*Hisssss* *waterfall* F my life

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-30-2009, 01:37 PM

So I pull in a parking space at my apartment complex after a 2 hour drive from home. I was already delayed because I had to buy a fifth fucking battery. I walk around to the passenger door and grab one of my bags. I set it down on the ground, about to return to get another bag, when I hear it.

It sounds like Niagra Falls from far away. I look up. My car decided it wants to be a volcano and is spewing toxic steam from every space between hood and fender that it can. I look down. It's like a green tsunami, pouring, splashing, and running like a bad scat porno. My car has just successfully summarized two natural disasters in one go.

So I'm standing in the parking lot with my thumb up my ass, having passersby lol at me, not a clue what the fuck to do. I walk around the car and look at the green river that has now found a home against the curb. I look at it closely and see what I was dreading:

The rainbow swirls accompanying the coolant.

FUCK.
MY.
LIFE.

**Zapper2003** · 03-30-2009, 01:40 PM

soo the tranny fluid cooler took a peup too?

**LS1Jason** · 03-30-2009, 01:42 PM

really hate to hear that about anyones vehicle.

**Hi-Po** · 03-30-2009, 01:44 PM

Yes, abandon that car or turn it in for scrap steal.

**1 RedHot TransAm** · 03-30-2009, 04:06 PM

ahh that sucks man

**TempleU_WS6** · 03-30-2009, 04:17 PM

It was a matter of time until your I-Roc became an hero due to all your shit talking on it.

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-30-2009, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6

It was a matter of time until your I-Roc became an hero due to all your shit talking on it.

**Zapper2003** · 03-30-2009, 04:26 PM

if you do get rid of it...what the fuck will you talk about? You'll be a boring sombitch!

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-30-2009, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

if you do get rid of it...what the fuck will you talk about? You'll be a boring sombitch!

I'll find an even bigger shit of a car.

**GTP231** · 03-30-2009, 04:33 PM

There's one bigger than an IROC?

**Zapper2003** · 03-30-2009, 04:33 PM

dude, cheap and easy: 1993-ish Plymouth Acclaim, 2.5L 4cyl, 3spd auto. 4 door, white ext. crushed red velour interior. I ain't kidding.

oh yeahhhh

How 'bout that talon?

The only thing almost cooler..the OJ mobile..

**jaslivers** · 03-30-2009, 04:35 PM

this was the dd right? not the trailer queen?

**Zapper2003** · 03-30-2009, 04:38 PM

isn't that a paradox? DD/Trailer Queen?

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-30-2009, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by jaslivers

this was the dd right? not the trailer queen?

Yeah, the DD, thank god.

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

isn't that a paradox? DD/Trailer Queen?

He was referring to my post in this thread: http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110402

**Zapper2003** · 03-30-2009, 04:51 PM

i'm confused, but I think i know what this is.

**jaslivers** · 03-30-2009, 04:52 PM

good to hear, so what does the "track car" have in her?

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-30-2009, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by jaslivers

good to hear, so what does the "track car" have in her?

Lots of empty Mountain Dew cans and probably another fossilized mouse or two (For those who remember that).

**jaslivers** · 03-30-2009, 04:58 PM

not quite what i ment

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-30-2009, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by jaslivers

not quite what i ment

I know... but I can't say, otherwise people won't race me for fear of losing

**jaslivers** · 03-30-2009, 05:00 PM

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