if your are ever in a hospital......

**FSANE** · 10-17-2007, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!

well I keep getting these stabbing pains in my side from time to time...any idea what it could be....oh Im sorry are you posting a lame ass rant thread....

you are just fat, lose some weight and the pain will stop.

**Blitzed** · 10-17-2007, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

you are just fat, lose some weight and the pain will stop.

^Not Fat^

**Sassy Cassie** · 10-17-2007, 02:40 PM

When did Zap get fat?

BadBlueBird* · 10-17-2007, 02:47 PM

Sucks for you then...

An hour lunch + sitting with hot chics ftw

and I do the same shit you do

Seriously though, I know exactly what you mean. I love hearing "Well how do my xrays look"

**FSANE** · 10-17-2007, 02:56 PM

I am kidding

Its probably hernia

**FSANE** · 10-17-2007, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

Sucks for you then...

An hour lunch + sitting with hot chics ftw

and I do the same shit you do

Seriously though, I know exactly what you mean. I love hearing "Well how do my xrays look"

HAHAHAHA I love when they say..."SO, what do you see?"

**310stanger** · 10-17-2007, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

Give me a fucking break...... you sit there and post this rant of yours that sounds like you hate your job and the 30 minutes you get for lunch......

Are we supposed to read between the lines ?? GEEZ FREAKIN SHIT....

i did. it was cut and dry?you read into it way too much jus so you can tell him to stop bitching.

**DanWS6** · 10-17-2007, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

What if I walked up to you and started normal non-work related conversation? would you still be mad enough to post about it on the internet afterwards?

Why do you think it takes him 30 minutes to eat? He was posting this using his iphone during lunch.

**310stanger** · 10-17-2007, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

HAHAHAHA I love when they say..."SO, what do you see?"

not for nothing, but the patients dont know what you do and dont know. all the people in scrubs are assumed to know what they are doing. patients arent medical experts, they are relying on you to tell them what they wanna hear, whether you are supposed to know or not.

**{FzS}BlacKMagicK** · 10-17-2007, 07:37 PM

Just say, "I'd love to help ya, but I'm a janitor, would you like your bathroom cleaned."

**{FzS}BlacKMagicK** · 10-17-2007, 07:38 PM

Or...say what I say when every single day I'm mistaken for a Dr., "I'm sorry, I'm not a Dr."

**FSANE** · 10-17-2007, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by DanWS6

Why do you think it takes him 30 minutes to eat? He was posting this using his iphone during lunch.

No time for that

I use my iphone before and after lunch.

**TMF** · 10-18-2007, 06:48 AM

Want me to call the waaambulance for you?

**FSANE** · 10-18-2007, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by TMF

Want me to call the waaambulance for you?

yes please

**Bigrus** · 10-18-2007, 11:21 AM

Just tell them you cannot discuss that kind of stuff without thier doctor present, or say you have no idea since you just fix the equipment.

**B34M3R** · 10-18-2007, 12:34 PM

Spew gibberish at them that sounds japanese, while making purposeful looking hand motions, and slowly raise your voice as you go.

They will run away, quickly. Trust me.