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    sorry, next time I will try to use "smaller" words
    consider your vernacular lexicon isn't as extended as my own, i'll just accept the conditions given the cricumstances..

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    oh, is this a fill-in-the blank phrase?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    yo mamma was last night, while i gave here the sausage
    I was wondering why she was laughing so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    consider your vernacular lexicon isn't as extended as my own, i'll just accept the conditions given the cricumstances..
    you can't use vernacular and lexicon together you idiot. They are 2 nouns. That's like saying "your dog cat isn't as behaved as mine"

    So take it while I ostrasize you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    oh, is this a fill-in-the blank phrase?
    Maybe that's the answer and we have to know the question. Like; "When did you first touch a womans vajayjay?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    I was wondering why she was laughing so hard.
    LMAO, i was listening to a comedian, whos all pissed b/c he has 2 daughters and has no idea what advice to give them except this:

    When the time comes when your b/f says "lets make a sex tape" and you know he will, and you will be too drunk to say no, be sure to say things like "OMG, it's so small" or "whats that smell?!" and "i don't feel anything" b/c he sure as hell will NOT show that to the rest of the frat house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banditgirl78 View Post
    Hey Rich!! How's your day been?
    So far so good. Although we're actually getting some rain here in SoCal. **It never rains in California....** So that usually means wrecks on the roads....everywhere.

    What's up with you? Any plans for the weekend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    LMAO, i was listening to a comedian, whos all pissed b/c he has 2 daughters and has no idea what advice to give them except this:

    When the time comes when your b/f says "lets make a sex tape" and you know he will, and you will be too drunk to say no, be sure to say things like "OMG, it's so small" or "whats that smell?!" and "i don't feel anything" b/c he sure as hell will NOT show that to the rest of the frat house.
    who was that? I know i have heard that bit before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zbizkit View Post
    you can't use vernacular and lexicon together you idiot. They are 2 nouns. That's like saying "your dog cat isn't as behaved as mine"

    So take it while I ostrasize you!
    i knew that-just making sure you did. i'm getting lunch now...you know it's small so i won't be long.

    drinks at your place tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    LMAO, i was listening to a comedian, whos all pissed b/c he has 2 daughters and has no idea what advice to give them except this:

    When the time comes when your b/f says "lets make a sex tape" and you know he will, and you will be too drunk to say no, be sure to say things like "OMG, it's so small" or "whats that smell?!" and "i don't feel anything" b/c he sure as hell will NOT show that to the rest of the frat house.

    That's pretty good. I'll have to write this down to tell my daughter when she's older. Why the hell do kids feel the need to make their own porn vids????

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    i knew that-just making sure you did. i'm getting lunch now...you know it's small so i won't be long.

    drinks at your place tonight?
    Yeah maybe a few. I am going to install the new floors tomorrow. Want 2 help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    So far so good. Although we're actually getting some rain here in SoCal. **It never rains in California....** So that usually means wrecks on the roads....everywhere.

    What's up with you? Any plans for the weekend?
    Sorry about the rain there. Not much going on here. Don't really have any plans for the weekend yet, but I'm sure I'll think of something. I'm just glad there isn't going to be any snow falling for the weekend.

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    you can't use vernacular and lexicon together you idiot. They are 2 nouns. That's like saying "your dog cat isn't as behaved as mine"

    So take it while I ostrasize you!
    i can't remember, the 96.5 morning fucks talk to damn fast/mumbled his name

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    Yeah maybe a few. I am going to install the new floors tomorrow. Want 2 help?
    can we do it sunday instead? if not, yeah, for a hwhile i can

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    Quote Originally Posted by banditgirl78 View Post
    Sorry about the rain there. Not much going on here. Don't really have any plans for the weekend yet, but I'm sure I'll think of something. I'm just glad there isn't going to be any snow falling for the weekend.
    The good thing with the rain is that I get to turn off my lawn sprinklers. The mayor is telling everyone that come this summer, plan on having water rationing. SoCal has been in a loooong water drought and it's getting bad. I'm sure where you live there's plenty of rain and no one has lawn sprinklers.

    If you get bored this weekend, you can always text me with some dirty sex talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    The good thing with the rain is that I get to turn off my lawn sprinklers. The mayor is telling everyone that come this summer, plan on having water rationing. SoCal has been in a loooong water drought and it's getting bad. I'm sure where you live there's plenty of rain and no one has lawn sprinklers.

    If you get bored this weekend, you can always text me with some dirty sex talk.
    I hope things get better there. I am just worried that all this snow will melt and cause flooding.

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