What do you do for a living? How much do you make,

[doozjamann]

I'm a Unix Analyst/Windows/Unix Server Tech for

[hamburger68]

I’m a master at reading between the lines, what I see going on is…………….

1) The pretty girl is way too good for you and you’re upset about it.
2) The ugly smelly smart girl it too intelligent to date someone with your IQ, and of course this upsets you. Given the chance you would hit it anyway.
3) The stoner needs the smoke just to tolerate your shitty ass driving. You’re also upset he won’t share his weed with you. You also have a secret crush on him and are upset he’s not Bi.

I should get paid for this kind of accurate insight.

[SiggyZ]

I sell crack behind one of the local strip clubs. My take home is around 350g's per month.

[Blackbird WS6]

i stand on the side of the onramp of the highway holding a sign saying...... I WORK FOR FOOD.... i make about 3 cookies an hr

[tep98ws6]

Oh so you the guy on the other side of the phone...Just kidding... I am a Service and parts Manager for a Kia dealership mon.-fri. 8-5 no saturdays
1 tech-0 service and parts advisors...survey says...38k

Yeaaah... Which kia? We do some kia/hyundai and some vw/audi (the worst of the worst!!!!) i worked as an asst serv manager for two years before landing this job, id rather be on the serv side than the warranty side for sure

[nuttyprofessor]

Engineer - Chemical Just under 6 figs

[Spikito]

i make like 10k a year...i hate you people, lol

[Blackbird WS6]

i make like 10k a year...i hate you people, lol

dammmnit even you make more then me what is this world coming to lol

[Spikito]

dammmnit even you make more then me what is this world coming to lol

wtf do you do?

[Blackbird WS6]

wtf do you do?

pick up money off the floor when im walking to my van down by the river

[Spikito]

pick up money off the floor when im walking to my van down by the river

lol nice...im a part time nurse aide for the time being....get my degree this year

[LS1Jason]

Work for a Midstream company (gas pipelines). bout 75k'ish/year.

[86 IROC-Z]

I use monopoly money to pay for my bills. That way I save the real money. Buy my book and discover other ways to wealth.

[allbaugh_04]

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Sounds like my crew i worked with at pizza hut, except there are a lot of inbetweeners....so what do you exactly do??

[86 IROC-Z]

Sounds like my crew i worked with at pizza hut, except there are a lot of inbetweeners....so what do you exactly do??

Really?

[allbaugh_04]

Really?

Ya, add two bi chicks to your story, a bi guy, more stoners making deliveries while high, one on crack, middle age guy who needs more money, bi guy nails regional manager's daughter , lots of hott waitresses...there's even more characters in here lol

Damn what i wouldn't give to go back with the knowledge i have now. There's more to it, just keeping it short.

What do you do?

[86 IROC-Z]

Ya, add two bi chicks to your story, a bi guy, more stoners making deliveries while high, one on crack, middle age guy who needs more money, bi guy nails regional manager's daughter , lots of hott waitresses...there's even more characters in here lol

Damn what i wouldn't give to go back with the knowledge i have now. There's more to it, just keeping it short.

What do you do?

No, I meant "Really?" as in "You really didn't get the reference?"

[Ls1_385hp_T/A]

cashier. $9k a year

[iroc1185]

Engineer - Coal power plant company, 61K. I havent even been out of school for a year yet.

[JerseyLS1]

QA Engineer/ Business Process Engineering

About $72k a year.