Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

**tigersport14** · 08-11-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

And then something about her body exploding in a bloody mist because she is only a level 2 druid

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**ls1camino** · 08-11-2009, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by tigersport14

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At least someone got the reference...long live Blood Ninja!!!

**fbod91** · 08-16-2009, 12:37 AM

me: say when you gonna let me tap that?

her: lol umm idk cuz im done with sex and guys for a while

she just had a baby haha

**Packy** · 08-16-2009, 05:37 PM

[2:29:21 AM] Me: So when can I tap it?
[2:29:42 AM] Her: when your lucky
[2:29:54 AM] Me: So like never then
[2:30:19 AM] Her: hahaha maybe next time I see you
[2:30:34 AM] me: (angel)
[2:30:39 AM] me: damn I may have some luck by then
[2:30:49 AM] me: :P
[2:30:57 AM] her: most likely

[2:31:43 AM] me: Okay how about a rimjob? If you know what that is...
[2:32:36 AM] her: rimjobs usually on the 3rd date
[2:32:42 AM] me: oh I see. Purrrfect
[2:32:55 AM] Her: purrrrfect

**Orrin's Z** · 08-16-2009, 09:12 PM

Bryan says: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Rae-Rae says: Lol. =P Hello there.
Bryan says: Hay o ^_^
Rae-Rae says: Has Ralph ever gone skinny dipping? XD (My MSN Avitar)

she goes on about her first time going skinny dipping.

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-19-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Orrin's Z

Bryan says: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Rae-Rae says: Lol. =P Hello there.
Bryan says: Hay o ^_^
Rae-Rae says: Has Ralph ever gone skinny dipping? XD (My MSN Avitar)

she goes on about her first time going skinny dipping.

Obvious girl is obvious.

Wrap it up

**Beachernaut** · 08-19-2009, 01:47 PM

Me: When you gonna........
Mrs. Beach: Sleep neked!!

**doozjamann** · 09-23-2009, 03:26 PM

I got texted from a random person today so I decided to have some fun.

her: wat up
me: not much
me: who is this
her: Tiesha
me: tiesha who?
her: I don't know you
me: That's what i was trying to figure out
her: ok
me: if you feel like texting a random stranger again I'm game.

About 2 hrs later....

her: wat up
me: when you gonn let me tap that?
her: what
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: who is this?
me: nobody
her: name?
me: why?
her: U a boy?
me: yes. You a girl?
her: Yes
me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tell me
me: tell you what?
her: name
her: how old are you?
me: Old enough to buy alcohol
me: you?
her: 15
her: lol
me: Stop texting random strangers it's not safe
her: Y
me: guess you don't watch the news
her: yea
me: ever heard of a guy name chris hanson
her: yes
me: that's why
her: ok

**tatertot91** · 09-23-2009, 03:58 PM

**Derrick1227** · 09-23-2009, 04:23 PM

just now I'm in our living room wife in the kitchen doing her CNA homework

me: Hey baby
her: What!?
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: Whenever I get finished with this crap!

woo hoo lucky me!!!!

**Zapper2003** · 09-23-2009, 04:25 PM

Help herrrrr

**Derrick1227** · 09-23-2009, 04:34 PM

Haha I would if I could she is doing this nursing thing and I have no idea what is what in that respect I can do car stuff and then if its stuff from construction and what not but that is like apples and oranges to me

**Smittro** · 09-23-2009, 04:42 PM

ZZZZZZZZZZ this thread needs to die!

**GONZO SS** · 09-23-2009, 05:10 PM

idk im still laughing pretty hard at all tyhe failed attempts of tapping that

**silverWS6** · 09-24-2009, 10:26 PM

Last saturday..

Me: Tap?
her: ya
i was thinkin to myself "holy fuck this is actually gonna happen?!"
Me: Where are you?
her: zaragoza, going to a party
me:booooo
her:wanna come?
me:na, tell me when your home.
her

k
5 mins later, not even kidding
her:go to my house now
me:let me finish my beer and ill go
her

kay
me

kay going
her:wait not yet
I go grab some whataburger then head for the long 20 min drive
me:im almost there
her

kay im outside across my house

Then i tore it up! and went home thinking it was too good to be real.

**silverWS6** · 09-24-2009, 10:26 PM

stupid faces

**tatertot91** · 09-24-2009, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

Last saturday..

Me: Tap?
her: ya
i was thinkin to myself "holy fuck this is actually gonna happen?!"
Me: Where are you?
her: zaragoza, going to a party
me:booooo
her:wanna come?
me:na, tell me when your home.
her

k
5 mins later, not even kidding
her:go to my house now
me:let me finish my beer and ill go
her

kay
me

kay going
her:wait not yet
I go grab some whataburger then head for the long 20 min drive
me:im almost there
her

kay im outside across my house

Then i tore it up! and went home thinking it was too good to be real.

...then you woke up and wished it was real?

**silverWS6** · 09-24-2009, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by tatertot91

...then you woke up and wished it was real?

It was real, and i have my wet undies to prove it!

j/k

**tatertot91** · 09-24-2009, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

It was real, and i have my wet undies to prove it!

j/k

I was just joking at first

**purged2000ss** · 10-16-2009, 01:49 AM

this thread is epic hahah

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