Bad sign

**Sarge** · 05-22-2009, 01:47 PM

Just shot a squirrel ( I hate squirrels) and went out to throw his dead ass in the pasture for the coyotes/wolves and noticed he had huge man squirrel balls. I picked him up for a "squirrel scan" and he had 3 balls. I shit you not. 3 fucking balls.
I think I just killed the Harry Reams of the squirrel world and bad things is gonna happen to me now for sure. All the girl squirrels gonna kick my ass.

**Nhra Firebird** · 05-22-2009, 01:54 PM

pics or it didn't happen.

**Nero.Jacinth** · 05-22-2009, 01:55 PM

Better watch out for those squirrels with pitch forks and torches....

**Sarge** · 05-22-2009, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

pics or it didn't happen.

If I took "pics" for the "Pic Fags" everytime I shot a squirrel there would be no bandwidth left to sell ShamWows or for you to make your useless idiotic post.

**KahanaReef** · 05-22-2009, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

If I took "pics" for the "Pic Fags" everytime I shot a squirrel there would be no bandwidth left to sell ShamWows or for you to make your useless idiotic post.

Yeah, but how many times do you shoot a squirrel with 3 balls???

That is a kodak moment

Pics or it didn't happen

**1 RedHot TransAm** · 05-22-2009, 05:12 PM

Eh, might be good luck like 4 Leaf clovers, Maybe a 3 balls squrrel is just as lucky.

**pajeff02** · 05-22-2009, 05:40 PM

I think I would be getting my water tested if I shot a three balled squirrel around my house. You grow another nut and there's no telling what Mama is going to do... SNIP... to you!

**SiggyZ** · 05-22-2009, 05:45 PM

I think Sarge is the one with the 3 balls here. Quit blaming it on the poor rodent you filled full of lead.

**Nhra Firebird** · 05-22-2009, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

If I took "pics" for the "Pic Fags" everytime I shot a squirrel there would be no bandwidth left to sell ShamWows or for you to make your useless idiotic post.

Useless idiotic posts

that really hurts me sarge

**0rion** · 05-22-2009, 05:52 PM

I've killed literally thousands of squirrels in my life. I used to hunt them a lot growing up. Not once in the thousands that I shot did I take the time to inspect their package.

**mrwdjv** · 05-22-2009, 06:15 PM

LOL I hsave missed you crazy peeps!!!

**TransAm11973** · 05-22-2009, 06:51 PM

eww

**speedingfish** · 05-22-2009, 06:56 PM

Get 'em bronzed and hang 'em on your rearview!

**zero_proto** · 05-22-2009, 10:29 PM

i got three balls

**KahanaReef** · 05-22-2009, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by zero_proto

i got three balls

Your big toes don't count

**El Toro Loco** · 05-22-2009, 11:58 PM

3 fuckin nuts

***doberman 152*** · 05-23-2009, 05:02 AM

Would this count as a three balled squirrel

**transamprincess98** · 05-23-2009, 05:06 AM

I'm still trying to figure out why you would check its nuts

**Sarge** · 05-23-2009, 05:47 AM

Well kid you couldn't miss it. He had hit the ground on his back and his balls were "noticeable".....I was like WTF these dude got here?
OK TAMP you busted me. I am a squirrel fag in real life. But at least I don't drive a fucking Volvo.

***doberman 152*** · 05-23-2009, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Well kid you couldn't miss it. He had hit the ground on his back and his balls were "noticeable".....I was like WTF these dude got here?
OK TAMP you busted me. I am a squirrel fag in real life. But at least I don't drive a fucking Volvo.

^^ I knew it ^^