Beat my ticket!

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-25-2009, 05:02 PM

In reference to this topic, My father once sat behind a lady at a red light...
It turned green, she sat there...
He honked a few times,
the light turned Back to red...
He's mad.
Green again... She is still sitting.
He honks once more, light goes red again.
Keep in mind she's looking around, & talking on a phone.
He's yelling out the window.
Light turns green AGAIN... she STILL doesn't go!!!
He pushes the 4lo button, bumps up to her,
and shoves her minivan drivin' ass thru the intersection...
when he lets up, he preps to get out and swap ins. info...
She speeds off!!!!!

Swear.

**c5z28** · 02-25-2009, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

In reference to this topic, My father once sat behind a lady at a red light...
It turned green, she sat there...
He honked a few times,
the light turned Back to red...
He's mad.
Green again... She is still sitting.
He honks once more, light goes red again.
Keep in mind she's looking around, & talking on a phone.
He's yelling out the window.
Light turns green AGAIN... she STILL doesn't go!!!
He pushes the 4lo button, bumps up to her,
and shoves her minivan drivin' ass thru the intersection...
when he lets up, he preps to get out and swap ins. info...
She speeds off!!!!!

Swear.

I can't fathom someone could make that up. Just watch an episode of cops I believe you. Now I probably would have gotten out of the car by the second light and given her a reason to move.

**Rob00Taws6** · 02-25-2009, 05:16 PM

WOW a horn??? thats crazy, absolutely crazy. They do that in China? they still shoot you for blowing your horn in Tiananmen square?

**c5z28** · 02-25-2009, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Rob00Taws6

WOW a horn??? thats crazy, absolutely crazy. They do that in China? they still shoot you for blowing your horn in Tiananmen square?

Say now that's dangerous thinking best keep to your own buisness or there is trouble to be had.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-25-2009, 05:19 PM

^^^

**Rob00Taws6** · 02-25-2009, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

Say now that's dangerous thinking best keep to your own buisness or there is trouble to be had.

I apologize, I do that sometimes, mean no harm by it! You from the Chesapeake Bay area? or some where else?

**c5z28** · 02-25-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Rob00Taws6

I apologize, I do that sometimes, mean no harm by it! You from the Chesapeake Bay area? or some where else?

San Francisco bay area, Califuckinfornia USA

**Smkn_TA** · 02-25-2009, 10:09 PM

I drive by my friends place often, if she is out jogging I honk to get her attention and wave, that's illegal? Wow...also, in parking lot, when someone walks right in front of my car and doesn't realize I am in it, I honk just to see how high they can jump.

**c5z28** · 02-26-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

I drive by my friends place often, if she is out jogging I honk to get her attention and wave, that's illegal? Wow...also, in parking lot, when someone walks right in front of my car and doesn't realize I am in it, I honk just to see how high they can jump.

You missed where I live CALIFUCKINFORNIA!

**bigrondownhiller** · 02-26-2009, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by ztrouble

Depends on where you are. I remember signs in NYC that stated honking your horn was punishable by up to a $500 fine or some such

This is true. Not sure on the fine though. Next time I see one maybe I can get a pic.

**bigrondownhiller** · 02-26-2009, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

That's like seeing a deer on a mountain road and most retards swerve to miss the fricken deer and end up over a cliff or into a tree just damn incompetence. Other than that that's funny.

Have you seen what a deer can do to a car?

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-26-2009, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Just got my Texas CDL-B, the test and study guide, instruct you CLEARLY to flash your high beams AND HONK YOUR HORN ONCE, to alert the driver in front of you, that you intend to pass.............

No mention of putting your hazards on to let the driver know you have passed them and got in front of them?

**c5z28** · 02-26-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by bigrondownhiller

Have you seen what a deer can do to a car?

Yes I ran one over to- but that's another story, for the majority of people who have car that won't end up under a deer it's better to hit one head on then go say in the opposite lane or swirve into a tree which is what most people do. My ex neighbor wrecked 3 cars in 2 years no that is not a typo, and she managed to roll one a 25mph zone how the fuck did that happen? Some people just should not drive.

**c5z28** · 02-26-2009, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

No mention of putting your hazards on to let the driver know you have passed them and got in front of them?

No that is what loose change is for

**Rob00Taws6** · 02-26-2009, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

Yes I ran one over to- but that's another story, for the majority of people who have car that won't end up under a deer it's better to hit one head on then go say in the opposite lane or swirve into a tree which is what most people do. My ex neighbor wrecked 3 cars in 2 years no that is not a typo, and she managed to roll one a 25mph zone how the fuck did that happen? Some people just should not drive.

Just picked up BowHunting (I'm very green still) haven't managed to pick off one with an arrow going 300 ft per second? I'll get my venison jerky.

**Kaotic_ws6** · 02-26-2009, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Emergency like what? What could be a fucking emergency worthy enough of The Horn?

Oh my god, Im going to crash into this concrete wall!! EMERGENCY!!! HONK YOUR HORN!!!

Oh my god, my engine just seized up doing 80 mph, EMERGENCY!!! HONK YOUR HORN!!!

Seriously, WTF did they make a damn horn for if you cant use it on stupid people. Someone sitting at a green light is a danger to people traveling on that road. They see green, do not slow down over a slight hill (whatever) and then slam into a damn artard sleeping at a green.

Good you won that. Wonder what would have happened had the popo shown up.

slam into a damn artard sleeping at the green

that one got me, funny as shit

**Kaotic_ws6** · 02-26-2009, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

In reference to this topic, My father once sat behind a lady at a red light...
It turned green, she sat there...
He honked a few times,
the light turned Back to red...
He's mad.
Green again... She is still sitting.
He honks once more, light goes red again.
Keep in mind she's looking around, & talking on a phone.
He's yelling out the window.
Light turns green AGAIN... she STILL doesn't go!!!
He pushes the 4lo button, bumps up to her,
and shoves her minivan drivin' ass thru the intersection...
when he lets up, he preps to get out and swap ins. info...
She speeds off!!!!!

Swear.

lmao