Tales of Orion

[KahanaReef]

[cammed goat]

Yup. Another thread that delivers.

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

[JoshieDoom]

Woah holy shit how did I miss this one

[ls1camino]

Woah holy shit how did I miss this one

Cause it's not marked with

[Crimson Sin]

Orion and KahanaReef come home from a long night of Dinner, dancing and a movie.
Both are utterly exhausted and head upstairs to retire for the night.
As they enter the bedroom Sarge leaps out of a closet clad in Prison Fatigues and with a Huge knife in hand orders Orion to tie Kahana down on the bed. He, fearing for his life does so, apologizing.
Sarge then ties Orion over the bedside table facing the bed. One leg and arm to each of the legs of the table. Fearing the worst Orion watches as Sarge climbs on the bed and bites Kahana on the neck, then toddles off to the bathroom.
Orion whispers frantically to Kahana..."Did you see the prison outfit ? He is obviously just escaped from prison and is definately dangerous..Do as he asks, don't fight it, it probably won't take that long and we can just get throught this as fast as possible and forget about it, hopefully that bite on the neck will be the extent of the violence."
KahanaReef looks at Orion, and with a rueful smile says " I am glad you feel that way. He didn't bite me, he whispered in my ear.. He wanted me to know he is Gay. Finds you Extremely attractive and if we had any Vaseline... I told him it was in the bathroom.. Be Strong !"

[KahanaReef]

Orion and KahanaReef come home from a long night of Dinner, dancing and a movie.
Both are utterly exhausted and head upstairs to retire for the night.
As they enter the bedroom Sarge leaps out of a closet clad in Prison Fatigues and with a Huge knife in hand orders Orion to tie Kahana down on the bed. He, fearing for his life does so, apologizing.
Sarge then ties Orion over the bedside table facing the bed. One leg and arm to each of the legs of the table. Fearing the worst Orion watches as Sarge climbs on the bed and bites Kahana on the neck, then toddles off to the bathroom.
Orion whispers frantically to Kahana..."Did you see the prison outfit ? He is obviously just escaped from prison and is definately dangerous..Do as he asks, don't fight it, it probably won't take that long and we can just get throught this as fast as possible and forget about it, hopefully that bite on the neck will be the extent of the violence."
KahanaReef looks at Orion, and with a rueful smile says " I am glad you feel that way. He didn't bite me, he whispered in my ear.. He wanted me to know he is Gay. Finds you Extremely attractive and if we had any Vaseline... I told him it was in the bathroom.. Be Strong !"

Oops... you're a little late on this one

It's been done already

Good try though

[doberman 152]

^^You wanna see derek licking Sarge's balls???

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

Orion and KahanaReef come home from a long night of Dinner, dancing and a movie.
Both are utterly exhausted and head upstairs to retire for the night.
As they enter the bedroom Sarge leaps out of a closet clad in Prison Fatigues and with a Huge knife in hand orders Orion to tie Kahana down on the bed. He, fearing for his life does so, apologizing.
Sarge then ties Orion over the bedside table facing the bed. One leg and arm to each of the legs of the table. Fearing the worst Orion watches as Sarge climbs on the bed and bites Kahana on the neck, then toddles off to the bathroom.
Orion whispers frantically to Kahana..."Did you see the prison outfit ? He is obviously just escaped from prison and is definately dangerous..Do as he asks, don't fight it, it probably won't take that long and we can just get throught this as fast as possible and forget about it, hopefully that bite on the neck will be the extent of the violence."
KahanaReef looks at Orion, and with a rueful smile says " I am glad you feel that way. He didn't bite me, he whispered in my ear.. He wanted me to know he is Gay. Finds you Extremely attractive and if we had any Vaseline... I told him it was in the bathroom.. Be Strong !"

Read the WHOLE thread before making a contribution, KthxBye...

Oops... you're a little late on this one

It's been done already

Good try though

[0rion]

Oops... you're a little late on this one

It's been done already

Good try though

I was wondering how long before we had the first repeat.....made it further than I would've bet.

[KahanaReef]

I was wondering how long before we had the first repeat.....made it further than I would've bet.

Yeah, but this time you got to co-star with me

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

.... Cuz that fate is so better served to derek...

[Crimson Sin]

Oops... you're a little late on this one

It's been done already

Good try though

Ah, damn, yeah sorry had to post inbetween customers.
My efforts will be better in the future.

[Crimson Sin]

How's this.
So Ford Recovery Expert walks onto the elevator at work, and there is the Largest man he has ever seen, dude has to stoop to not hit the Ceiling. Guy looks at him and says "7 foot 9 inches, 428 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown"
At which Ford faints dead away. He wakes up four floors later with the guy shaking him asking if he is ok.
Ford Recovery Expert faintly asks " What did you say ?"
The guy says "Oh, I was just answering all the questions people usually ask when I meet them."
Ford says" No No, the last thing you said ?"
"My Name ?" says Turner. "Turner Brown."
'Oh thank God.." states Ford, "I thought you said Turn Around."

[KahanaReef]

Better

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

How's this.
So Ford Recovery Expert walks onto the elevator at work, and there is the Largest man he has ever seen, dude has to stoop to not hit the Ceiling. Guy looks at him and says "7 foot 9 inches, 428 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown"
At which Ford faints dead away. He wakes up four floors later with the guy shaking him asking if he is ok.
Ford Recovery Expert faintly asks " What did you say ?"
The guy says "Oh, I was just answering all the questions people usually ask when I meet them."
Ford says" No No, the last thing you said ?"
"My Name ?" says Turner. "Turner Brown."
'Oh thank God.." states Ford, "I thought you said Turn Around."

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Well done.

Name's Jimmy BTW, Shorter than Typing F.R.E. all the time

[Crimson Sin]

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Well done.

Name's Jimmy BTW, Shorter than Typing F.R.E. all the time

Nice ta meetcha Jimmy, sorry I reposted yer joke.
Feel free to bash on me as well, I can take a beating. Hell I bought a Stang.

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

It's cool, it was bound to happen...

Just glad I wasn't the one to get tied up and vasolined...










Yet...

[ls1camino]

It's cool, it was bound to happen...

Just glad I wasn't the one to get tied up and vasolined...










Yet...

Jimmy and KahanaReef come home from a long night of Dinner, dancing and a movie.
Both are utterly exhausted and head upstairs to retire for the night.
As they enter the bedroom Sarge leaps out of a closet clad in Prison Fatigues and with a Huge knife in hand orders Jimmy to tie Kahana down on the bed. He, fearing for his life does so, apologizing.
Sarge then ties Jimmy over the bedside table facing the bed. One leg and arm to each of the legs of the table. Fearing the worst Jimmy watches as Sarge climbs on the bed and bites Kahana on the neck, then toddles off to the bathroom.
Jimmy whispers frantically to Kahana..."Did you see the prison outfit ? He is obviously just escaped from prison and is definately dangerous..Do as he asks, don't fight it, it probably won't take that long and we can just get throught this as fast as possible and forget about it, hopefully that bite on the neck will be the extent of the violence."
KahanaReef looks at Jimmy, and with a rueful smile says " I am glad you feel that way. He didn't bite me, he whispered in my ear.. He wanted me to know he is Gay. Finds you Extremely attractive and if we had any Vaseline... I told him it was in the bathroom.. Be Strong !"

Oh wait...

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

^^ Oh, A wise guy, eh???