Does it make me crazy if i......

[ihv800]

I know a few people with phobias of cotton balls.

One thing I cannot stand is when a cheeseburger is made wrong, bottom bun first, meat, cheese, toppings, and top bun. I can't stand loose change in my Camaro (or any other of my vehicles), crooked floor mats, the ashtray lid open, seat belts not fully retracted, ect. I'm a pretty organized person when it comes to my stuff.

[cuervo25_1]

I have a thing with tucking the bedspread ,blankets ect under my feet and wrapping up like a mummy in the blankets ect. Don't know why,done it since I was little. My wife used to get so pissed at me, then she went out and bought me my own blanket to do that with while everything else on top stays normal.

I have to sleep on the right side of the bed almost on the edge on my left side. same as above,done it since I was little. Which is funny concedering I could sleep on a single matress cofortably but had a queen sized since I was 14 or so.That made for some interesting pillow talk

For example when one of my roomates cousin's was spending the night(she was a total hottie) We (the cousin and I) have been hanging out together for some time well this night is when things got better.

she knocked on my door one night to get away from the crowd in the livingroom. I let her in and we was watching a movie while laying on my bed. when I started to get sleepy and knew I was going to be out soon I wrapped up and done my normal sleeping position. she started laughing and I asked her what?

her: what are you doing?
me: I am getting sleepy,and this is how I sleep
her: well it is cute
me: cute in a good way I hope
her: Yea I think it is kinda attractive
me~sitting up~ huh?
her: Yea it shows me you like to be cuddled
me: what ?how the hell do you get that?
her: well when you wrap up like that and stick in a tight area it shows your not afraid of being in a confining situation, like hugging,and cuddleing
me: ok whatever,I just know I done it since I was little ~laid back down~
her: only problem is what if i want to sleep with you tonight
me: ~sat back up~ excuse me?
her: what if I want to sleep in your bed with you tonight,I mean it don't look like the party will be over soon and we get along well enough.
me: uh umm uhhhh errr
her: don't worry no sex if you don't want to.
me: wha wait ummm no I mean AHHH CRAP!!!
her: whats wrong?
me: no clue,I like the idea of sleeping with you and I DEFINATLY would love to have sex with you. just shocked I guess
her: well what are we going to do you have all the covers
me: hmmm I think there is enough we can wrap in them together
her: Ok then problem solved let me get my clothes off
me:

That started a 2 year relationship that ended because we just didn't have the time anymore.we both worked at factories on different shifts and it screwed our relationship hard.So we ended it on good terms instead of out of anger and feelings of neglect.

[Neo]

Shit that drives me crazy....I'm afraid of band-aids. Not so much anymore, but when I was little I got stitches and needed a bandage ripped off twice a day and reapplied...kinda scarred me.

Also used to be terrified of peeing in public places, and that's another childhood trauma. When you're in 1st grade, you know how the bathroom is always attached to your room? Well, my teacher went through the class alphabetically, and my name was usually last, so I always REALLY had to pee....

Well, one day, I go in, do my business, and get up to leave the bathroom. The door gets jammed, won't open. Shit, fuckin scary for a little kid. It gets worse. While I was stuck in the bathroom, my teacher took our entire class to the gym, and then went on her lunch break. I was stuck in there for an entire fucking hour! It sucked! I didn't use restrooms in public places again until I was well into High School!

[86 IROC-Z]

I have a thing with tucking the bedspread ,blankets ect under my feet and wrapping up like a mummy in the blankets ect. Don't know why,done it since I was little. My wife used to get so pissed at me, then she went out and bought me my own blanket to do that with while everything else on top stays normal.

