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    Heart Attack Grill

    Check it out,weigh over 350lbs. eat for free

    http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html

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    Wow they dont kid they are trying to give you a heartattack.

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    I saw a show on that place. I'd like to eat there someday.....not for free though.

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    Those waitresses do not get paid enough. Seriously, they wheel chair you to your car after your meal. All those fat disgusting people. Fat people are nasty, if it was still survival of the fittest in the woods like caveman days those fatasses would get picked off first. Lets see you fight a bear when you can't even run fatass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    Those waitresses do not get paid enough. Seriously, they wheel chair you to your car after your meal. All those fat disgusting people. Fat people are nasty, if it was still survival of the fittest in the woods like caveman days those fatasses would get picked off first. Lets see you fight a bear when you can't even run fatass.
    there's one major difference that seperates people from bears......opposable thumbs. Why run when you can shoot it and eat it to get fatter and then use it's skin and fur as a coat during the winter time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    Those waitresses do not get paid enough. Seriously, they wheel chair you to your car after your meal. All those fat disgusting people. Fat people are nasty, if it was still survival of the fittest in the woods like caveman days those fatasses would get picked off first. Lets see you fight a bear when you can't even run fatass.

    Yeah, except what is more likely is that the economy will just get worse and worse until people start going without food. By the time the shit REALLY hits the fan, the fat people will be normal and the skinny people will be dead or defenseless.

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    Id definitely eat there if it were closer but I'd only go once a year then spend the rest of the year working it off to go back again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I saw a show on that place. I'd like to eat there someday.....not for free though.
    I would have liked to put your name some how in the thread title but i figured not to.

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    OK, I've let this charade go on long enough. I live in the Phoenix burbs and I've been to this place. While they serve high calorie food it isn't all it's put up to be. While there is alot of it, the food kinda sucked as the burgers are cooked on a grill but not a flame grill. You get egg on the burger also.

    OTOH, the gals are skimpily clad and some of them are (or at least were - I've heard they have a high turn over as the owner tries to put the move on all the servers) well put together.

    I'd rate a 7 out of a possible 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    OK, I've let this charade go on long enough. I live in the Phoenix burbs and I've been to this place. While they serve high calorie food it isn't all it's put up to be. While there is alot of it, the food kinda sucked as the burgers are cooked on a grill but not a flame grill. You get egg on the burger also.

    OTOH, the gals are skimpily clad and some of them are (or at least were - I've heard they have a high turn over as the owner tries to put the move on all the servers) well put together.

    I'd rate a 7 out of a possible 10.
    well, 4 out of 10 is my minimum standard for trying a place so I'd be all over this one. Some day I'll go in there and lay an ass beating on a burger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    well, 4 out of 10 is my minimum standard for trying a place so I'd be all over this one. Some day I'll go in there and lay an ass beating on a burger.
    While I didn't find any pubes in my burger, I heard that the owner bangs willing chicks on the food prep table.....

    Still wanna go????

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    While I didn't find any pubes in my burger, I heard that the owner bangs willing chicks on the food prep table.....

    Still wanna go????
    If she's good looking

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Manalishi View Post
    If she's good looking
    ....but would you eat the food?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    ....but would you eat the food?????
    Probably not. Most of those places like that aren't very good. I prefer the little mom and pop burger joints without gimmicks, just good food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    While I didn't find any pubes in my burger, I heard that the owner bangs willing chicks on the food prep table.....

    Still wanna go????
    I've seen some of the kids at mcdonalds that fix my food. There's really not a lot out there that'll scare me off these days. Most of those mcdonalds kids have so much acne it looks like they've been bobbing for french fries.

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    Ever had one picking/popping said acne while taking your order or giving you food? I guess they get to a point where they don't care. What's worse is when you get those people at the drive through and you can't see them before hand...

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    I guess you could say that place is "american" it's for the 2/3 of americans that are overweight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    well, 4 out of 10 is my minimum standard for trying a place so I'd be all over this one. Some day I'll go in there and lay an ass beating on a burger.
    So your 110lbs away from a vacation & free meal? BINGO

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