Haha Jehovah's Witnesses

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-03-2009, 08:49 AM

not 5 seconds ago, someone knocked at the door.

I'm home sick today, and I feel like pure crap.

anyway I'm sure they heard me, I was all loud going through the house.

"who the fuck is bothering me, I told everyone I'm sick why can't people just leave me alone so I get better?!?!?!?!"

I open the door, and these two girls in there 20's are at the door, I was thinking. Are they here to see Sara(girlfriend)
Then, I saw the pamphlets. One girl goes, "Are you okay?"
I told her "I'm sick, I was in the back, that's why it took my 5 minutes to answer the door"

"Oh well, we had spoken to Sara but I guess we'll just come back later."

Then I just closed the door in their faces.

**ibanez7** · 12-03-2009, 08:51 AM

bad move, should have gone for the religous porn score!!!

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-03-2009, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by ibanez7

bad move, should have gone for the religous porn score!!!

they piss me off anyway, and only one is cute

**third_shift|studios** · 12-03-2009, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by ibanez7

bad move, should have gone for the religous porn score!!!

his illness is getting the better of his judgement. He should've done like they do on the Twix time-out commercials, and after answering the door, posted "what do I do" on ls1.com, then finished interacting with the girls.

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-03-2009, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

his illness is getting the better of his judgement. He should've done like they do on the Twix time-out commercials, and after answering the door, posted "what do I do" on ls1.com, then finished interacting with the girls.

**bluehawk2000** · 12-03-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy

I have a buddy who is jehova witness, and if you knew anything about that religon it blows balls, he hates it but he cant quit for certain reason as his family has to disown him.

**justinmc978** · 12-03-2009, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy

not 5 seconds ago, someone knocked at the door.

I'm home sick today, and I feel like pure crap.

anyway I'm sure they heard me, I was all loud going through the house.

"who the fuck is bothering me, I told everyone I'm sick why can't people just leave me alone so I get better?!?!?!?!"

I open the door, and these two girls in there 20's are at the door, I was thinking. Are they here to see Sara(girlfriend)
Then, I saw the pamphlets. One girl goes, "Are you okay?"
I told her "I'm sick, I was in the back, that's why it took my 5 minutes to answer the door"

"Oh well, we had spoken to Sara but I guess we'll just come back later."

Then I just closed the door in their faces.

always got these people when i was in plano(dallas area) me and my cousin would terrorise them to no end

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-03-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by bluehawk2000

I have a buddy who is jehova witness, and if you knew anything about that religon it blows balls, he hates it but he cant quit for certain reason as his family has to disown him.

I hear the older generations are serious as shit about it.

that sucks for your friend tho

**bluehawk2000** · 12-03-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy

I hear the older generations are serious as shit about it.

that sucks for your friend tho

never really met any of the older gens but he is a pretty cool guy actually he is not like the stereotypical jahova. I remember him telling me some shit about it and its so fucking retarded, like you have to marry in the religion or if you marry out of it that person has to become one, if you move the church you goto will find one in the area that you are moving to and they will find out if you go or not. It is crazy

**Mike97dakota** · 12-03-2009, 09:37 AM

i would have answered the door naked

**bluehawk2000** · 12-03-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Mike97dakota

i would have answered the door naked

and get public indecency way to go!!!

**Getzen_Guy** · 12-03-2009, 10:21 AM

"oh this, it's just my package, yep just my package. god delivered it, I signed for it"

Stewie-

***SMWS6TA*** · 12-03-2009, 02:18 PM

In 90' they came up into the barracks (not suppose too) on a week end. 3 guy's knocked on my door, I answered wearing a Slayer "Reign in Blood" concert t-shirt. At first they start their speech, then my shirt catches their attention. Then it became their mission to try to "save' my soul. I informed them they are violating post regs and then told them to

before I call the MP's. Closed door on their faces and turned Slayer up. Before they left they stuff so much of their crap under my door it almost got jammed.

**gd1996** · 12-03-2009, 02:31 PM

There were 4-5 super hot jehovahs at my school back in the day. I dated one and til this day I have yet to day a girl as hot. Her dad didn't allow her to date me, being catholic, but she snuck out to see me. The ones I knew, wow! I wanted the one in the worse way along with the rest of the school and she married the biggest jehovah dork I have ever saw. Ones on fb now and shes hotter than ever. I knew I should have converted! But they had their meetings 2-3 times a week for hours, screw that! One I graduated knocked at my door with a pamplet a few months back, my dog jumped on the door, a big lab/shepherd mix, she couldn't leave fast enough!

**toi tyme** · 12-03-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by bluehawk2000

and get public indecency way to go!!!

not when youre in your own home

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-03-2009, 05:44 PM

I find the Jehova's Witness brand of proselytizing particularly annoying.

**bluehawk2000** · 12-04-2009, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

not when youre in your own home

doesnt matter, you can get arrested for opening your door naked because your exposing yourself, remember that I know someone that happend to but he had a towel wrapped around him and got arrested for it when the person called the cops.