Is my friend gay or something? WTF!

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-09-2009, 01:38 AM

The only reason I am complaining about him is because he is starting to be a smart ass.

He is starting to talk back to me, and get a little bit of an attitude.

Calling me Big Dumb John, Mr. Desperate, Desperado, etc.

I don’t mind it as a joke once in awhile, but he is saying the shit everyday.

Especially when I talk to a girl he starts saying stupid shit loud enough for the girl to hear.

I don’t talk to every girl I see, I just say a joke or talk to a hot girl sometimes.

He said he wanted to get out of the house. I am doing him a favor by training him at the gym, taking him to Daytona for his first spring break, taking him to his first strip club, taking him to clubs, etc.

And he wants to talk shit.

He pissed me off enough one time for me to say, shut up or I am going to beat your ass.

And he laughed and said he is a black belt.

I can’t beat him up, he is too small. It will make me look like a pussy if I beat up a little guy.

Plus sometimes he is alright, but sometimes he can be the most annoying person.

Also, the Strip Club I took him too in Daytona Beach was called Biggins. Every stripper I got a lap dance from let me touch her ass, tits, or anything else I wanted.

I didn’t see any other guys playing with tits, but they were too stupid I guess.

You’re paying money for a girl to dance on you, you better grab something! LOL

**shady milkman** · 04-09-2009, 04:13 AM

looks like you can dish it out..but cant take it...and you are a pussy...you constantly ask a INTERNET FORUM! for relationship advice..sounds like a pussy to me

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 04-09-2009, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by shady milkman

looks like you can dish it out..but cant take it...and you are a pussy...you constantly ask a INTERNET FORUM! for relationship advice..sounds like a pussy to me

Fuck you. LOL

I don’t make fun of this guy.

I am trying to help him out, getting him out of the house, and he is getting on my nerves.

I just posted it on here, just to get it out, so I don’t beat his ass.

**shady milkman** · 04-09-2009, 05:13 AM

no fuck you for "helping him out"..maybe he doesnt need your help..and judging by the fact your going to the strip club to touch some tits..your not the one to give him help.

**1 RedHot TransAm** · 04-09-2009, 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by shady milkman

no fuck you for "helping him out"..maybe he doesnt need your help..and judging by the fact your going to the strip club to touch some tits..your not the one to give him help.

ouch

**JoshieDoom** · 04-09-2009, 06:20 AM

Dinner = 34.59
Movie 16.43

Not going to jail, getting laid, and having a set of titties that cooks and doesnt carry STDs..

haha not pricesless... they always cost something.. just less than a strip club does..

**FasstChevys** · 04-09-2009, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

The only reason I am complaining about him is because he is starting to be a smart ass.

He is starting to talk back to me, and get a little bit of an attitude.

Calling me Big Dumb John, Mr. Desperate, Desperado, etc.

I don’t mind it as a joke once in awhile, but he is saying the shit everyday.

Especially when I talk to a girl he starts saying stupid shit loud enough for the girl to hear.

I don’t talk to every girl I see, I just say a joke or talk to a hot girl sometimes.

He said he wanted to get out of the house. I am doing him a favor by training him at the gym, taking him to Daytona for his first spring break, taking him to his first strip club, taking him to clubs, etc.

And he wants to talk shit.

He pissed me off enough one time for me to say, shut up or I am going to beat your ass.

And he laughed and said he is a black belt.

I can’t beat him up, he is too small. It will make me look like a pussy if I beat up a little guy.

Plus sometimes he is alright, but sometimes he can be the most annoying person.

Also, the Strip Club I took him too in Daytona Beach was called Biggins. Every stripper I got a lap dance from let me touch her ass, tits, or anything else I wanted.

I didn’t see any other guys playing with tits, but they were too stupid I guess.

You’re paying money for a girl to dance on you, you better grab something! LOL

dude, this is so easy to figure out, it's not even funny..........

the lil' fucker is jealous of you and how 'seemingly' outgoing you are.........

that's all this is......that's why he's backtalking you, etc, etc.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-09-2009, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

The only reason I am complaining about him is because he is starting to be a smart ass.

He is starting to talk back to me, and get a little bit of an attitude.

Calling me Big Dumb John, Mr. Desperate, Desperado, etc.

I don’t mind it as a joke once in awhile, but he is saying the shit everyday.

Especially when I talk to a girl he starts saying stupid shit loud enough for the girl to hear.

