Today I woke up in my friends.....

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-18-2008, 07:15 PM

I woke up in a pond, fully clothed.

Apparently I passed out on a hammock (The ones supported by their own metal frames) and the hammock slid down the grass, fell off a 3 foot ledge and into a half foot of water.

**Zboner** · 05-18-2008, 07:26 PM

this just happened thursday night.

but I have so many more Ill tell 2 of them

thursday was my 22nd birthday I didnt get to go out on my 21st (long story) so this place we go every thursday is .50 beer and 1.50 well mixed drinks needless to say its also college night, we stayed till 2.30a.m. I was told. Dont remember anything past about 12, so I wake up the next day at my GF's house both naked and have to be at work to meet my boss, so i begin to put my jeans on from last night untill i notice and smell puke all over the left side of my jeans. and by the time i get ready im already 10 mins late to meet her. so i get in her car and sit down and notice the same colored puke every where in the car and the smell is just skunk like. so i meet her head back home and my GF tells me that in the middle of the night she woke up to me PISSING in the corner of her room and I asked her why she was in the bathroom

oh and she also told me that I drove us home from the bar because I had to carry her.

second I was 17 threw a hugh party at my uncles farm, I woke up the next day on the front yard covered in mud no colthes on, my buddys girlfriend next to me naked and about a million beer cans every where, and to top it off I was completely covered in mudd because it rained the night before and we also had a band up there

**bandit95** · 05-18-2008, 07:27 PM

in a bed......with a friends wife.....she was staring at me then when i looked at her she acted like she was asleep all of a sudden.

**Zboner** · 05-18-2008, 07:30 PM

then another time I had another party at my uncles farm when i was 20, i go to pick up more beer and get back around 1 a.m. and my friends are driving the bobcat around with one of them in the bucket fully extended in the air.

I tell them what they were doing last night and the one driving looks at me and says, Joel if I were to get on that bobcat right now I would have no Fucking clue how to dive that thing, I just laughed my ass off for days

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-18-2008, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by bandit95

in a bed......with a friends wife.....she was staring at me then when i looked at her she acted like she was asleep all of a sudden.

u ass

**Zboner** · 05-18-2008, 07:39 PM

was she naked?

**Boomer Sooner** · 05-18-2008, 07:42 PM

was she blind? lol

**bandit95** · 05-18-2008, 07:44 PM

nope. everyone actually put me in the bed and then him and his wife came in there as i was passing out. i remember him asking me if i wanted to run a train with him on his wife then i passed out. i woke up and he was in the living room with everyone else watching movies and his wife was staring at me. i know nothing happened between anyone, no1 there would've allowed that and he's just the kind of goof that does dumb shit like that for a laugh. i just found it weird she was staring at me then acted like she was sleeping when i looked at her.