Whats the most evil thing you have ever done?

[Crimson Sin]

I burned a dude's truck to the ground.. Long story and I will spare you all the details..
I had this neighbor when I was a teen (and lived with my parents). They hated my folks, I mean really hated them. Used to name their pigs (which they penned right on the property line fence) after my Mom and Dad.. Just so they could come out and call the names real loud when feeding them.. Full blooded MicMac Indians (something like that) Whole family was loud and drunk.. Anyhow, they killed three of my dogs.. One with anti-freeze.. One with a shovel to the head...I found him.. a shepard I loved.. in his dog house.. head peeled open.. The last one was a red Dobie that got loose.. I found him in the woods weeks later.. Arrow in his chest.. I couldn't PROVE they did it.. but I KNEW.. Ya know what I mean ? They way they looked at me.. snorted and carried on..
I was soooo pissed... But all those guys were twice my size.. Lumberjack sorta guys..
One night I simply couldn't take it, I grabbed the little plastic gas can my Stepfather used for his lawn mower and strapped a road flare to it with some tape.. Lit the flare and tossed it under their truck.. Wasn't really ready for what happened.. Took the windows out of their house on that side and the truck damn near flipped over..I hid for days.. police came by for two weeks.. I thought my folks would beat the snot out of me.. Either they covered for me, or they believed me when I said I was staying at my friends house.. (I hid in my tree fort and snuck in the cellar for food etc).. Long story, but you aren't getting the half of it.. I still feel justified. So I am not so sure it was evil..

[Spikito]

I was sleeping with a married woman for a year. she used her husbands credit card to pay for a lot of things for me...including her brazilian waxes

[Spikito]

Crimson you always have fucked up stuff

[ss~zoso~ss]

man, a lot of ass holes on here

[c5z28]

I burned a dude's truck to the ground.. Long story and I will spare you all the details..
I had this neighbor when I was a teen (and lived with my parents). They hated my folks, I mean really hated them. Used to name their pigs (which they penned right on the property line fence) after my Mom and Dad.. Just so they could come out and call the names real loud when feeding them.. Full blooded MicMac Indians (something like that) Whole family was loud and drunk.. Anyhow, they killed three of my dogs.. One with anti-freeze.. One with a shovel to the head...I found him.. a shepard I loved.. in his dog house.. head peeled open.. The last one was a red Dobie that got loose.. I found him in the woods weeks later.. Arrow in his chest.. I couldn't PROVE they did it.. but I KNEW.. Ya know what I mean ? They way they looked at me.. snorted and carried on..
I was soooo pissed... But all those guys were twice my size.. Lumberjack sorta guys..
One night I simply couldn't take it, I grabbed the little plastic gas can my Stepfather used for his lawn mower and strapped a road flare to it with some tape.. Lit the flare and tossed it under their truck.. Wasn't really ready for what happened.. Took the windows out of their house on that side and the truck damn near flipped over..I hid for days.. police came by for two weeks.. I thought my folks would beat the snot out of me.. Either they covered for me, or they believed me when I said I was staying at my friends house.. (I hid in my tree fort and snuck in the cellar for food etc).. Long story, but you aren't getting the half of it.. I still feel justified. So I am not so sure it was evil..

Awesome, if you want to share the full story I am a pm away.

[blk9660]

another long story short.........

Me and a buddy were sitting in a bar (completely shit housed) while stationed in Okinawa, and got the great idea to go back to the barracks and fuck w/people. I remembered I had a big ass bottle of crazy glue in my flight bag....... the light bulb went on, and we decided to crazy glue a "neighbor" to his bed (he was already passed out) Well, after the sheets were glued to him and the bed frame, I glued his hand to his head, head to the pillow and sheets to his cheek............. to this day Ill never forget the screams and absolute rage that came out of his room the next day around 6 am. I denied having anything to do w/it and just saw him about a year ago...... to this day he still doesnt know who did it and has bald spots from peeling/ripping his hand and sheets off-

Habu-saki is some BAD shit!!!!!!

