Whats the deal with everyone?

[Smittro]

I heard this, in a movie once. Went something like this:

"I find the source of the stress, and break their legs"

[zero_proto]

And I'll just you

yeah, i doubt that....because if you try. I will man handle you by your arm, swing you around and throw you into the kitchen, now get'ta cookin

[transamprincess98]

yeah, i doubt that....because if you try. I will man handle you by your arm, swing you around and throw you into the kitchen, now get'ta cookin

If you think you are a big enough man you can attempt that

[0rion]

yeah, i doubt that....because if you try. I will man handle you by your arm, swing you around and throw you into the kitchen, now get'ta cookin

the problem with that statement is everyone knows women these days can't cook. Been a long time since I met a woman under 30 that knew how to make fresh biscuits.

[doberman 152]

I think if everybody had a near death experience they would no longer think of being pissy......

[zero_proto]

If you think you are a big enough man you can attempt that

oh, this latin stud can

[ls1blackbeauty98]

the problem with that statement is everyone knows women these days can't cook. Been a long time since I met a woman under 30 that knew how to make fresh biscuits.

pilsbury hello!
pop open up the tube thingy, place them on an ungreased baking sheet 8-10 min at 400 and there ya have it, biscuits

[ntimid8r]

pilsbury hello!
pop open up the tube thingy, place them on an ungreased baking sheet 8-10 min at 400 and there ya have it, biscuits

Remind me to say, "No thank you" when you offer me some of those biscuits.

[0rion]

pilsbury hello!
pop open up the tube thingy, place them on an ungreased baking sheet 8-10 min at 400 and there ya have it, biscuits

true story....... my mom judged girls on their ability to cook biscuits. If a girl didn't know how to make biscuits then she must've not been brought up right. She was old fashioned that way.....and could make some kick ass biscuits. My dad used to joke and say when they first got married he was the test dummy for her biscuits for years and we had him to thank because he suffered through those first couple of years until she got good at it.....used to piss mom off when he said that.

[cammed goat]

Well, if it's any consolation, I have been dealing with more procrastinators this week than last week due to the holiday weekend.

[bigrondownhiller]

I think if everybody had a near death experience they would no longer think of being pissy......

I have had many oh shit moments but I am still pissed.

[bigrondownhiller]

Does it help that I equally torment everyone I come into contact with?

I am especially mean to people shorter than I am though

If you are under 5'4" then that only leaves midgets and children.

[cammed goat]

If you are under 5'4" then that only leaves midgets and children.

OOF!!!

[langss]

true story....... my mom judged girls on their ability to cook biscuits. If a girl didn't know how to make biscuits then she must've not been brought up right. She was old fashioned that way.....and could make some kick ass biscuits. My dad used to joke and say when they first got married he was the test dummy for her biscuits for years and we had him to thank because he suffered through those first couple of years until she got good at it.....used to piss mom off when he said that.

That's really funny because my first wife was a really good cook for a JAP,(jewish american princess).She was really good with the cars as well.Turned into the wife from hell and I never even saw her head spin around.My second wife is a much better cook,but thinks cars are like shopping carts.Oh well you cant have everything.

[levityinc3]

It's hot as shit and my winshield is cracked.

[Neo]

I'm PMS'ing.

[Zapper2003]

[cammed goat]

Everyone's having HOT FLASHES as of lately.

[Y2KPewterSS]

[Y2KPewterSS]