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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    hard to tell when you have a pillow smashed over thier head...
    then again when they become limp as the life leaves thier bo.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    what???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    what???
    You did no such thing with furniture, BUT you did manage to get sperm in your own hair and had a door knob lodged in your lower back

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    You did no such thing with furniture, BUT you did manage to get sperm in your own hair and had a door knob lodged in your lower back
    well... the moving truck you pulled out of your ass had furniture in it... so that still counts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    You did no such thing with furniture, BUT you did manage to get sperm in your own hair and had a door knob lodged in your lower back
    that almost happened to me once, but I shot it clear over my head and didn't have to resort to using my own spunk as mousse

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    Quote Originally Posted by FasstChevys View Post
    that almost happened to me once, but I shot it clear over my head and didn't have to resort to using my own spunk as mousse
    i shot my arm pit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i shot my arm pit...
    That's what showers are for! When it happened to me we both laughed so damn hard! I thought it was fun/funny.....and then I railed her in the shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by FasstChevys View Post
    That's what showers are for! When it happened to me we both laughed so damn hard! I thought it was fun/funny.....and then I railed her in the shower

    nah.... i used a paper towel and went to sleep... i think...

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    ive been told by guys that girls who are insecure during sex are boring as hell
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
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    Ah yes, the French grip.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    Ah yes, the French grip.......
    not to be confused with the vulcan grip of death...

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    Hey Spaz, will spazbot offer me his protection in case tap decides to start bashing, even though we all know she likes it with weird shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98formy View Post
    Hey Spaz, will spazbot offer me his protection in case tap decides to start bashing, even though we all know she likes it with weird shit.
    Spazbot will hold her down... i'll fart in her mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    Spazbot will hold her down... i'll fart in her mouth...

    Sounds like a good plan, but if she gets a bit violent, can you provide a loaded fart for her to enjoy.

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    Hmmmmmmmmm..............wonder why we have not heard back from the original poster.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by fxgs View Post
    Hmmmmmmmmm..............wonder why we have not heard back from the original poster.............
    he is on the phone...

    "you said your name was michelle... did it used to be micheal?!?"

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