[ss~zoso~ss]

strong 5th post my friend

[35th-ANV-SS]

strong 5th post my friend

[cuervo25_1]

Had one roomate that never paid her share of the bills. Instead she would always spend a fortune on clothes,hair products weed,e,and coke,well I got fed up with it ( i may have been drinking and may have smoked some weed but i paid my share). So while everyone was passed out . i went to the store bought several bottles of nair and filled every bottle of hair product she had. took all her weed,and flushed everything else. I then proceeded to dump what was left of the beer down the sink and threw the cans everywhere( it was milwaukees best so it is ok). well she got up took a shower about 10 minutes later she comes screaming out the bathroom buck ass naked and completely bald...I do mean completely. I jump up and start screaming "holy shit what happened" she starts crying in hysterics saying she don't know. "I bet it is all the drugs you took last night" she runs to her room and runs back out screaming" i took all of them" "hell yea you idiot I warned you" by that time everyone was awake not remembering much of the night prior. I looked at her and asked her if she knew what all happened and she said no so I wen't all nuts on the story on how she got so messed up that she did every guy in the house without condoms, and that she even done a few girls that was there.

She then started blaming me saying that I should have stopped her.I told her that she is a big girl and that she needs to learn to control herself. she went on and on about how i should look out for her so i asked her " are you going to do drugs or alcohol again" she said no so i told her " good then I did stop you now shut the fuck up throw out the hairproducts there full of nair, nobody was drunk enough to screw you skanky ass even with condoms,thanks for the weed and the rest is in the sewers, oh and by the way, you may want to put some clothes on your stinking up the joint.

[bodyman5000]

I had a three way with a married woman and her best friend only because I hated the married chick's husband and I knew he wanted to nail her friend.

I wasn't really attracted to the married one but her friend was skilled I must say.

[tatertot91]

I then proceeded to dump what was left of the beer down the sink and threw the cans everywhere( it was milwaukees best so it is ok)

good story

[Spikito]

watched this video

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PpHBQPk4_8&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[c5z28]

watched this video

Why?

[00z28bubba]

I threw eggs at a prostitute from a moving car one time.

i got an eagle eye with some eggs to say the least. but thats about as far as i can get into. some of it was far from fucked up but far from legal also.

[Spikito]

Why?

i said watching that was evil.....and the fact that i laughed at it

[Hi-Po]

Back during the college days, my roommate thought it would be funny to put a condom on my door handle to my bedroom. It was mildly (at best) amusing. Two nights later I knew he was coming home late with a girl. I took 4 condoms, put a good squeeze of hair conditioner in each one, and stretched them over each of his ceiling fan blades. Roommate and his girl come home, do whatever, and she goes to turn the lights on leading to the bathroom. Lights come on and so does that fan, which I set to the fastest position Roommate said it actually made a whistling noise as they were spinning. Keep in mind, these condoms looked like they all had a nice fat load of man broth in them. She starts freaking out, I could hear her asking "what the fuck was wrong with you?!?!".

A single condom broke free from the ceiling fan blade and hit her right in the chest. That was the best noise in the world, hearing her cussing and swearing... calling my room mate a freak etc.

Needless to say, she didn't spend the night.

[SHines-IT]

Back during the college days, my roommate thought it would be funny to put a condom on my door handle to my bedroom. It was mildly (at best) amusing. Two nights later I knew he was coming home late with a girl. I took 4 condoms, put a good squeeze of hair conditioner in each one, and stretched them over each of his ceiling fan blades. Roommate and his girl come home, do whatever, and she goes to turn the lights on leading to the bathroom. Lights come on and so does that fan, which I set to the fastest position Roommate said it actually made a whistling noise as they were spinning. Keep in mind, these condoms looked like they all had a nice fat load of man broth in them. She starts freaking out, I could hear her asking "what the fuck was wrong with you?!?!".

A single condom broke free from the ceiling fan blade and hit her right in the chest. That was the best noise in the world, hearing her cussing and swearing... calling my room mate a freak etc.

Needless to say, she didn't spend the night.

HeHeHe...

[korndawg]

I shot a girl in the face before.

[SHines-IT]

I shot a girl in the face before.

So have I, she was not happy...