Ed!!!!

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I don't remember....... We wouldn't give up our weapons

OH!!! pat burnt the hair on his arm when he flipped his burger with his hand... greasy fireball ftw!!!

**Smkn_TA** · 06-19-2008, 06:09 AM

I get the feeling Tap would gag spaz so she'd have a chance to regain her thrown as most posts. And knowing spaz, as soon as Tap gagged him he'd scream "Yeah! Now burn me with a cigarette!"

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

I get the feeling Tap would gag spaz so she'd have a chance to regain her thrown as most posts. And knowing spaz, as soon as Tap gagged him he'd scream "Yeah! Now burn me with a cigarette!"

i like the way you think!!!

**transamprincess98** · 06-19-2008, 06:54 AM

Spaz enoys when I

him, while wearing leather chaps and spurs, use his pony tail as my reigns and kick him with the spurs, pretending he is a horse

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Spaz enoys when I

him, while wearing leather chaps and spurs, use his pony tail as my reigns and kick him with the spurs, pretending he is a horse

cat of nine tails FTW!!!

**transamprincess98** · 06-19-2008, 07:00 AM

We should kidnap Ed and force him to make us Mods

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

We should kidnap Ed and force him to make us Mods

wait... Ed should adopt us... i'll fix his car and you go have sex with him...

i wonder how much beer he has...

**98formy** · 06-19-2008, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

like fucking a bucket of water...

j/k...

Im sorry, I am still laughing over this one and the hot dog. One of my best friends was drunk one night and described his g/f with a similar metaphor, hotdog in a bathtub because she used to do middle eastern men for lots of money. He was serious also which made it funnier. One of the craziest things I have ever heard.

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by 98formy

Im sorry, I am still laughing over this one and the hot dog. One of my best friends was drunk one night and described his g/f with a similar metaphor, hotdog in a bathtub because she used to do middle eastern men for lots of money. He was serious also which made it funnier. One of the craziest things I have ever heard.

tap didn't pay me a lot... but it was something...

**transamprincess98** · 06-19-2008, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by 98formy

Im sorry, I am still laughing over this one and the hot dog. One of my best friends was drunk one night and described his g/f with a similar metaphor, hotdog in a bathtub because she used to do middle eastern men for lots of money. He was serious also which made it funnier. One of the craziest things I have ever heard.

I'm confused by this whole post. Middle Eastern men aren't known for having a big penis.

Also for you guys.... women's size is basically genetic has nothing to do with what you shove in there. Unless you have a kid or several and even then it's like elastic and comes back to about 95% of it's original size

**transamprincess98** · 06-19-2008, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

tap didn't pay me a lot... but it was something...

You paid me in squishies!!!!!!

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I'm confused by this whole post. Middle Eastern men aren't known for having a big penis.

Also for you guys.... women's size is basically genetic has nothing to do with what you shove in there. Unless you have a kid or several and even then it's like elastic and comes back to about 95% of it's original size

women can do exorsizes to make thier cooters contract... i remember hearing that in the birthing class thingy that i had ot go to...

**98formy** · 06-19-2008, 07:24 AM

I'm glad someone around here got something, I guess there are others still waiting.

**98formy** · 06-19-2008, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I'm confused by this whole post. Middle Eastern men aren't known for having a big penis.

Also for you guys.... women's size is basically genetic has nothing to do with what you shove in there. Unless you have a kid or several and even then it's like elastic and comes back to about 95% of it's original size

Thats what made it crazy. I dont know if it was because he was drunk, but it was funny.

**transamprincess98** · 06-19-2008, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

women can do exorsizes to make thier cooters contract... i remember hearing that in the birthing class thingy that i had ot go to...

You like rubber bands

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by 98formy

I'm glad someone around here got something, I guess there are others still waiting.

herpes...

**transamprincess98** · 06-19-2008, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

herpes...

You got those in the mens room

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

You got those in the mens room

yeah... we shouldn't have

in there.... i told you it wasn't safe...

**98formy** · 06-19-2008, 07:42 AM

Those truck stop bathrooms can be pretty nasty, cant they?

**Spaz** · 06-19-2008, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by 98formy

Those truck stop bathrooms can be pretty nasty, cant they?

ever read the writing on the shitter walls in one of them??? enough funny material there to run a comedy show...

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