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Ok, so the time to dress up like idiots is upon us and i am going to a Halloween party in 2 weeks...Party dress code is only offensive costumes... There is a contest also where most offensive costume wins a prize! (Money to be exact)
I NEED IDEAS for a costume and nothing that will be expensive as im only wearing this once a year...
Only rule is no excessive nudity :naughty:
ANYTHING GOES for the costume so please hit me with ideas!!!!
I put NWS title for people who post pictures just incase :)
Nazi costume or maybe be hitler in a nazi white dress uniform
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Go as a drugged up Amy Winehouse? Billy Mays with some white powdery substance under your nose? Obama with a bullethole in your head?
LOL i like the last oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Red97GTP
I was thinking that... Or maybe the KKK... My friend is going as a black person exaggerated lol should b interestingQuote:
Originally Posted by RedSuperSport
Put a potato on your cock and go as a dictator. lol
Reminds me, I just picked up a toy AK this last summer. Get a robe, swaddle your head, blood all over carrying an AK. Osama.
To be Osama you need a porn stash and some Pepsi and a huge hole in your face. lol
I could maybe get like a group of people and we could be a chain gang from back in the 1800's before Lincoln lol
Chain gangs were around even in the 1900s. lol Prisons had them.
I say take it one step farther and dress up as obama in proper hitler attire. Thats sure to offend some people, not sure if it would be the most offensive but I think it would be a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedSuperSport
I had a friend in college who WON the contest as a bloody as hell tampon...
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Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD
AL & GA still has themQuote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Dress up as a Westboro Baptist Church groupie with signs and everything....that will win you some points for offensive
This isn't a bad one lol... Need to figure out what i can be to offend a big mass of people...Quote:
Originally Posted by JonB
I'm sure if i could use that somehow and add an offense to womens rights im sure it'll be most offensive... That and i won't be getting laid that evening lolQuote:
Originally Posted by FatTom
LOL i was thinking of going that route... I could do like half ass makeup too and make it more offensiveQuote:
Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
LOL i know that lol... Was saying before Lincoln where segregation was dominant and before the emancipation proclamation and 13th amendment. So if there were me and 3 friends in the chain gang... You get the idea lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
go as jesus with a sign that says "judgement day is here, show me your tits and ill judge 'em"
Michael Jackson and have a buddy dress up as mcauley caulkin and walk in holding hands, that's sure to stir up some shit lol
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RedSuperSport............that is a good idea!
Dress up as a surgeon with bloodied up scrubs carrying a metal clothes hanger with a very small doll (baby) hanging from the hook part, all bloodied up with this printed on your shirt: AIN"T NO FETUS CAN BEAT US! If that doesn't piss off a lot of people, nothing will. :naughty:
LOLOLOL This will sure piss some people off... I like this oneQuote:
Originally Posted by 2001camaroSS
You are 100% right... If i could pull this off i think it would be sure to win!!! That should just about piss everyone off and its offensive as hell LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by 02ragtop t/a
My friend did this last year or the year before down at school and got a ton of laughs. This is just a google search picture but his looked pretty dang close to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD
Always a crowd favorite.
http://slanchreport.files.wordpress....-costumes1.jpg
http://img.skitch.com/20081031-e4kwp...34ruchmaam.png
this, with a black turtle neck and blue jeans, you are set.
Put on a " BOYZ TO MEN " shirt and tell people you're making a delivery to Michael Jackson's house!:ahh:
I dont have any ideas for you but I like where t his thread is going.....hahah
o wait! you could go as obama/with a bullet hole in the head while dressin like hitler and tell ppl your so strong you could carry 20 ppl ( then pull out a bag of ashes and show em the.( if you uses some type of food for the ash it would also be funney after pulling out the bag, open it , pull a pinch out then taste some.... then let them know o wait 19... then make a comment about what race they are like if your talkin to a white person, you could be like hmm white ppl tasty.... kinda taste like skittles. and then just walk away lol
Wholy fucking debacle of sentence structure, punctuation, and spelling.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToKiC IROC
You could go as an inner city English teacher. haha
Yeh,that's a great idea! YOU could go as the internet grammar nazti!
Alright, I know that I am mixing two holidays here, however the Christmas song played on SNL several years ago popped in my head...
http://www.youtube.com/embed/WhwbxEfy7fg
How about going as a giant condom; (should be easy to make a costume up) then have your OL go as a pregnancy tester...
Get a box of Tampons, red die and some branch’s with leaf’s still on them. Tie die’d tampons to them and go as a cotton plant.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD
How about dressing up like a pregnant Altar Boy? That would piss off almost everybody! LOL
