The person above you.

**ArcticZ06** · 03-02-2008, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by jimmybling31

nope. have you ever made jokes about your girlfriend online while she is asleep next to you in bed?

no, its more fun to do it in front of there face.

Have you ever been with a group of friends and been like "damn that chick is hot I wanna hit that!" and then your buddy says "hey thats my sister....or mom"!?

**jimmybling31** · 03-02-2008, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by mcarse81

no, its more fun to do it in front of there face.

Have you ever been with a group of friends and been like "damn that chick is hot I wanna hit that!" and then your buddy says "hey thats my sister....or mom"!?

yeah, i was at the mall with a friend of mine and I saw this chick in victoria's secret that was hot as hell and I said something to my friend and he was like what the fuck that's my mom. I was like no way and he was like yeah watch and he yelled at her and she came over there and asked us what we had been up to. I was like shit.

have you ever said a name other than your gf/wife's name in bed?

**JwMonE99** · 03-02-2008, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by jimmybling31

yeah, i was at the mall with a friend of mine and I saw this chick in victoria's secret that was hot as hell and I said something to my friend and he was like what the fuck that's my mom. I was like no way and he was like yeah watch and he yelled at her and she came over there and asked us what we had been up to. I was like shit.

have you ever said a name other than your gf/wife's name in bed?

Yea I called got mixed up between Amanda and Sophie lol

Have you ever stole from a nun?

**MagicMan** · 03-02-2008, 08:02 PM

No.

Ever think about having gay sex?

**slo4mula** · 03-02-2008, 09:46 PM

giving or receiving.....

Have you ever taken a poop that felt so good you wanted to do it again?

**state69champ** · 03-03-2008, 12:38 AM

Yes.

Whave you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

**LS1Powerhouse** · 03-03-2008, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by state69champ

Yes.

Whave you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

One of my ex's

Have you ever had to do something in class or at work in front of people with a raging boner?

**blkSS98** · 03-03-2008, 10:41 AM

No

Have you ever pulled a wheelie on the street...in your car?

**ArcticZ06** · 03-03-2008, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by blkSS98

No

Have you ever pulled a wheelie on the street...in your car?

No,

Have you ever jumped out of a moving car going over 35mph for fun?

**LS1Powerhouse** · 03-03-2008, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by mcarse81

No,

Have you ever jumped out of a moving car going over 35mph for fun?

not a car but a Four-Wheeler

have you ever woke up at someone you didnt know's house?

**ArcticZ06** · 03-03-2008, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by LS1Powerhouse

not a car but a Four-Wheeler

have you ever woke up at someone you didnt know's house?

A few times.

Have you ever driven your buddies truck around town while he was standing in the bed Sh!tf@ced on Everclear with a "DICK RAMBONE" strap-on waving it at his ex girlfriend who is driving around with her new boyfriend.

**Blitzed** · 03-03-2008, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by LS1Powerhouse

not a car but a Four-Wheeler

have you ever woke up at someone you didnt know's house?

Once or twice

Have you ever been so drunk while getting laid that you puked on the girl? *I have*

**ArcticZ06** · 03-03-2008, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

Once or twice

Have you ever been so drunk while getting laid that you puked on the girl? *I have*

Once, she kept insisting I take shots of Jim Beam and I threw up all over her and then we kept going at it... such a freak! I miss her!

Back to my last....
Have you ever driven your buddies truck around town while he was standing in the bed Sh!tf@ced on Everclear with a "DICK RAMBONE" strap-on waving it at his ex girlfriend who is driving around with her new boyfriend.

**Blitzed** · 03-03-2008, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by mcarse81

Once, she kept insisting I take shots of Jim Beam and I threw up all over her and then we kept going at it... such a freak! I miss her!

Back to my last....
Have you ever driven your buddies truck around town while he was standing in the bed Sh!tf@ced on Everclear with a "DICK RAMBONE" strap-on waving it at his ex girlfriend who is driving around with her new boyfriend.

No

Have you ever gotten pulled around a field with a quad in a grocery kart wearing full Moto X gear and a massive dildo hanging out of you're pants?

**LS1Powerhouse** · 03-03-2008, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

No

Have you ever gotten pulled around a field with a quad in a grocery kart wearing full Moto X gear and a massive dildo hanging out of you're pants?

negative

Have you even jumped off a roof because you thought bunnies were after you?

**Blitzed** · 03-03-2008, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by LS1Powerhouse

negative

Have you even jumped off a roof because you thought bunnies were after you?

Nope

Have you ever raced power wheels down a boat ramp only to remember you don't have brakes?

**LS1Powerhouse** · 03-03-2008, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

Nope

Have you ever raced power wheels down a boat ramp only to remember you don't have brakes?

No

Have you ever shit in a river/lake?

**ArcticZ06** · 03-03-2008, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

Nope

Have you ever raced power wheels down a boat ramp only to remember you don't have brakes?

Nope,

Have you ever drunk dialed your girlfriend after a good ngiht of drinking and fell asleep in the middle of it but were still talking and asked her how many Asians she manages at McDonalds?

**OnEbAdReDSS** · 03-03-2008, 11:52 AM

no

have you ever gotten soo pissed drunk that your friends stupid gf took your beeer and hide it in the closet you find it and then she pulls you from the beer you turn around and without knowing you slug her... then your friends laugh at her and she just laughes back and kicks your ass into the closet??

**Spaz** · 03-03-2008, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by 2000SuperSportMaro

no

have you ever gotten soo pissed drunk that your friends stupid gf took your beeer and hide it in the closet you find it and then she pulls you from the beer you turn around and without knowing you slug her... then your friends laugh at her and she just laughes back and kicks your ass into the closet??

no... BUT....

have you even see a bum eat a baby that he took out of a dumpster!?