I love Valentines day

**0rion** · 02-15-2009, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by Spikito

As for my valentines day, she didnt want to spend money, for either of us. we were both off work yesterday too. well i cook for her on a regluar basis, but she never cooks, only cuz we always eat at my house. So she comes over around lunch, we eat something real simple, then curl up on the couch under a big blanket and watch some movies. then she gets some food that she bought and cooked me dinner. We then went to the lake and took a nice walk. when she left I gave her flowers and a framed picture of us on our first date.

btw i got the flowers at walmart, they looked badass, until i got home, where the buds were touching each other on the inside had died, cant see that till you get them out of the plastic, and 3//4 of the leaves fell off, i had to throw 5 of the 12 away, but she didnt notice.

cheap skate.......

**0rion** · 02-15-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Spikito

Orion....you're a dumbass

I would never deny that.

**StuntmanMike** · 02-15-2009, 09:49 AM

Dude, you've only been seeing this girl a few weeks and she's already giving you shit?

F that. You're WAY better off w/out her.

Any girl gives me any crap after a few weeks, she's gone.

No reason to be fighting about anything after just a few weeks, you're still just trying to get to kow each other.

**LgndKller20073** · 02-15-2009, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

Your only 20 dude, plenty more mistakes to be made. how was she?

Definitely had better. she wouldn't ever even get on top cause of the way her hair looked....wtf? the only position she ever wanted to do was missionary. it was pretty boring actually. i have to find me a freak lol

Originally Posted by cammed goat

See. This is why I am glad I am single and am hesitant to date. This chick sounds like she has ALOT of secrets. I have met countless women who try to play it up to be the "woman of my dreams" BUUUUUUT, I sit back and watch. I ALWAYS find out she is NOT what I want and she just wants to aggrevate others. NOT COOL. I tell women from the get go, if they are, indeed, interested, that I am a quiet, diplomatic guy who needs no clowns in my life whatsoever. I was raised by that old saying that I am a representative of my family and NEVER embarass my family, for I am my family's future. Well, IMO failure is NOT an option. OP, you did all you could and this woman mooched off of you. Just be glad it was roses. Could have been worse/more expensive. Could have been a ring or a car she would have refused to return to you. She is the waste of flesh, NOT YOU. Leave her alone. She will go around bashing you, BUT there will be that special woman who will see you for who you are and she will respect your standards in life. Who knows, the ex might play with fire and get that ONE BURN that wil NEVER GO AWAY. Just steer clear of the fallout if it does indeed happen. I know there is someone out there for me, BUT, seeing all the "Girls Gone Wild/Couyote Ugly" wannabes makes me cringe at the possibility of dating. IMO, dating is a BIG responsibility, too bad society refuses to see my points of view.

She used to be fat so that's where all her self esteem issues come from. And I've found the girl I want to be with. she understands me and gets all my sense of humor and sarcasm and she's pretty much the same way. but i've been chasing that for 7 months and other than one night, things won't progress any farther

**c5z28** · 02-15-2009, 10:02 AM

So what do women really want?

**Hi-Po** · 02-15-2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by LgndKller20073

Definitely had better. she wouldn't ever even get on top cause of the way her hair looked....wtf? the only position she ever wanted to do was missionary. it was pretty boring actually. i have to find me a freak lol

She used to be fat

That girl sounds like a boring little bitch. Her hair looks bad when on top? WTF?

Dropping her is a blessing in disguise.

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-15-2009, 10:49 AM

You should call her up and tell her you just got back from the clinic and that you came back positive for AIDS, and that she might want to get tested.

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-15-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by LgndKller20073

i have to find me a freak lol

I can hook you up with my slut in my avatar if you'd like.

**Spikito** · 02-15-2009, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

You should call her up and tell her you just got back from the clinic and that you came back positive for AIDS, and that she might want to get tested.

chlamydia or syphilis are more believable. girls can get the former and not even know they have it

**Tonik** · 02-15-2009, 11:14 AM

Pizza: 30.00
Beer: 15.00
Having a Girlfriend that enjoys the above 2 on valentines day with a Star Wars marathon: Priceless

Pick up a nerdy girl, much more fun (and cheaper) than most women.

**LgndKller20073** · 02-15-2009, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

That girl sounds like a boring little bitch. Her hair looks bad when on top? WTF?

Dropping her is a blessing in disguise.

thats what I thought. Who actually is going to look good during sex?

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

I can hook you up with my slut in my avatar if you'd like.

Nice, where's she at?

**Tonik** · 02-15-2009, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by LgndKller20073

thats what I thought. Who actually is going to look good during sex?

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**Hi-Po** · 02-15-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Tonik

Pizza: 30.00
Beer: 15.00
Having a Girlfriend that enjoys the above 2 on valentines day with a Star Wars marathon: Priceless

Pick up a nerdy girl, much more fun (and cheaper) than most women.

Dude, you totally had me jealous until you said Star Wars. Star Wars?

Now, if it was a James Bond marathon... Perfect.

**Hi-Po** · 02-15-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Tonik

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Dude, no nerd looks good during sex.

**Tonik** · 02-15-2009, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Dude, you totally had me jealous until you said Star Wars. Star Wars?

Now, if it was a James Bond marathon... Perfect.

I'm definitely not knocking a James Bond marathon...
We're a little more nerdy than that though (if you haven't noticed my avatar). Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, fuckin' Harry Potter... all that kinda stuff. We love us some magic and shit.

**Hi-Po** · 02-15-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Tonik

I'm definitely not knocking a James Bond marathon...
We're a little more nerdy than that though (if you haven't noticed my avatar). Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, fuckin' Harry Potter... all that kinda stuff. We love us some magic and shit.

May the Force be with you.

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-15-2009, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Spikito

chlamydia or syphilis are more believable. girls can get the former and not even know they have it

True.

I had a brain fart. I couldn't think of any other sexually transmitted diseases off the top of my head at the time.

Originally Posted by LgndKller20073

Nice, where's she at?

She's currently serving a client. I will have to check her schedule and I will get back to you.

I will need a $250 security deposit shipped to PO BOX 773 Verdigris, Oklahoma before we make any arangements for my client to pleasure you.

**Hi-Po** · 02-15-2009, 11:58 AM

Shit, I have that girl in my porno's so many times. Save your money, shes blown out.

**Smkn_TA** · 02-15-2009, 12:17 PM

Fella's Fella's, as long as it's not the fucking Rocky marathon who cares.

**LgndKller20073** · 02-15-2009, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Tonik

Pizza: 30.00
Beer: 15.00
Having a Girlfriend that enjoys the above 2 on valentines day with a Star Wars marathon: Priceless

Pick up a nerdy girl, much more fun (and cheaper) than most women.

That sounds kind of like what I posted a few days ago....

Flowers-$81
13th row center court nuggets/celtics tickets-$218
Having her stop talking to you and not being able to get a refund-Priceless