Sex in Work Bathroom! Do I look pathetic?

**t-rock** · 03-06-2009, 05:36 PM

play it cool till youre alone then get her doggy style slap her on her ass and tell her thats how her sister likes it and hold on for dear life then grudge fuck the hell out of her.
that will teach her to lead you on again lol.

**cammed goat** · 03-06-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by t-rock

play it cool till youre alone then get her doggy style slap her on her ass and tell her thats how her sister likes it and hold on for dear life then grudge fuck the hell out of her.
that will teach her to lead you on again lol.

^^buckin bronco.

**t-rock** · 03-06-2009, 06:12 PM

yup rodeo style

**korndawg** · 03-06-2009, 06:12 PM

Or Donkey punch her.

**Anthracis** · 03-06-2009, 06:51 PM

Oops, sorry honey...it slipped. Wrong hole!

**toi tyme** · 03-06-2009, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

This TOTALLY blew up in my face!
So what the motherfucking fuck. I was seriously SO damn dissapointed. I am divastated.

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?

Speaking as a girl, I woulda done it! hell why not?! Youre exactly right! Kinky as hell horny as hell, cant wait any longer so just effing do it!

I am guilty of having sex while on the clock.. and is such a rush!

Im disappointed she didnt do it

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 03-07-2009, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

GF : You should want to come up here to see me cuz you miss me and you love me not cause you want to fuck... in the bathroom!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM

This TOTALLY blew up in my face!
So what the motherfucking fuck. I was seriously SO damn dissapointed. I am divastated.

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?

She a clinger? Cause my girl is and she says that word for word all the time...if she didn't pay half of everything i'd shit can her ass.

**Narcissistic** · 03-07-2009, 07:12 AM

Hi-Po....It happens man.

**ls1camino** · 03-07-2009, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

Speaking as a girl, I woulda done it! hell why not?! Youre exactly right! Kinky as hell horny as hell, cant wait any longer so just effing do it!

I am guilty of having sex while on the clock.. and is such a rush!

Im disappointed she didnt do it

We've had so many sex-at-work incidents it's no even funny...I don't even use the bathroom downstairs anymore.

I walked in on a military couple and was offered the chance to tag team in when he was done...sloppy seconds with a slutty-ass army chick when I'm engaged is not a good idea in my mind...I turned around and walked out.

**Narcissistic** · 03-07-2009, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

We've had so many sex-at-work incidents it's no even funny...I don't even use the bathroom downstairs anymore.

I walked in on a military couple and was offered the chance to tag team in when he was done...sloppy seconds with a slutty-ass army chick when I'm engaged is not a good idea in my mind...I turned around and walked out.

I think slutty ass is redundant. I woulda been gone at the mention of "army"

**Boomer Sooner** · 03-07-2009, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

She a clinger? Cause my girl is and she says that word for word all the time...if she didn't pay half of everything i'd shit can her ass.

**Hi-Po** · 03-07-2009, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

Speaking as a girl, I woulda done it! hell why not?! Youre exactly right! Kinky as hell horny as hell, cant wait any longer so just effing do it!

I am guilty of having sex while on the clock.. and is such a rush!

Im disappointed she didnt do it

Why do you have to live so far away?

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

She a clinger? Cause my girl is and she says that word for word all the time...if she didn't pay half of everything i'd shit can her ass.

Yes, she is. But she is a good girl

Originally Posted by Narcissistic

Hi-Po....It happens man.

Well, I had 4 happy ending's last night. If that counts towards anything?

**Boomer Sooner** · 03-07-2009, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Well, I had 4 happy ending's last night. If that counts towards anything?

So, your girlfriend let you have sex with four other girls?

**Narcissistic** · 03-07-2009, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Well, I had 4 happy ending's last night. If that counts towards anything?

I think the counter-measure minimum to reverse the suckiness of that night needs to be 5 happy endings. But, I guess it's close enough.

**doozjamann** · 03-07-2009, 08:43 AM

Sounds like a little P.I.I.T.B. revenge time.

Put It In The Butt

**Narcissistic** · 03-07-2009, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by doozjamann

Sounds like a little P.I.I.T.B. revenge time.

Put It In The Butt

I second the motion.

**Hi-Po** · 03-07-2009, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by doozjamann

Sounds like a little P.I.I.T.B. revenge time.

Put It In The Butt

I thought about putting the text up here that she sent me when she was leaving work.

GF : And dont even TRY to put it in my ass tonight.

Me: Whatever and I calmly set the phone down.

**Narcissistic** · 03-07-2009, 08:46 AM

If she really sent that....Then that's hilarious.

**Boomer Sooner** · 03-07-2009, 08:50 AM

My girlfriend is stingy as hell with her asshole.

I have to wait till she goes to sleep before I can stick it in her ass.

**tnthub** · 03-07-2009, 08:58 AM

The last time I ha"fun" in a bathroom was my freshman year at college. This particular bathroom was on the ground floor with four floors of guys overhead and her room was in a separate wing. Just outside the bathroom was the main lounge where a bunch of fellows were watching a football game.

So... We go into the bathroom and she props herself up on top of the toilet... I take care of her first and then she takes care of me.

She had removed her jeans and underwear and dropped them on the floow (gross), and I just dropped mine down to my ankles but kept my shoes on.

What we never realized is the way she was propped up on the toilet offset it just enough to loosen a water feed pipe...

After we were finished we went to dress ourselves and evey stitch of clothing that was at floor level was completely soaked.

I ended up running up to my fourth floor room to get her a bathrobe so she could leave. Everyone knew what happened and the jokes went on for several weeks.