how many gallons in this pool????

[0rion]

how many gallons are in a bucket of whale shit?

One day NHRA and Supercharged were painting a roof on a barn. The ladder fell trapping both of them on the roof. They looked around the barn for a place to jump but there were piles of horse shit all around the barn. It finally got dark on them so they decided to sleep on the roof and figure out how to get down the next morning.
The next morning comes and supercharged isn't on the roof. NHRA looks down and he's standing on the ground. NHRA says " Hey, how'd you get down?" Supercharged says " I rolled off in the middle of the night."
NHRA says "How deep is that horse shit?" Supercharged says " Oh....'bout ankle deep." So NHRA jumps off the roof and lands in the horse shit. It goes all the way up to his chin and he says " I thought you said this was ankle deep?" and Supercharged says " I landed head first."

[jaslivers]

[Nhra Firebird]

One Day Sarge and Orion were out in desert with their stubborn camel that would not drink water. They were about to leave for a long trip, so they needed to get it to drink water. They tried for hours to get the camel to drink out of the water hole, but the camel would not drink. Orion said, "How about you hold its head under water and i will suck on his ass an draw the water up in him". This goes on for a few minutes... Then orion yells to sarge," hold his head up higher I am sucking mud.

[SSwt00SS]

assuming you're talking about a rectangular pool and all numbers are accurate as inches and not feet, then it sounds like you have.....

Tank Volume = 822.9 Gallons

where's your work...?

you get a '0' for not showing your work!


gosh, didnt you learn anything in grade school...

[Mr. Luos]

gosh, didnt you learn anything in grade school...

Do I have to answer honestly?

[jaslivers]

One Day Sarge and Orion were out in desert with their stubborn camel that would not drink water. They were about to leave for a long trip, so they needed to get it to drink water. They tried for hours to get the camel to drink out of the water hole, but the camel would not drink. Orion said, "How about you hold its head under water and i will suck on his ass an draw the water up in him". This goes on for a few minutes... Then orion yells to sarge," hold his head up higher I am sucking mud.

[DrMilhouse]

where's your work...?

you get a '0' for not showing your work!


gosh, didnt you learn anything in grade school...

my work

[jaslivers]

fish tank???

[DrMilhouse]

It knows volume, it doesn't care if it's pool or tank.

[jaslivers]

the fish care..... what about the fish

[0rion]

NHRA and Supercharged were walking through the woods one day and came up on some tracks. NHRA says "Those are deer tracks." Supercharged studies the tracks for a few minutes and says "Nope, those are bear tracks". NHRA says " I believe I know tracks when I see them and those are deer tracks." Supercharged says " No one knows tracks like I do and I say those are bear tracks".
They were still arguing when the train hit 'em.

[jaslivers]

[GTP231]

NHRA and Supercharged were walking through the woods one day and came up on some tracks. NHRA says "Those are deer tracks." Supercharged studies the tracks for a few minutes and says "Nope, those are bear tracks". NHRA says " I believe I know tracks when I see them and those are deer tracks." Supercharged says " No one knows tracks like I do and I say those are bear tracks".
They were still arguing when the train hit 'em.

[SSwt00SS]

DAMN IT! Now my head hurts......

this should help ease the pain...

[67CamaroRSSS]

^ Weeeeelllll, at least it diverted my attention for a while.

[jaslivers]

cute ass

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

this should help ease the pain...

who is this is?


P.S.- I showed my work LOL

[Nhra Firebird]

One morning orion and sarge set out to go hunting. Half way into the woods orion tells sarge he has to take a shit. Sarge said, "Go over behind that tree to shit". A few minutes later Orion said, " what should i wipe with". Sarge said, " just find some leaves to wipe with". Orion looked around and then said, "The only leaves around are poison ivy leaves". Sarge said, "Just use a dollar then". A few minutes later orion comes out from behind the tree with shit all over his hands. Sarge said, " I thought i told you to use a dollar". Orion said, " i did i used 4 quarters".