I have to sleep on the right side of the bed almost on the edge on my left side. same as above,done it since I was little. Which is funny concedering I could sleep on a single matress cofortably but had a queen sized since I was 14 or so.That made for some interesting pillow talk

For example when one of my roomates cousin's was spending the night(she was a total hottie) We (the cousin and I) have been hanging out together for some time well this night is when things got better.

she knocked on my door one night to get away from the crowd in the livingroom. I let her in and we was watching a movie while laying on my bed. when I started to get sleepy and knew I was going to be out soon I wrapped up and done my normal sleeping position. she started laughing and I asked her what?

her: what are you doing?
me: I am getting sleepy,and this is how I sleep
her: well it is cute
me: cute in a good way I hope
her: Yea I think it is kinda attractive
me~sitting up~ huh?
her: Yea it shows me you like to be cuddled
me: what ?how the hell do you get that?
her: well when you wrap up like that and stick in a tight area it shows your not afraid of being in a confining situation, like hugging,and cuddleing
me: ok whatever,I just know I done it since I was little ~laid back down~
her: only problem is what if i want to sleep with you tonight
me: ~sat back up~ excuse me?
her: what if I want to sleep in your bed with you tonight,I mean it don't look like the party will be over soon and we get along well enough.
me: uh umm uhhhh errr
her: don't worry no sex if you don't want to.
me: wha wait ummm no I mean AHHH CRAP!!!
her: whats wrong?
me: no clue,I like the idea of sleeping with you and I DEFINATLY would love to have sex with you. just shocked I guess
her: well what are we going to do you have all the covers
me: hmmm I think there is enough we can wrap in them together
her: Ok then problem solved let me get my clothes off
me:

That started a 2 year relationship that ended because we just didn't have the time anymore.we both worked at factories on different shifts and it screwed our relationship hard.So we ended it on good terms instead of out of anger and feelings of neglect.

Reading that conversation was painful. You should've jumped on her after her 3rd sentence.

[cammed goat]

Reading that conversation was painful. You should've jumped on her after her 3rd sentence.

[c5z28]

I have a thing with tucking the bedspread ,blankets ect under my feet and wrapping up like a mummy in the blankets ect. Don't know why,done it since I was little. My wife used to get so pissed at me, then she went out and bought me my own blanket to do that with while everything else on top stays normal.

I have to sleep on the right side of the bed almost on the edge on my left side. same as above,done it since I was little. Which is funny concedering I could sleep on a single matress cofortably but had a queen sized since I was 14 or so.That made for some interesting pillow talk

For example when one of my roomates cousin's was spending the night(she was a total hottie) We (the cousin and I) have been hanging out together for some time well this night is when things got better.

she knocked on my door one night to get away from the crowd in the livingroom. I let her in and we was watching a movie while laying on my bed. when I started to get sleepy and knew I was going to be out soon I wrapped up and done my normal sleeping position. she started laughing and I asked her what?

her: what are you doing?
me: I am getting sleepy,and this is how I sleep
her: well it is cute
me: cute in a good way I hope
her: Yea I think it is kinda attractive
me~sitting up~ huh?
her: Yea it shows me you like to be cuddled
me: what ?how the hell do you get that?
her: well when you wrap up like that and stick in a tight area it shows your not afraid of being in a confining situation, like hugging,and cuddleing
me: ok whatever,I just know I done it since I was little ~laid back down~
her: only problem is what if i want to sleep with you tonight
me: ~sat back up~ excuse me?
her: what if I want to sleep in your bed with you tonight,I mean it don't look like the party will be over soon and we get along well enough.
me: uh umm uhhhh errr
her: don't worry no sex if you don't want to.
me: wha wait ummm no I mean AHHH CRAP!!!
her: whats wrong?
me: no clue,I like the idea of sleeping with you and I DEFINATLY would love to have sex with you. just shocked I guess
her: well what are we going to do you have all the covers
me: hmmm I think there is enough we can wrap in them together
her: Ok then problem solved let me get my clothes off
me:

That started a 2 year relationship that ended because we just didn't have the time anymore.we both worked at factories on different shifts and it screwed our relationship hard.So we ended it on good terms instead of out of anger and feelings of neglect.

You got a lot of stories lately you need to start a thread

[GTP231]

I hear voices in my head, does that make me crazy?

Only if they speak Pig Latin.
OMG If I post this am I crazy?

[infantryws6]

Only if they speak Pig Latin.
OMG If I post this am I crazy?