How dumb are you!!!!!

[BIG GUNS]

He's the first guy to ever want it more than i did.

That's saying something. I have a sex drive of a 13 year old boy. All day everyday is fine with me :]

That's my kinda girl. You should hang with my old ass then.......lol.

[toi tyme]

Haha right. Lol

[ArcticZ06]

Everyday is a no pants party for me as soon as I walk in the house after work!

[Zapper2003]

I only got my boxers on right now, but thats cuz i'm goin to bed.

[BIG GUNS]

Haha right. Lol

I haven't been worn out by a girl yet.........lol.

[ss~zoso~ss]

i'd go to that party with no clothes and my man standing at attention......

[toi tyme]

I'm naked now





So he went and only the guys have no pants......



Hahaha I made fun of him asking if his friends were or at least trying to get the girls to take of their pants lol

[fbod91]

underwear parties are the BEST! i hooked up with a lesbian chick last time

[issues]

I'm house sitting in north Dallas


And watching Held Hostage.

Maybe I'm the dumb one freaking myself out.....


Naaaah I love the thrill of expect the unexpected like serial kidnaping rapist bursting in thru the huge window next to me, slittingy throats and having their way with me and ripping my body parts off to spell things like SEXED UP

nice!! you rock!

[davebowtie]

Just my .02 but, sounds like ur venting, and maybe asking our POV? That long distance things' gotta suck. Too bad I'm all the way in Cali... I'd keep u company. Yeah, like thats the first time you heard that from a guy! LOL! I'd say don't sweat it. Unless u catch him in more lies... I'd say that's MY #1 pet peeve LIARS!

[toi tyme]

Just my .02 but, sounds like ur venting, and maybe asking our POV? That long distance things' gotta suck. Too bad I'm all the way in Cali... I'd keep u company. Yeah, like thats the first time you heard that from a guy! LOL! I'd say don't sweat it. Unless u catch him in more lies... I'd say that's MY #1 pet peeve LIARS!

Haha yeah I don't care what he does as long as he doesn't lie.


And only the guys had no pants




But I sent him dirrty text messages and he got a stiffy at the party and had to hide it some how... Since he was wearing boxers...



I felt mucho grande!

[SiggyZ]

I find that one hard to believe Kristi, sorry.

Haha yeah I don't care what he does as long as he doesn't lie.

[86 IROC-Z]

I'm house sitting in north Dallas


And watching Held Hostage.

Maybe I'm the dumb one freaking myself out.....


Naaaah I love the thrill of expect the unexpected like serial kidnaping rapist bursting in thru the huge window next to me, slittingy throats and having their way with me and ripping my body parts off to spell things like SEXED UP

lolwtf?

I was getting into that before the bolded part

[davebowtie]

[QUOTE=toityme;2061789]Haha yeah I don't care what he does as long as he doesn't lie.=QUOTE]

Well hopefully he won't fool around behind your back, then "accidently" give u a STD/infection. Good luck w/ that.... Don't let him make u damaged goods!

[PontiacFan]

But I sent him dirrty text messages and he got a stiffy at the party and had to hide it some how... Since he was wearing boxers...

Well shet, ..., Now he's at a 'no pants' party with a bunch of guys, ..., with a hard-on, ..., What the phuk do you think is next?
That's just sick, ...

[ws62001]

He ain't trying to get lucky. He Loves you and misses you and this is a call
out to say Hey I'm still getting Hit on by the Woman. But what he's really saying is He wishes he was with you and misses the Sht out of you.

I was in College myself once moons ago and it was a long distance thing with the Girl I have been married to now for 24 Years. I lived in Champaign/Urbana Ill and she live in Fort Washington Maryland.

It all worked out great. We did get married 1 semester before we both Graduated and she transferred all her Credits to my School and we both Graduated together.

So What I'm saying is He misses you and He wants you to text him all kinds of nasty stuff and Nude Pics...

[toi tyme]

He ain't trying to get lucky. He Loves you and misses you and this is a call
out to say Hey I'm still getting Hit on by the Woman. But what he's really saying is He wishes he was with you and misses the Sht out of you.

I was in College myself once moons ago and it was a long distance thing with the Girl I have been married to now for 24 Years. I lived in Champaign/Urbana Ill and she live in Fort Washington Maryland.

It all worked out great. We did get married 1 semester before we both Graduated and she transferred all her Credits to my School and we both Graduated together.

So What I'm saying is He misses you and He wants you to text him all kinds of nasty stuff and Nude Pics...

BINGO! Exactly!!


I don't care what he does cuz I know he is loyal and he would never betray me.

As many times and ways i've fucked him over... And that he still wants me proves to me how he feels about me.

He would do anything for me... Anything. I don't ask for anything but this guys the real deal.

And vise versa.


Purpose of this thread = absolute bordom of house sitting. Haha





Oh and as for the mini horror story... I'm a writer.... Horror and I have published poems.... I love disgusting demented stuff. Lol

[35th-ANV-SS]

BINGO! Exactly!!


I don't care what he does cuz I know he is loyal and he would never betray me.

As many times and ways i've fucked him over... And that he still wants me proves to me how FAWKING STUPID HE IS FOR STILL WANTING ME.

He would do anything for me... Anything. I don't ask for anything but this guys the real deal.

And vise versa.


Purpose of this thread = absolute bordom of house sitting. Haha





Oh and as for the mini horror story... I'm a writer.... Horror and I have published poems.... I love disgusting demented stuff. Lol

Fixed.

[toi tyme]

Hahaha psssshhhhhhhhh

[35th-ANV-SS]

Hahaha psssshhhhhhhhh

I like giving you a hard time