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    Bad sign

    Just shot a squirrel ( I hate squirrels) and went out to throw his dead ass in the pasture for the coyotes/wolves and noticed he had huge man squirrel balls. I picked him up for a "squirrel scan" and he had 3 balls. I shit you not. 3 fucking balls.
    I think I just killed the Harry Reams of the squirrel world and bad things is gonna happen to me now for sure. All the girl squirrels gonna kick my ass.

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    pics or it didn't happen.

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    Better watch out for those squirrels with pitch forks and torches....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird View Post
    pics or it didn't happen.
    If I took "pics" for the "Pic Fags" everytime I shot a squirrel there would be no bandwidth left to sell ShamWows or for you to make your useless idiotic post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    If I took "pics" for the "Pic Fags" everytime I shot a squirrel there would be no bandwidth left to sell ShamWows or for you to make your useless idiotic post.
    Yeah, but how many times do you shoot a squirrel with 3 balls???

    That is a kodak moment


    Pics or it didn't happen

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    Eh, might be good luck like 4 Leaf clovers, Maybe a 3 balls squrrel is just as lucky.
    Last edited by 1 RedHot TransAm; 05-22-2009 at 05:15 PM.

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    I think I would be getting my water tested if I shot a three balled squirrel around my house. You grow another nut and there's no telling what Mama is going to do... SNIP... to you!

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    I think Sarge is the one with the 3 balls here. Quit blaming it on the poor rodent you filled full of lead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    If I took "pics" for the "Pic Fags" everytime I shot a squirrel there would be no bandwidth left to sell ShamWows or for you to make your useless idiotic post.
    Useless idiotic posts that really hurts me sarge

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    I've killed literally thousands of squirrels in my life. I used to hunt them a lot growing up. Not once in the thousands that I shot did I take the time to inspect their package.

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    LOL I hsave missed you crazy peeps!!!

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    Get 'em bronzed and hang 'em on your rearview!

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    i got three balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero_proto View Post
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    3 fuckin nuts

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    Would this count as a three balled squirrel


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    I'm still trying to figure out why you would check its nuts

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    Well kid you couldn't miss it. He had hit the ground on his back and his balls were "noticeable".....I was like WTF these dude got here?
    OK TAMP you busted me. I am a squirrel fag in real life. But at least I don't drive a fucking Volvo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Well kid you couldn't miss it. He had hit the ground on his back and his balls were "noticeable".....I was like WTF these dude got here?
    OK TAMP you busted me. I am a squirrel fag in real life. But at least I don't drive a fucking Volvo.
    ^^ I knew it ^^

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