys and girls to kick a car salesman in the man vagina today.....I hate car salesman....worthless pricks.

Lmao .. when i bought my 02 trans am they kept doin the same shit to me buy this buy that shit. I took the salesman streight to my bank withdrew cash and baught the car right there .Drive the car home , its hysterical how people pay off a car for what seems lke a billion years

**clg82** · 12-14-2009, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by iam_dale

LOL...I bug the shit outta me, too!! Especially when they start talking about performance shit and it's obvious they have no fuckin' clue what they're talking about.

BTW, Sarge, what 'cha doing w/ the used Benz?

dale

They have to find a way to feed their family too.. Not all of us can "pay cash" like Sarge.........gimme a break......