The person above you.

**state69champ** · 03-03-2008, 01:14 PM

Nope..

have you ever told your friends that this girl sucked so bad at sucking dick that you would rather suck yourself off... then being the great friends they are thy tell this girl... Years later one of those friends sleeps with the same girl. but she would never give a blowjob again in her life because you told her she sucked so bad?

**FuhBreezeE** · 03-03-2008, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by state69champ

Nope..

have you ever told your friends that this girl sucked so bad at sucking dick that you would rather suck yourself off... then being the great friends they are thy tell this girl... Years later one of those friends sleeps with the same girl. but she would never give a blowjob again in her life because you told her she sucked so bad?

A little too specific don't you think?
And no, btw.

Ever had a gf be more than 2 weeks late on her period and not be pregnant?

**jimmybling31** · 03-03-2008, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by FuhBreezeE

A little too specific don't you think?
And no, btw.

Ever had a gf be more than 2 weeks late on her period and not be pregnant?

yeah my gf did when she went on the pill. it was friggin scary.

have you ever thought your girlfriend was prego?

**TransAm11973** · 03-03-2008, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by jimmybling31

yeah my gf did when she went on the pill. it was friggin scary.

have you ever thought your girlfriend was prego?

yes, I dont know if she was bulshitting or not but it was scary, she was a crazy bitch btw......I mean literally crazy

Have you ever been rear ended by someone going above 40mph, when you were stopped at a red light????

**jimmybling31** · 03-03-2008, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by TransAm11973

yes, I dont know if she was bulshitting or not but it was scary, she was a crazy bitch btw......I mean literally crazy

Have you ever been rear ended by someone going above 40mph, when you were stopped at a red light????

yeah and they bought the car I was driving in cash too. funny how someone about to lose their license will pay 5 grand for a 1000 dollar honda. lol. it was my friend's car I was in the passenger seat. still funny.

have you ever fallen asleep on the phone while your gf was talking and wake up 10mins later and she is still talking?

**FuhBreezeE** · 03-03-2008, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by jimmybling31

yeah and they bought the car I was driving in cash too. funny how someone about to lose their license will pay 5 grand for a 1000 dollar honda. lol. it was my friend's car I was in the passenger seat. still funny.

have you ever fallen asleep on the phone while your gf was talking and wake up 10mins later and she is still talking?

Yes.

Have you ever lied on a Resume to get a job?

**FasstChevys** · 03-03-2008, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by FuhBreezeE

Yes.

Have you ever lied on a Resume to get a job?

Hell no, that's unethical.

Have you ever been in an orgy?

**ArcticZ06** · 03-03-2008, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by FasstChevys

Hell no, that's unethical.

Have you ever been in an orgy?

Yes, my buddy and our 2 girlfriends.

Did your high school football teams 40 year old waterboy think he was the prince of the 5th dimension and handmake a superman outfit and drink 40oz'ers all the time?

**Blitzed** · 03-03-2008, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by state69champ

Nope..

have you ever told your friends that this girl sucked so bad at sucking dick that you would rather suck yourself off... then being the great friends they are thy tell this girl... Years later one of those friends sleeps with the same girl. but she would never give a blowjob again in her life because you told her she sucked so bad?

Right here! its all you're fault. It would have been bad anyway

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 03-03-2008, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by mcarse81

Yes, my buddy and our 2 girlfriends.

What's the requirements for an orgy because that sounds more like a g/f swap. I'm thinking at least a handful of couples...

**ArcticZ06** · 03-03-2008, 03:43 PM

I always thought 4 or more... eh anyways....

**FuhBreezeE** · 03-03-2008, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by mcarse81

Yes, my buddy and our 2 girlfriends.

Did your high school football teams 40 year old waterboy think he was the prince of the 5th dimension and handmake a superman outfit and drink 40oz'ers all the time?

No.

Have you ever had a coach who you thought had Social Anxiety Disorder and could never look his players in the eyes and tried to get you pumped at halftime when he was just looking at the ground?

**jimmybling31** · 03-03-2008, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by FuhBreezeE

No.

Have you ever had a coach who you thought had Social Anxiety Disorder and could never look his players in the eyes and tried to get you pumped at halftime when he was just looking at the ground?

cross country coach like that, but he tried to get us pumped before a race.

have you ever raced a car that came from the factory with 1/3rd the power yours did an lose?

**JwMonE99** · 03-03-2008, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by FuhBreezeE

No.

Have you ever had a coach who you thought had Social Anxiety Disorder and could never look his players in the eyes and tried to get you pumped at halftime when he was just looking at the ground?

No,

Have you ever spit all over and took a piss on a lotus elise becasue the driver is a duchbag?

**FasstChevys** · 03-03-2008, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by JwMonE99

No,

Have you ever spit all over and took a piss on a lotus elise becasue the driver is a duchbag?

No.

Have you ever put a rotten goose egg under the seat of some bitches car and then laughed like hell when you drive by the school later and her vehicle is the only one in the parking lot with it's windows rolled down and the only reason you were able to pull it off is because your buddy is railing her friend and she left the door unlocked when they got back from lunch?

**JwMonE99** · 03-03-2008, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by FasstChevys

No.

Have you ever put a rotten goose egg under the seat of some bitches car and then laughed like hell when you drive by the school later and her vehicle is the only one in the parking lot with it's windows rolled down and the only reason you were able to pull it off is because your buddy is railing her friend and she left the door unlocked when they got back from lunch?

No, but that gives me a great idea?

Have you ever told a girl that you rather stare at the sun over looking at her because she is ugly.

**state69champ** · 03-04-2008, 07:00 AM

no.. but I did tell one that she made babdy jesus cry..

have you ever drank so much you passed out . puked,vacumed it up then passed out again with your face in a dog food bowl?

**FasstChevys** · 03-04-2008, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by state69champ

no.. but I did tell one that she made babdy jesus cry..

have you ever drank so much you passed out . puked,vacumed it up then passed out again with your face in a dog food bowl?

Nope.

But have you ever blown up the engine in your '88 Trans Am GTA three days after you bought it.....and then the dealership gave you a loaner car (P.O.S. mid'80's Topaz) and were so pissed that they gave you a P.O.S. loaner car that you dropped the transmission back to first gear while going 60+ mph numerous times and then brought the car back because the transmission was gone and at the time they gave you a much nicer '89 Cutlass to drive while your engine was getting rebuilt in your Trans Am and in the meantime realized that no one in town would know who's car it was and you fucked with your friends while cruising around at night by tailgating, brighting, flipping them off and yelling at them and all the time laughing your ass off because they didn't know who it was and had about three or four cars chasing you around town and then when the one guy in particular finally did figure it out he was so pissed off that he wouldn't talk to you for over a year??

**johnd** · 03-04-2008, 09:38 AM

Nope.

Ever have one of those bad nights when you get blood on your clown suit?

**hoss 2000 z-28** · 03-04-2008, 09:40 AM

Can't say I have.

Have you ever initiated sex in your sleep and halfway wake up with your chick riding you and then pass out afterwards and think it was all a dream the next day?