I don’t talk to every girl I see, I just say a joke or talk to a hot girl sometimes.

He said he wanted to get out of the house. I am doing him a favor by training him at the gym, taking him to Daytona for his first spring break, taking him to his first strip club, taking him to clubs, etc.

And he wants to talk shit.

He pissed me off enough one time for me to say, shut up or I am going to beat your ass.

And he laughed and said he is a black belt.

I can’t beat him up, he is too small. It will make me look like a pussy if I beat up a little guy.

Plus sometimes he is alright, but sometimes he can be the most annoying person.

Also, the Strip Club I took him too in Daytona Beach was called Biggins. Every stripper I got a lap dance from let me touch her ass, tits, or anything else I wanted.

I didn’t see any other guys playing with tits, but they were too stupid I guess.

You’re paying money for a girl to dance on you, you better grab something! LOL

Found something that might help you out:

http://lrs.ed.uiuc.edu/students/fwalters/para.html

**chiller2484** · 04-09-2009, 07:03 AM

**310stanger** · 04-09-2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by shady milkman

no fuck you for "helping him out"..maybe he doesnt need your help..and judging by the fact your going to the strip club to touch some tits..your not the one to give him help.

thats what ya do at strip clubs bro lol

**shady milkman** · 04-09-2009, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

thats what ya do at strip clubs bro lol

yea but anyone can go to the strip club and touch tits...somehow eliminator thinks this makes him a mack and gives him the right..or the know-how to "help" his friend ....a 500lb transvestite can walk in and touch tits at a strip club..no game is needed.

**FasstChevys** · 04-09-2009, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

thats what ya do at strip clubs bro lol

**I.B. Pimpin** · 04-09-2009, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by tnthub

He is probably just insecure... Maybe he is a virgin, maybe he has a small dick, maybe he has some private religious beliefs that make him uncomfortable, maybe he is gay... It doesn't matter. He is your friend and friends accept who the other is and generally don't try to make them uncomfortable.

I had a friend in college who had skin problems, talked with a lisp, had asthma, and never went out with girls except to have platonic fun. He was really smart (triple major and honors in four years), had a great sense of humor, played a great poker game, and was really helpful to me. It did not matter to me if he was gay or not but he never admitted to it and never said anything about it.

He died last year at the age of 49 from cancer. His live in boyfriend was heartbroken.

What matters is how we treat the people that earn our friendship.

Well said.

**cammed goat** · 04-09-2009, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by JoshieDoom

Dinner = 34.59
Movie 16.43

Not going to jail, getting laid, and having a set of titties that cooks and doesnt carry STDs..

haha not pricesless... they always cost something.. just less than a strip club does..

I used to hang with a guy who would talk about blowjobs around women he had just met. I tried to stay way from him and he would follow me around asking me about selling him my parts. The kid was a waste of flesh IMO. And his excuse ALWAYS was "Oh...I got A.D.D.!" 20 years old and thinks he's a porn star. Sometimes I wonder if he got himself a JOB yet?

**67CamaroRSSS** · 04-09-2009, 02:23 PM

Most everything I say around women is a double entendre. Some understand. Most enjoy the intelligent banter. Sometimes it even gets me laid - like last weekend!

**bmyers** · 04-09-2009, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by bigrondownhiller

You need to visit Vegas.

been there.....i should have mentioned with the exception of vegas.

**INMY01TA** · 04-09-2009, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by shady milkman

WWED.............what would elvis do ?

i think you calling/thinking he is gay..is like the pot calling the kettle black...lkast time i checked..i havent seen your friend post pictures of himself flexing and shit on a car forum...want to talk about gay...thats the ticket right there

maybe your friend doesnt want some loose ass sluts waving their fun bags in his face..nothing wrong with that ..so while you act all "macho" he is comfortable enough not to need to act the part...and by the way..if you would have pushed me up and made me fall..i would have shoved that stripper poll down your throat...so you should
1) appoligize to him for being a ass clown evlis
2) thank him for taking it so lightly

Ditto on ALL counts.

**TheKitchenSink** · 04-10-2009, 01:38 AM

No sir, you are the one who is gay.

**TransAm11973** · 04-11-2009, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by shady milkman

yea but anyone can go to the strip club and touch tits...somehow eliminator thinks this makes him a mack and gives him the right..or the know-how to "help" his friend ....a 500lb transvestite can walk in and touch tits at a strip club..no game is needed.

ew to 500lb tranny.......